Chapter 3 Lost by Goldfinger?!

During this sleep, Xiao Ran slept extremely soundly. But his limbs also felt particularly sore, as if he had gone out to steal a cow in the middle of his sleep, and then came back to sleep again.

The early morning sunlight shone on his face. He woke up and stretched out. His bones and joints made a series of "click" sounds. He was startled and jumped up from the bed.

His body is as light as a swallow. Yesterday, he had to hold on to the edge of the bed to get up little by little, for fear that his bones would break again before they recovered.

Now he is well, he can trot, and he can jump big, big jumps. In addition to the pain in his waist and back, he can breathe smoothly and feel refreshed, and his whole body is full of strength.

He walked to the window, and the sunlight shone on his naked upper body. He found that the edges and corners of his muscles were much more obvious than usual. Although he was not as good as the upcoming muscle star Arnold Juhua who was eating cigars, he definitely beat all the cigars of his time.

Little fresh meat.

Before he could finish appreciating the sudden visit to his body, he smelled a strange smell. It was a little rancid and smelly, as if someone had left a big stick in the pickle vat.

He followed the scent and smelled it, then opened his bed.

A strong stench hit his face, making his eyes sore. He quickly opened the window to ventilate, turned around and looked at the bed, and found that it was covered with dark brown unknown objects.

Could it be that he slept too much last night and pulled out the bed? But he lowered his head and looked at his body. It was very clean and there was no odor.

Xiao Ran endured the nausea and dug into it, and found that the things had dried up, looked a bit like blood scabs, and had some oil.

Eh... He quickly pulled off the sheets and quilt, hugged them, rushed to the bathroom, and threw them into the washing machine. His figure flashed in front of the mirror, and he felt something strange, so he returned to the mirror and took a closer look.

Holding the chest.

On his chest, there was a red mark, the shape of which was exactly the same as that of Bei Jiuguo.

How could I forget it!

Xiao Ran suddenly remembered the sounds he heard and the strange dream he had after falling asleep last night. He hurriedly rushed to the bed and rummaged around, and finally found the copper buckle tied with a rope under the bed.

Fortunately, this thing is still there. It seems that there is just a red mark on the chest.

"Xiao Jiu! Bai Jiu Kuo! Old thing, get out of here!"

Tongkou was silent, and Xiao Ran was shocked. Could it be that what happened yesterday was all a dream?

This is unscientific!

He then hung the copper buckle on the urinal and shouted: "If you don't come out, this will be your coffin!"

"Ah...are you awake?" Bei Jiuguo's lazily yawning sound reached Xiao Ran's brain.

It seems like it's not a dream, so that's reasonable... No, there's no point in saying these things are reasonable or unreasonable.

Xiao Ran said in a deep voice: "Tell me, what did you do last night? Was it you...you who pulled my quilt?"

"Hahahahaha! Master, what did you do to me last night and you have forgotten it? Xiaojiu will replay it for you?"

Xiao Ran was stunned for a moment, feeling like he was out of his mind for a moment, and some memory fragments flashed through his mind like a movie.

He saw that he had slept well last night, and suddenly he stood up and started meditating on the bed with his eyes closed.

After a while, he began to stretch his limbs, then jumped up, and then began to do some strange movements, which looked like yoga or Wu Qin Xi.

While doing the movements, his belly would bulge out from time to time, and then deflate violently, as if he was doing a strange kind of vomiting. As he moved and breathed, yellow and brown sweat began to flow out of the pores all over his body.

Gray black steam also exhaled from the nostrils.

Every part of his body was constantly twisting and returning to the right position, making a series of "ka-ka-ka" sounds, and the muscles on his body were pulsing like waves. Those lines, that luster, it's so beautiful!

After a series of busy activities, he returned to his meditating posture. When all the fluids on his body were gone and the breath he exhaled was no longer coloured, he wrapped himself in a quilt and fell asleep again.

"Hehehehe, that breathing method is called the 'Xuanhuang Shennong Sutra'. Once practiced, it can absorb the spiritual energy of all things in the world, cleanse the marrow and replace bones, purify blood and disperse toxins, and cure diseases and injuries.

"Those fist and kick movements just now are called the 'Xuanyuan Honghuang Method'. They are the origin and foundation of all external martial arts in the world. Practicing them can strengthen your body, prolong your life, build muscle and strengthen muscles. It can also help you with all kinds of fist and kick skills, long and short weapons.

comprehend by analogy."

Xiao Ran was confused by what he heard, but when he thought of the dragon spirit and tiger force he got up with today, it seemed that Bai Jiukuo was not telling lies. It seemed that the dirty quilt was the product of his marrow washing last night.

Xiao Ran felt happy and said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, I have received your loyalty and sincerity, master. I will kill a chicken for you today. I will kill a big one. Are two enough?"

"No need. If you sacrifice your blood to me, I will naturally teach you the skills to help you become stronger. Otherwise, how can I keep it for a long time, hehe..."

"What? Serving you as my master? Old thing, I just..." Before he could finish his words, Xiao Ran suddenly felt a sharp pain in his chest, and another clear memory flooded into his mind.

Last night, he scratched his chest with the broken fake Han porcelain. When he was sleeping, he placed the beetle on the wound. Before he got up to practice, the beetle kept stirring on his wound, like a

It was round, like a leech, and glowed with a dim red light. After a while, the red light transferred from Bai Jiuguo to his body along the wound, and then disappeared.

Xiao Ran lowered his head and looked at his chest again. The red mark like Bei Jiuguo was not cut out, but an identical red tattoo.

He realized that he had been snatched away by Goldfinger?!

It turns out that Bei Jiuguo asked him to put her on his chest last night and was ready to plot against him. There are really thousands of time travellers, and most of them would be laughed to death by Xiao Ran!

"Thanks to your sacrifice, I also learned a lot from your mind. Now, I'm hungry, go find me something to eat!"

Xiao Ran suddenly realized: "No wonder you feel sour today even if you don't care about anything you say, you old dog..."

"Be bold!"

Xiao Ran felt a heartache in his chest again. It seemed that this thing really planned to use him as a slave. However, after last night's marrow cleaning and bone replacement, he was indeed empty now.

Xiao Ranxin said, wait until I'm full first, and then I'll talk to you slowly. He opened the refrigerator and took out all the steamed buns, salted duck eggs, mustard dumplings, canned luncheon meat, etc., including various sauces.

He didn't let it go. Although they were all cold, no matter what, Xiao Ran grabbed them and stuffed them into his mouth.

"Well, this muscle..."

"This crispy thing is still..."

"It looks like meat but not meat. It tastes good. Let's take another bite of this..."

While Xiao Ran was eating, Beijiu Kuo was not idle either. Not only did he comment on it, but he also asked for more bites when he saw something he liked. Why did he eat it? Xiao Ran didn't bother to argue with it. He unscrewed a can of stinky food while eating.

Tofu.

"What is this...it smells so bad! Don't eat it!"

Xiao Ran was stunned and suddenly overjoyed. He remembered how Bai Jiukuo reacted in the urinal yesterday. It turned out that he was afraid of smelly things. If you don't like to eat them, then I will eat them!

He picked up a large piece of gray-green stinky tofu and stuffed it into his mouth, swallowing it without even chewing.

"vomit……"

The next second, Xiao Ran and Bei Jiukuo retched at the same time. Xiao Ran rushed to the bathroom and vomited into the sink.

"But I found a cure for you!"

Xiao Ran simply picked up the stinky tofu and ran to the bathroom, stuffing another big mouthful into his mouth.

"Can't……"

There was another pain in his chest, and then he felt a force jumping up and down in his body, as if he wanted to run away, but he quickly stopped.

"vomit……"

In this way, Xiao Ran ate the stinky tofu, and the poison made him feel pain, and then they both vomited together. After more than ten rounds of tossing, Xiao Ran lay on the ground panting.

"It's really not bad, old guy, for having to bear with me for so long..."

"You are also capable of using this stinky thing to kill yourself with me..."

The two "people" still cherished each other, but Xiao Ran knew clearly in his heart that master and servant still had to be clear about each other.

"Xiaojiu, are you convinced?"

Baijiu Kuo did not respond.

"Okay, I just like this kind of smelly food. In addition to stinky tofu, soybean juice, snail noodles, and stinky mandarin fish, I will let you try them all! Even if it doesn't work, I will risk my life to cure you. I

Just go and eat something you can’t eat!”

After saying that, Xiao Ran turned his attention to the bathroom.

"I'm convinced! I'm convinced! Alas...why bother..." Bai Jiukuo finally spoke.

"Oh, that's right. Anyway, if you are honest, I will definitely not treat you badly."

Xiao Ran stood up in a hurry. He had other business to do today, so he might as well go out to a restaurant to celebrate his two major achievements of traveling through time and getting the golden finger.

He suddenly remembered something, held up the copper buckle and asked Bai Jiugao: "You are living in me now? Then is this crap thing still useful? Also, if I find someone to kiss on the lips or something...

…Can you feel it too?”

The key point is the following question, which Xiao Ran must understand.

"Bah, bah, bah! I am a thousand-year-old artifact, who wants to feel the dirty things of you stinking mortals! Look at..."

After Bai Jiuguo said that, one of the tentacles around the copper buckle slowly arched up and turned into a small ring.

"Put on a rope and hang me around your neck. You and I signed a blood contract. I am one spirit and two bodies. If I want, I can return to my original body."

Xiao Ran smiled and said: "Xiaojiu, aren't you afraid that I will throw you away?"

"Old Xiao, let's not say you can't throw it away. Are you willing to throw it away?"

The word "Old Xiao" made Xiao Ran burst into laughter. It was as if he had touched his mind again. This Bai Jiuguo had pinched his thoughts to death.

"But it's strange to say that I am a divine weapon that can have one spirit and two bodies. How can you, a mere mortal, have the memory of two lives? This can be regarded as one body and two spirits..."
To be continued...