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Chapter 128 My shit smells better than it

Chapter 128 All the shit I poop smells better than this

As they passed by, Jiang Wan took a glance and saw that the food was a round cake about the size of a palm and two centimeters thick. It was dark and the details were not clear.

"Ugh, I feel it tastes worse than pesticides. Are you sure it won't poison us to death if we eat it? What on earth is this made of?"

"Is it as exaggerated as you said? The soft monster is elastic when you hold it, so it shouldn't be too unpalatable." Someone saw the exaggeration of the two people and took a bite without believing it, "Fuck, it's really delicious.

It tastes bad, vomits... even shit smells better than it."

Their discussion aroused curiosity among the people waiting in line. How bad is the food that tastes worse than shit?

When Jiang Wan queued up to receive it, she deliberately held it in her hand to look at it. It felt a bit like the pig skin jelly we usually eat when cooking. It was the kind that was very elastic, smooth to the touch, and dark.

There seems to be other things mixed in there.

Jiang Wan curiously took a bite, and the fishy smell hit her forehead, almost making her faint.

I hurriedly vomited it out, resisted the retching in my stomach, and opened the cake to take a look. There were some messy things inside, like grains and mushrooms.

Not to mention eating this thing, Jiang Wan felt sick even after looking at it for a second, so she directly handed it to the coconut, "You must be starving too, let me eat it for you."

After just sniffing the coconut, he bared his teeth and showed an expression of disgust. He turned his head away and let Jiang Wan yell without listening. He thought to himself, is this something for dogs to eat? The shit I poop is worse than

It smells good, do you believe it?

Jiang Dad, Jiang Mom, and Ginger Milk lined up behind Jiang Wan to receive the cake. They took a bite and immediately vomited it on the ground. How could their mouths, which were used to eating delicious food, endure this taste?

As more and more people received the food, they all complained about the taste of the cake. Finally, they couldn't help but ask the staff.

"What kind of thing did we give you? Don't think it's made of some messy stuff. It's trying to poison us."

"That's right, that's right, I've never eaten anything so awful in my life."

"Who can eat this? It's so delicious that it makes me smoke. My head is still buzzing right now."

"..."

A group of people asked the staff to be fair.

The staff seemed to agree with their statement and did not argue with them, but patiently explained,

"This thing is called fish jelly cake. It is made by boiling piranha soup and adding some grains and mushrooms. Although it is a bit unpalatable, it is still very nutritious and satiating.

This is food that has just been flown in, so you can just make do with it. If you don't eat it, there probably won't be anything else to eat."

They themselves don’t want to eat, but what can they do if they don’t eat? They hold their noses and swallow. They have to fill their stomachs and stay alive.

"Isn't the piranha soup delicious? Which chef made such a dark dish? I want to eat dead people." The crowd was very dissatisfied, but they had nothing to do.

"Who knows? Eat, eat, as long as you can live without dying, what time is it now? Why are there so many demands?"

Jiang Wan held up the fish cake she had taken a bite of, speechless and choked.

She said that she had never seen such unpalatable food in her previous life. The most unpalatable thing was earth cakes made of mud mixed with leaves. Why did such a thing suddenly appear in this life?

She couldn't understand it just now, but now she understands that it was all her own fault.

If she hadn't discovered that piranhas were edible, Zhengfu wouldn't have raised piranhas, and there wouldn't be the situation where piranhas are made into fish jelly cakes now.

But Jiang Wan never expected that the fish jelly cake could be made so unpalatable. It was fishy, ​​smelly and disgusting, and she couldn't eat it anyway.

If those people knew that the culprit who caused the appearance of the fish cakes was beside them, they might be angry and push Jiang Wan to the ground and give her a good beating.

Father and Mother Jiang looked at the fish jelly cake that even the dogs would not eat, their big eyes widening and their little eyes glaring.

"What should I do?" Jiang Nai asked with a bitter face.

She believed that she had experienced famine when she was a child, and she could eat anything that was edible. Now it seems that she overestimated herself. She really couldn't swallow a bite of this stuff.

"Find a place to pitch a tent." Father Jiang decided after taking the decision.

On the edge of the shelter, I looked for a house that hadn't collapsed. Seeing that people didn't come here very often, I took out a large tent from the space and pitched it in the corner.

Then the family got in together with the coconuts. A small square table was placed in the middle. Several people sat down in a circle. Jiang Wan and Jiang Dad began to take things out of the space.

Hot milk tea is indispensable, as well as roasted sweet potatoes, braised meat, French fries, potato chips, fried chicken, ginger juice and milk, and barbecue skewers made by Jiang Dad in the space.

As well as all kinds of fruits, the table is full.

But the coconut next to him was so salivating that Jiang Wan took out two plucked chickens and threw them to the coconut, asking him to eat them next to him.

"This is serious food." Father Jiang picked up a chicken leg and started to eat it. He had been starving since the afternoon.

Jiang Wan gulped down half a cup of milk tea, then started to chew on a fried chicken. Jiang Ma, Jiang Milk Tea, was not polite and chose what she liked.

They now have greater strength, consume more food, and eat much more food than before. Moreover, their gastrointestinal health is now in great shape and they will not suffer from gastrointestinal discomfort due to eating messy or too cold or hard food.

This feeling of being in great shape and having endless energy is simply not a good feeling.

"Tell me, there are so many people on the earth and what kind of system, why did they choose you? How many lifetimes of blessings has our family earned in exchange for this?" Mother Jiang lamented her current happiness, but at the same time she didn't understand.

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Jiang Wanyao shook her head, "I don't know either. I also asked the system, and it said that I was lucky, and it was chosen because it liked me. It also said that someone must be chosen from Blue Star to take care of me.

This kind of thinking means that no matter who it chooses, that person has to ask it why it chose him? The final summary is that the probability of its random selection just happened to fall on my head."

Jiang Nai doesn't care about so much, "What should we do if we are so entangled? Since we have been selected, we can live a good life now. If, like Xiao Wan said, the future days will become more difficult day by day, we are

Really lucky."

Father Jiang was chewing on his chicken drumstick, as if something suddenly occurred to him. He pondered for a moment and said to Jiang Wan, "The system you are talking about comes from the future. The knowledge and technology it possesses are beyond the reach of human development today.

And the black soil in space can continuously produce crops, which is a great thing for the current situation. If we hand over the system to the Zhengfu, will we be able to get protection from the government?

Will we be able to survive the next ten years of natural disasters without any worries?"
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