Chapter 13 13. There will be no pie in the sky... right?
There was the sound of the glass door being pushed open at the door. Lin Li immediately threw down the "Employee Code of Conduct", opened the door and walked out.
At seven fifty-nine minutes and fifty-nine seconds, Brother Squidward walked in with a look of despair on his face. Mr. Krabs, who was holding his watch at the door, looked at the stopwatch with regret on his face - his salary could not be deducted.
Flip the 'close' (resting) at the door to 'open' (operating).
When Brother Squidward saw Lin Li coming out of the kitchen, a smile appeared on his face.
"Mr. Lin Li, seeing you, my bad mood because I had to go to work today instantly improved."
"Me too, Squidward."
Brother Squidward stepped forward, put his arm on Lin Li's shoulders, opened the door to the front desk, which was the ship, and walked in. He took out the employee hat from the drawer and put it on his head:
"In order to perform for you tonight, I composed three more tunes overnight last night. They are all my own creations and I have poured my heart and soul into them. If it were you, you would definitely be satisfied."
Lin Li: "..."
"Of course... I'm looking forward to it. To be honest, I want to hear it now."
"Is that so? I'll go back and get my recorder right now and play it for you right away."
"No need!" Lin Li immediately took Brother Squidward's arm, stopped his behavior, and said sarcastically: "Art cannot be rushed. You must listen at the right time to feel it."
Mainly because he didn't get a good rest last night. Lin Li planned to take a lunch break at noon. If he listened to Squidward's recorder performance now, he would probably not sleep at noon.
"What you said makes so much sense! 'Art cannot be rushed.' I will write this sentence in my notebook when I go back to remind myself all the time."
The business hours have come, and the always-popular Crab King immediately had customers. A fish walked up to Brother Squidward and said:
"Bring me a burger for a full meal."
"Three fast and ninety-nine cents, I'll deduct the change for you and charge you four yuan." Squidward, who was in working mode, said in a mechanical and rigid voice, his voice suddenly lost any ups and downs, and his eyes lost all vitality.
After the customer paid, Squidward turned to SpongeBob and told SpongeBob about the dishes.
Lin Li's eyes lit up, the opportunity came, and he immediately walked to the kitchen.
"Want to start making delicious crab pot?"
"Of course!" Spongebob was already pouring yellow-orange hot oil on the workbench, making a crackling sound.
"Can I help you with anything?"
"No, I don't need anyone's help to make delicious Krabby Patties!" SpongeBob was very confident about this. He walked to the ingredients area, collected a basket of ingredients, and returned to the workbench.
"Then can I watch from the sidelines? I want to appreciate your cooking skills." Although the "Employee Handbook" said no, Lin Li asked based on the rainbow fart.
"Of course, Lin Li, please do as you please!" Spongebob's answer was indeed like this.
When the meatloaf was fried and fried again, SpongeBob began assembling the delicious crab patties, and Lin Li watched intently.
"The delicious crab patty is finished!" Spongebob raised the finished crab patty in his hand, pressed the service bell, and asked Squidward to take it.
He continued to work on the next order.
"Whole-wheat bread, meatloaf, tomatoes, mustard sauce, pickled cabbage, onions, lettuce, cheese and tomatoes, whole-wheat bread." Lin Li mentally submitted the answer to the system.
[Error! The meat pie information is incomplete!]
This prompt appeared in front of me.
So, everything else is correct.
"SpongeBob, do you know what kind of meatloaf this is?" Lin Li asked casually, pretending to be nonchalant, pointing to the meatloaf being fried.
"This is a patty being fried." Spongebob answered at the speed of light.
"no……"
"Delicious meatloaf? Meatloaf for making delicious crab pot? Round meatloaf?" SpongeBob seemed to be playing a question and answer game, giving a barrage of answers.
"No... I just want to ask, what kind of meat is used for such a delicious crab patty?"
"Ha! It's not a problem for me! The meatloaf is made from the meat used to make meatloaf!" Spongebob said excitedly.
"No in-situ TP..."
"What did you say?"
"I said, congratulations, you got the answer right." Lin Li sighed and gave up trying to get the answer in this way.
Spongebob is really unreliable.
It seems that the key lies in getting the glass bottle where Mr. Krabs stores the formula.
Lin Li walked outside and began to help Squidward serve the food, his eyes always subconsciously scanning towards the room where Mr. Crab was.
"How to get it?"
"Without force and technology, is it really possible to form an alliance with the ruffian boss?"
After the breakfast rush ended, the number of customers in the store decreased a lot. When the food was not being served, Lin Li sat on a chair to rest and think about this problem.
The only help I have is those three props.
[Big Gray Wolf's discarded acceleration running shoes] There is no need to think about it at all, let alone think about it, this thing will be scrapped as soon as you take it out.
[River God's Puddle of Water] can produce a large piece of gold and silver - don't let Lin Li choose one, he will definitely want all three, but it is really hard to say whether he can seduce Mr. Crab to hand over the secret recipe.
In the case of [Jerry's Little Firecracker]...the power of a mere fragmentation grenade cannot blow through a safe, so it can be used to hijack Mr. Krabs?
Threats were a plan that ranked behind inducements in Lin Li's mind.
"Oh, it would be great if I could find out the secret recipe by myself." Lin Li sighed and said with emotion.
But how can there be so many pie-in-the-sky good things in the world?
"Boom!" The door to Mr. Crab's office suddenly opened. Lin Li looked over, but there was no one there.
Just when Lin Li was confused, Mr. Crab belatedly appeared at the door, looked forward and down angrily, and shouted loudly:
"Catch the ruffian boss! We can't let him steal the secret recipe! My feet are locked!"
On the ground, in the area blocked by the welcoming boat, a glass bottle containing a note was bouncing up and down, heading towards the door.
And if you look carefully, you will find that under the glass bottle, there is a green creature less than one centimeter tall, with only one eye and two large tentacles.
Obviously, he is the biggest villain of "SpongeBob SquarePants", the boss, which is composed of 99% waste gas and 1% evil!
Squidward's expression was calm, and he slowly opened the door of the boat and walked slowly towards the ruffian boss - obviously he was working hard, after all, he didn't care about it at all.
SpongeBob, on the other hand, was more serious. He immediately opened the kitchen door and ran towards the ruffian boss.
Very brave.
He just didn't look at the road and tripped over Squidward's foot, causing him to fall hard.
"Hahahaha——, the secret recipe for delicious crab pot belongs to my boss!" The boss shouted while continuing to run away.
Lin Li blinked. Now...is the sky...pie falling?
With a strange light in his eyes, Lin Li instantly stood up and shouted:
"There are many generals at the end, and I am willing to smoke and drink for the Crab family for generations... No, I will go through fire and water! You bastard boss! Don't even think about escaping while I'm here!"
The overall tone of the book is still light-hearted, including the later copies and the main world. Of course, the world of Spongebob has indeed been modified a hundred million times.
Chapter completed!