Chapter 9 This is Huang Pizi's Grave!
Chapter 9 This is Huangpizi’s grave!
Xiao Ran raised his eyes and looked around, only to see that they were in a deserted cemetery surrounded by dense forests. Tombstones were scattered upright or upside down.
In the yellow and white mist, hundreds of yellow-skinned animals, large and small, were sitting around in layers.
There was a disgusting fishy smell in the air, pairs of green eyes flashed like will-o'-the-wisps, and rows of white teeth reflected the dim moonlight.
Occasionally, a few little yellow ones jumped around excitedly and sneered "".
Looking down again, I saw that the big round wooden table was actually a fallen tombstone, and the words on it were no longer legible.
There are broken porcelain bowls on the tombstone table, as well as some skulls that cannot be seen as human or animal. They contain dead branches and leaves, carrion, broken bones and writhing maggots.
Under the green light, it looks like a ghost feast.
Seated around the tombstone table, apart from the three of them, were several larger yellow dogs. Where the old branch secretary was originally, the yellow dog was as big as a yellow dog and was wrapped in a rag.
It's like wearing clothes.
Its two blood-red eyes were looking at Xiao Ran, and the long beard around its mouth was trembling.
"Good people, don't panic. They don't know you're awake. It's best not to make any noise and act accordingly..." The voice of Yin Yang Mirror came.
Xiao Ran looked at Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang. They were holding broken bowls filled with dark brown viscous liquid. Their eyes were straight and they were smiling stiffly. They were nodding their heads and uttering vague words like they were dreaming.
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Xiao Ran couldn't believe it, he had unknowingly entered Huang Pizi's lair and got into trouble.
He carefully picked up the broken bowl on the ground and put it on the table. He followed the example of Hu and Wang and nodded to Dahuangpizi with a silly smile on his face.
The big yellow leather man looked at Xiao Ran seriously, shook his beard, looked away, and kept humming "chichijigugu".
It seemed that he had deceived it for the time being, but what should he do next? Looking at so many yellow-skinned creatures, Xiao Ran felt terrified. Even if one of them took one bite, he would probably only have half his life left.
Besides, Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang were still confused, so he couldn't leave them and run away alone.
"Good man, may I ask if you are a boy? A boy's urine can break the barrier." Yin Yang Mirror asked.
Xiao Ran felt his face heat up and replied with only two words: "I didn't pee..."
"Then we can only take action. But with so many monsters and beasts, I'm afraid that good people will take some risks after breaking through the barrier."
"It's okay. Xiaojiu, are you awake? Can you help me?" Xiao Ran said.
Bai Jiukuo snorted and snored again.
Xiao Ran had no choice but to think of the Evil Blade Guanshan Knife again. From the moment he got on the donkey cart, he carried the knife on his back. Isn't this guy known as breaking evil spirits and slaying monsters? It's time to put it to use.
He pretended to scratch an itch, reached behind his back, pulled out the Guanshan knife an inch, and asked: "Old Sha, you are in a good mood, chopping down a bunch of yellow-skinned people..."
"Ha, I don't care about this crap. If you ask me to do something for you, just let me chop you twice and sacrifice your blood to me..."
Xiao Ran didn't wait for it to finish, and put it back into the scabbard. This crazy knife was more evil than the yellow leather in front of him...
At this moment, Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang suddenly let out two strange laughs, and then held the bowls in their hands and tried to bring them to their mouths.
"Good people make quick decisions! If you drink, it will be too late!"
Damn it! Xiao Ran didn't care about thinking, he pulled out the folding engineer shovel from his waist and shook his wrist to throw out the shovel head, turned around and hacked at the yellow leather next to him.
There was a burst of sparks and blood splashing everywhere, and the yellow leather was cut in two by Xiao Ran with a shovel, chopped from beginning to end, and the engineer shovel passed directly through the body and hit the stone bricks on the ground.
He raised his foot and lightly kicked the fat man on the shoulder. The fat man stumbled and bumped into Hu Bayi next to him. The broken bowls in their hands were smashed to pieces, and the smelly mucus flowed all over the floor.
The yellow men around the table dispersed in a hurry and got into the pile of yellow men watching around. Only the red-eyed big yellow man jumped up quickly and squatted right in front of Xiao Ran, looking across the monument from him, his eyes full of excitement.
Severely.
It twitched its beard again and made a chirping sound at Hu Bayi and Fatty Wang.
The two looked at it blankly, then turned to Xiao Ran and walked over slowly.
"Master Hu, Fatty, something is wrong with this place..."
Before he could finish speaking, Hu Bayi suddenly raised his fist and hit him in the face.
Xiao Ran quickly moved away and exclaimed to Hu Bayi: "Old Hu! It's me! Xiao Ran!"
"Good man, he is still in the barrier, quickly use me to shine in his face." Yin Yang Mirror said.
Xiao Ran took out the Evil-Suppressing Yin-Yang Mirror and was about to raise his hand when a sound of "ouch" came from behind him. In the dark light, Fatty Wang came around behind him and hugged him tightly, and the Yin-Yang Mirror in his hand also fell.
Got to the ground.
Hu Bayi, who was on the opposite side, took out his engineering shovel and approached the imprisoned Xiao Ran step by step. The yellow men around him made excited and sharp screams.
These beasts were so cunning that they tricked them into killing each other, while they themselves watched the show and cheered.
Hu Bayi was already close in front of him. He picked up the engineering shovel in his hand and was about to slash at Xiao Ran's Tianling Cap.
Xiao Ran shouted loudly, used all his strength, turned around and swung, and the nearly 200 kilogram fat man was thrown into the air, and his two thick legs hit Hu Bayi's side.
Hu Bayi was kicked down by a blow, and the fat man loosened his hands and flew towards the crowd of yellow-skinned people like a bomb. The group of yellow-skinned people were so surprised that they ran away, but there were still more than a dozen unlucky ones who were crushed by the fat man.
The meat pie, the tail and legs exposed outside the fat man's body twitched and lost their vitality.
Seeing this scene, Xiao Ran thought to himself that no matter whether it was a bomb, a meat bomb or an atomic bomb, this Fat Man was so easy to use that it would kill a lot of beasts...
However, he himself was not much better, because the inertia was too great and he fell to the ground.
Hu Bayi, who was not far away, got up first. He couldn't find the engineer shovel for a while. He looked around and saw a dusty copper lump lying in front of him, so he picked it up and used it as a weapon.
As soon as he picked up the copper lump, he glanced at it subconsciously, and then suddenly seemed to freeze, and then looked around blankly.
The red-eyed Dahuang Pizi shook his beard and urged, Hu Bayi looked at Xiao Ran again, looked around, picked up the engineering shovel that had just fallen, and walked towards Xiao Ran again.
"Old Hu! Master Hu! Wake up!" Xiao Ran shouted.
Hu Bayi was still approaching him expressionlessly. Xiao Ran thought that he would have to take some extreme measures this time and subdue Hu Bayi first. But his eyes glanced at the thing in Hu Bayi's hand, and he instantly understood.
, a smile appeared at the corner of his mouth.
Hu Bayi walked up to him and raised the engineering shovel in his hand. Seeing that Xiao Ran did not dodge, he also smiled secretly, then quickly turned around and waved his hand, and the engineering shovel flew towards Chimu Huangpizi like a sharp arrow.
The red eyes were also erratic and strange. For some reason, he turned his body slightly, and the engineer's shovel passed by him, only scratching the layer of rags on his body.
The yellow ones behind it were not so lucky. One of them, with gray fur and a larger body, had no time to dodge and was hit by the flying shovel and was nailed to the tree behind.
"You go and wake up Fatty, and I'll bring back some more specialties for the folks!"
Hu Ba threw the yin-yang mirror in his hand to Xiao Ran, picked up the shovel at Xiao Ran's feet, turned on the flashlight, and rushed towards the yellow-skinned group.
The yellow-skinned group instantly screamed and screamed. Xiao Ran quickly ran to Fatty Wang who was still lying on the ground, holding a bronze mirror to his face. After reciting the Yin-Yang Mirror mantra, the fat man slowly woke up.
"Fat Master! Go and fight Yuan Pizi!" Xiao Ran said according to the rules in the mountain.
"Ah...whose sister-in-law?" The fat man was confused.
Xiao Ran laughed angrily at him and pointed at Hu Bayi's busy figure not far away: "Pizi! Huang... Oh, Yuanpizi! If you don't go, I will be beaten by Master Hu!"
"ah?!"
The fat man just woke up from a dream, got up, picked up the engineering shovel and rushed out.
Xiao Ran smiled helplessly and pulled out the Guan Shan Dao.
"Hey little bastard, have you figured it out? Let me chop it quickly! Do you know where the blade is?" Guan Shan Dao said noisily.
"Old bastard, I have to use the back of a knife today!"
If there is no blood sacrifice, at worst it won't be able to slay demons, so it can't be used as an ordinary fire stick? Moreover, once the yellow leather's fur is damaged, it will be worthless.
Xiao Ran ignored the frantic shouting of Guan Shan Dao and swung the back of the knife towards Huang Pizi, who was running around at his feet.
The three of them worked hard by the light of the flashlight, and the harvest could not be said to be small, it can only be said to be average. After all, Huangpizi was too clever, and apart from the dozen or so animals that were crushed to death by the fat man, they only killed seven or eight animals in total.
They are all old and have dull coats.
They are all deadbeats, and they can't sell for much money. Despite this, the fat man still boasted proudly that he was first in the record.
After finishing his talk, Xiao Ran asked: "Masters, where is this place? Why is it so evil?"
Hu Bayi looked around, and the fat man said: "How did I remember that we had arrived at Gangggang Yingzi just now? The old party secretary and Yanzi invited us to drink, and then I couldn't remember... This place looks familiar, Old Hu."
Hu Bayi said: "If I guess correctly, this is the Huangpizi Tomb on Tuanshanzi. The red-eyed one just now is probably here to seek revenge. We are in trouble now..."
Huangpizi Tomb? It shouldn’t be! According to the plot, we should have arrived at Gangggangyingzi smoothly today. Could it be that buying a donkey cart messed up the plot line again?
As for the revenge Hu Bayi mentioned, it should be because of the incident when he, Fatty and Yanzi set up Huang Xiangu.
This is truly a new version of the ship that has never been seen before. But in the current situation, we can only take what we have come to terms with.
Xiao Ran said: "That's right, we are following Yuan Pizi's rules. Just now I also saw the old party secretary you mentioned, Yan Zi, and the old man Kaoshan. I also saw myself as Feng Jianshe. What do you guys think?
Think about it, you have been gone for more than ten years, how old are the old secretary and Yanzi? And the old man Kaoshan, are they still alive?"
The fat man spat: "This beast is so hateful! But it's also stupid! Start with people's memories, and then make up all this nonsense! When I catch the leader, Fatty, I have to tell you about the disadvantages of historical nihilism!"
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Speaking of the leader, Xiao Ran looked at the stone tablet. The rag that the red-eyed yellow man was wearing just now was spread out there.
"It's a pity that the big piece of leather got away, otherwise such a big piece of leather would be worth a lot of money..." The fat man said regretfully.
Hu Bayi said: "I think that thing is unusual. I don't know what evil magic method was used to grow it so big. Fortunately, Boss Xiao brought that precious bronze mirror, otherwise we would have to reimburse it today."
"Oh, that mirror, it's just an ordinary house mirror, made from a large gold tooth..."
"Good people beware! Above!"
Before Xiao Ran finished speaking, the Yin Yang Mirror suddenly warned.
At the same time, a bloody stench fell rapidly from above...
Chapter completed!