Chapter 5 It turns out that this is the world

Xiao Ran didn't expect that when the other person spoke, it turned out to be a Shen Jiang accent.

The thin black man asked the fat man: "Is he a friend? Do you recognize Yi?"

"I don't want to know (don't recognize), I don't know where Gangdu (fool) comes from..."

"Oh, maybe it's Azari (liar), hurry up, hurry up..."

The two of them sang together and seemed to regard Xiao Ran as a familiar liar, and walked away with disgust on their faces.

It turned out that this was not their car. It seemed that he was overthinking it. Xiao Ran was frustrated and decided to fill his stomach first.

It was lunch time, and there were no seats in the store, so he had to find a seat at a scattered table outside. Two diners at the table next to him happened to get up and leave, and Xiao Ran was busy bickering with Bei Jiukuo about pigs in water.

Is it smelly?

Suddenly, Bei Jiuguo said to him: "The man who left just now had something on him..."

"Which one?" Xiao Ran looked around blankly.

Noisy music like a broken gong suddenly sounded behind him, and then a loud voice suddenly sounded.

"Take a look, take a look, the original version from Hong Kong and Taiwan is on sale with the arms and legs cut off, you lose money and make a profit!"

Xiao Ran turned around when he heard the sound, and next to the three-wheeler, two people, one fat and one thin, wearing big toad mirror bell-bottom pants, were shaking their legs to the music.

Listening carefully, a weak voice mixed in: "Zagrama... Jingjue..."

Looking further away, the guy Big Gold Tooth had set up a stall nearby at some point, and he looked at the two tape sellers with curiosity on his face.

Xiao Ran's heart beat faster. It was indeed true. It was a misunderstanding just now, but this time it will definitely not be wrong!

The two people selling tapes are definitely Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang! According to the upcoming plot, Da Jinya will definitely come to strike up a conversation!

Sure enough, Xiao Ran saw Da Jinya, who was sitting, slowly getting up with a smile on his face.

It turns out that the world he traveled through is really such a world! Commander Hu, Commander Wang, and Staff Yang, the trio explore the world, break through the Dragon Ridge, drill into the Insect Valley, and step into the Divine Palace!

And he, Xiao Ran, with the help of Bei Jiuguo, can not only listen to sounds and identify treasures, but also has the blessing of divine weapons.

In terms of ability, I have just practiced internal and external exercises, cleansed my marrow and changed my bones, and my strength has greatly increased.

In terms of brains, he has read through the novel and is extremely familiar with the plots in it. He is absolutely clueless in this world.

In terms of family background and connections, he is no worse than Da Jinya.

Then why do you need big gold teeth?

Now that we have come to such a world, of course we have to live the addiction of touching the golden captain. This is called the life of longing! As for those small goals, aren't they just a matter of passing by?

Having made up his mind, Xiao Ran immediately stood up, walked quickly to the tricycle and started to strike up a conversation.

"You two are selling pop songs in Panjiayuan, and you two are the first in the entire Forty-Nine City!" After saying that, he handed two Marlboros to the two of them.

Xiao Ran glanced at the big golden tooth not far away and saw him squatting down angrily. He said happily in his heart: Not only do I want to steal your job, but I also want to steal your lines!

The thin man took the cigarette and said: "Hey, the quality is not low, Marlboro. Don't rush us, we two brothers just ran here accidentally, take a rest and leave!"

It’s right, the lines are really right!

Xiao Ran was so excited that he blurted out: "I dare to ask you two, but Hu Bayi and Wang Kaixuan?"

"You know us?" Fatty Wang looked surprised.

Hu Bayi quickly raised his hand to signal him not to speak, turned his face and asked Xiao Ran warily: "Who are you? What do you do for a living?"

Xiao Ran's heart was completely relieved, it was indeed the two of them!

He looked at the two of them carefully and found that the Lao Hu and Fatty in this world were very different from his impression.

When he read the novel before, he only had a vague impression of these two people. Later, after watching the appearances of the teachers in movies and TV series, he gradually felt that Teacher Pan and Teacher Jiang were the most consistent with their real images.

But the Hu Bayi in front of him now actually had neat short hair, a slightly thin cheek, and a light stubble. His eyes were full of sharpness and indifference, a look only seen by soldiers who had actually been on the battlefield and killed the enemy.

The Fatty Wang next to him, who is said to be fat, only has a little more fat than most people of this era. He has a round face, round eyes, broad shoulders, and a thick back. He has a muscular body, and he is a powerful figure at first glance.

player.

The two people in front of me were both tall and tall, and their faces were full of stubbornness. No wonder they could go to heaven and earth to fight with those rice dumpling monsters.

Xiao Ran smiled and flattered: "Not only do I know you two, but I also know that you two are a dragon and a phoenix among men. Take the fat man as an example, you look like a general at first sight. Although you are not destined to join the army, you are so heroic! The elders of your family are in turmoil.

You must be a righteous man who suppressed bandits and brought peace to the people. I believe you are also good at shooting and can kill enemies with a hundred steps!

"Let's talk about Mr. Hu, this is the appearance of a loyal and courageous soldier who protects the home and the country. Not to mention his extraordinary skills, and what about your ancestors..."

As soon as he said this, Hu Ba's expression turned serious and he immediately interrupted Xiao Ran: "Stop it! Who are you? What do you want to do?"

Xiao Rangang planned to take advantage of this compliment to say what Da Jinya said at the dinner table later, encouraging the two of them to become captains of the Golden Tooth, but unexpectedly, it aroused Hu Bayi's resentment and vigilance.

Xiao Ran was a little confused for a moment, what was the problem? Is it just because he acted too much like a pervert after meeting Da Mi (a beautiful woman), and it had the opposite effect?

But the fat man beside him was delighted by his praise: "Hey, brother, you can do it. I didn't expect that our reputation spread far and wide in the capital. We brothers are indeed from general families, and we have wiped out thousands of enemies in southern Xinjiang. It's really

I’ve killed people and seen blood…”

Right! That’s the problem!

Xiao Ran suddenly realized that in the original plot, apart from blowing smoke and bragging about treating guests to dinner, the most important thing is that he, Hu and Wang have similar family backgrounds: they are both military families.

This is the prerequisite for the two sides to quickly close the relationship.

But Xiao Ran, let alone this life, had nothing to do with this glorious profession in his previous life. With such a hurried attentiveness just now, he might not only lose Hu Bayi's trust directly, but also if Big Jinya came to take advantage of the loophole, both sides would be even more worried.

Gotta hit it off right away.

It seems that Big Jinya can't get around this guy after all. Xiao Ran turns his head and thinks of a way, maybe he can reverse the polarity, let's give it a try!

When Hu Ba saw that Xiao Ran was silent, he took the fat man who was still foaming at the mouth and started to leave.

Xiao Ran quickly said: "You two! I was rude just now. Brother, I don't mean any harm. Whether you two believe it or not, I am also good at judging fate by looking at faces.

"I just want to kindly remind you two that there are many dragons and snakes in Panjiayuan, so there is no guarantee that someone is thinking about plotting against you. If I am not wrong, someone will come to get close to you two under the guise of having a similar family background.

Maybe I’ll have to ask you two to cook the mutton, give you some small gifts, and then convince you to work for him to make a living..."

Speaking of this, Xiao Ran deliberately pretended to be casual and glanced at the big golden tooth not far away. When he turned his eyes, he saw Hu Bayi's alert eyes flashing in the direction of the big golden tooth.

Okay, this plan should be half done!

"Thank you. I won't bother you with our affairs. Fatty, get out." After Hu Bayi finished speaking, he went to pack up the tricycle.

"Hey, brother Xiao, right? I'm in love with you and we often hang out." The fat man lowered his voice and said to Xiao Ran.

Xiao Ran quickly tore off a piece of cigarette paper, wrote down his address and phone number of Baorongzhai, handed it to the fat man, and then walked away elegantly.

Turning the corner of the street not far away, Xiao Ran quickly hid and looked around. Sure enough, Big Gold Tooth stopped Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang who were about to leave, saying something warmly.

Watching the two people's expressions change from alert to relaxed, and then relaxed with a bit of confusion, a bit of a mean smile appeared on the corner of Xiao Ran's mouth.

This time, there should be an 80% chance.

Be on the safe side and squat in front of Da Jinya's house tomorrow. If they still want to cooperate with Da Jinya, they must at least take part in what happens next.

"Hey, you are a liar!" Bei Jiukuo suddenly spoke.

"Hey, Xiaojiu is thinking about stinky tofu again?"

Bai Jiukuo shut his mouth instantly.

But if you just said that you can tell fortunes, you won't steal the role of Chen Yulou and Chen Blind again, right?

Alas, let’s talk about the future later!

Under the current situation, Xiao Ran didn't want to eat anything braised. He simply went to the delicatessen to cut a few taels of pork head elbow scallops with meat sauce, went back and cooked some noodles, drained them with cold water, and then mixed some sesame sauce, garlic cloves, and cucumbers, and it was doubled.

Authentic!

But one bowl after another, he seemed to be starving to death. After eating the meat, he scrambled eggs again, seven or eight in a row. When he was full and drunk, he ate almost three kilograms of noodles alone.

I just barely felt a little full.

Fortunately, he didn't eat at Zhaoji Luzhuo, otherwise Xiao Ran would have become a famous rice cook in Panjiayuan today.

"Xiao Jiu, am I also a monster of yours with my appetite?" Xiao Ran asked.

"No... Hiccup... not entirely. I don't care about these ordinary people's crap."

Xiao Ran laughed when it burped: "We ordinary people also have a saying, scolding the cook when you're full, and that's just for a little girl like you."

"Yesterday you practiced the two exercises together, both internally and externally. It takes some effort to recover the body. I have also been sleeping for many years, and I have to help you practice as soon as I wake up. It is very hard, these useless things that have no nutrition,

It’s just like eating a few kilograms.”

"You put it like that, what kind of elixir should I take to be worthy of your old man?" Xiao Ran teased.

Bai Jiukuo said leisurely: "You kid, I told you that I can help you find the Immortal Visiting Medicine. There are many immortal blessed places in the world, and there are many immortal grass and elixirs hidden there. Take them and you can prolong your life and I can add more."

Ling, anyway, it’s good for you and me…”

When Xiao Ran heard the last sentence, he thought of the "It's good for him and I'm good" advertisement that only appeared many years later, and felt a sense of embarrassment in his heart.

"Well, since you haven't lied to me about anything else, I believe you about this fairy grass elixir. As for when to start hunting for treasures and medicine, we will see the attitude of the two gentlemen tomorrow."

Xiao Ran lay lazily on the bed, playing with the evil-suppressing yin-yang mirror knocked from the big gold tooth. Soon a wave of sleepiness came over him, he closed his eyes and kicked off his legs... and fell asleep.
Chapter completed!