Chapter 248 Snakes have snake ways

Author: Bachelor in White

Chapter 248 Snakes have snake ways

The anti-pornography squad is about to set off.

The Red King was furious and led his team to the brothel to clean up the business.

Before going out, everyone was getting ready. Zheng Xiu walked to the inn yard, looked up, and saw a thin shadow with his hands on his knees, curled up on the roof, basking in the moonlight alone.

Remembering the strange behavior of the snake during dinner, Zheng Xiu thought for a moment, then used his hands and feet to secretly climb to the roof along the pillar, tiptoeing on the bricks and tiles, and approached the snake.

But before Zheng Xiu had time to get close to the snake, the snake with its back to Zheng Xiu didn't even look back and said dullly: "Stop hiding, I've heard your voice a long time ago."

"Meow!"

Above Zheng Xiu, the orange cat sneered. The pony Red King became angry and slapped the cat's butt hard.

"Snapped!"

The orange cat was stunned.

Zheng Xiu sat next to the snake.

"Let's go, Sister Ye is calling you."

Zheng Xiu still pretended to be childish. Since Snake and Ye liked the image of "Little Pony Red King", Zheng Xiu simply used the mentality of a child to get along with them.

"No, no, no, no, no!"

The snake shook its head vigorously.

"But your sister said..."

"It's so noisy! It's so noisy!" Snake shook his head impatiently and made a "hissing" sound from time to time: "You can just go and I'll stay here. Why don't you and your sister go?"

!Anyway, sister is beautiful and everyone likes her."

"Let me tell you a little bedtime story."

The young man was silent for a moment, then suddenly smiled. Snake was impatient and was about to refuse, but the young man had already started telling a story.

"Once upon a time, there was a couple who bought an old horse one day. The couple were very happy and rode the old horse on the street."

The snake suddenly became quiet, its pointed ears twitching slightly.

Maybe I can be a qualified "storyteller".

Zheng Xiu thought to himself and continued:

"When passers-by saw it, they started criticizing the couple: Oh, these two old guys are not good people. Look, the old horse's back is almost bent."

Zheng Xiu vividly imitated the disgusting comments of the "melon-eating passerby".

"The couple heard this and felt ashamed. The woman got off her horse and left the old man riding alone. At this time, passers-by pointed out: This old man is really a beast. He rides alone and leaves the woman to lead the horse. He deserves to die."

The snake snorted.

"The couple had no choice but to change places, leaving the woman on the horse and the old man holding the horse. At this time, passers-by pointed at the woman and ridiculed: This shrew does not follow the rules of women and dares to let her husband lead the horse!"

The short bedtime story resonated with the snake. Zheng Xiu’s deliberate pause made the snake couldn’t help but interrupt: “At worst, I won’t even ride anymore!”

"Yes," Zheng Xiu suppressed laughter and told the ending of the story: "So they both got off the horse and led the horse away. Finally, the passers-by burst into laughter when they saw this: This couple is really stupid. They bought

I don’t even know how to ride a horse.”

Snake frowned, and her pupils gradually changed from round to vertical. She tilted her head, as if sticking out her tongue under the veil: "Hey, what do you mean by this story?"

"Ahem, I don't mean anything else. This story tells us that the world often only sees your bad side and ignores your good side. Just like me...that uncle King Chi, the world often only sees your bad side.

His wealth and power dominate the world, but his hard work, kindness, integrity and friendliness are invisible."

Snake chuckled and was amused: "Is the Red King your father? Are you looking towards him like this?"

"In short," Zheng Xiu concluded: "It doesn't matter if a person is ugly, being kind-hearted is more important than anything else."

The snake's eyes widened.

What I fear most is that the air suddenly becomes quiet.

The orange cat covered its eyes speechlessly and jumped off the boy's head.

After the snake was silent for a moment, it suddenly shouted, turned over and pressed the young man under it. It became angry and said viciously: "I will bite you to death!" After that, the snake took a bite, lifted up a corner of its veil, and its fine scales shone in the moonlight.

A silvery shimmer reflected below. The dense snake scales made Zheng Xiu suddenly startled. It was during this moment that the snake actually opened its mouth and bit Zheng Xiu's face.

Zheng Xiu only felt a slight sting on his face. When the snake's mouth left Zheng Xiu's face, two small teeth marks were left on Zheng Xiu's face, and his entire face was numb.

"you……"

[You have tried your best to resist snake venom, and your physique has gained some experience.]

[Through unremitting efforts, you have struggled in life and death situations many times, which has improved your physical fitness.]

【Physique plus one.】

[Physique increased to thirty-nine.]

The experience value skyrocketed without any precaution or worry. It just appeared out of thin air. Zheng Xiu was dumbfounded. He couldn't help but said, "Would you like to take a few more bites?"

Zheng Xiu's fluent words stunned the snake. She pointed at Zheng Xiu's mouth dumbfounded: "You are not poisoned?"

Although the poison she used was not fatal, it could paralyze the mouth and tongue, making it impossible to speak.

After Zheng Xiu was bitten by her, he could still speak clearly, and it didn't look like he was poisoned at all. This made the snake wonder whether the bite she just made was not in the right place. Or maybe this guy was too thick-skinned and she couldn't bite him.

In the meat?

Miscalculated.

Snake thought sadly.

At this time, Ye Na's gentle voice came from below: "Stop making trouble, snake."

Ye, Xi'er, Situ Yong, Jun Buxiao, and Yin Qingqing were neatly dressed and gathered in the yard. Among them, under Zheng Xiu's instructions, Jun Buxiao and Situ Yong took off their work clothes and put on casual clothes.

At least it looks like he went to a brothel to pick flowers.

Zheng Xiu called it "fishing and cracking down on pornography."

Among them, Situ Yong was dressed the most like him. He wore a colorful embroidered robe, his white hair was tied back with a golden belt, and he wore jade around his waist. If you didn't know better, how could you tell that this was the world-famous old man?

The miracle doctor looks exactly like a wealthy man who wanders around the gentle countryside.

As for Jun Buxiao, he rarely takes off his mask, revealing a pale face, unsmiling and empty eyes.

Wearing a mask, Jun Buxiao is full of emotions, and his smile is charming. But without the mask, Jun Buxiao looks like a retard.

"Little Master,"

Ye glanced at the snake who was angry for some reason, and said to Zheng Xiu: "Why don't you let the snake stay here? The snake's sense of hearing and smell are extremely keen. If the evil thing in the pregnant boy's belly is really the plot of Xiang Gu, I'm afraid I

When the case comes to investigate, someone will be harmful to the pregnant teenager."

Zheng Xiu agreed with this. The guardian must keep someone to guard the family. Zheng Xiu will not do the practice of emptying the base camp.

Since Ye Du said so, Zheng Xiu let the snake stay.

"Old miracle doctor, where is your guy?"

Zheng Xiu jumped down from the roof, looked at the old miracle doctor's flat back, and asked curiously.

The old miracle doctor patted his waist with a proud look on his face: "Of course I have hidden my treasure."

When the clothes are tight, the shape of the scabbard is faintly visible.

Hearing this, Zheng Xiu cursed in his heart, why did he go there so early? He had to be so high-profile before, with six swords thrust out like Spider-Man.

A group of people walking on the street.

At the beginning of the lanterns, many men were walking in a hurry on the street, walking in the same direction as Zheng Xiu and others.

They occasionally saw an infuriating scene. In front of a house, a greasy-dressed middle-aged man wanted to go out. The simple woman cried and stopped her, but was slapped to the ground by the angry man.

Xi'er couldn't see it and was about to teach him a lesson. Jun Buxiao said with a faceless smile: "Hey, let me do it."

I saw Jun Buxiao pretending to be passing by, waving the scissors behind the man, and the man's shadow was cut off by Jun Buxiao strangely, struggling like a bug in Jun Buxiao's hands.

Jun Buxiao spread the shadow's legs, squinted his eyes and slashed at the slight bulge of the shadow.

"Crack!"

"Oh my, it's really hard to find!"

Jun Buxiao’s weird voice and the “click” sound sounded at the same time.

The clear sound of the scissors opening and closing made Situ Yong and Zheng Xiu subconsciously clamp their legs together. Jun Buxiao threw the shadow of the "eunuch" behind the man, and the shadow "lyed" at the man's feet again.

After taking a few steps, a man's frightened voice came from behind: "Where's my majestic figure!!!"

Looking back, what made several people laugh was that the man was opening his trousers, looking at the inside of his trousers with tears in his eyes, crying and kneeling on the ground with a plop, looking lifeless.

Situ Yong's mouth twitched: "Your 'shadow play' really makes people avoid you."
To be continued...