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Chapter 48 47. Crooked Bibabu?

Chapter 48 47. Waibi Babu?

October 16, 142, 00:01 in the morning.

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"Do not use."

After returning from the city hall, Lin Li stopped communicating with the outside world.

Every day I am familiar with the use of ID cards at home and understand the basic information of this Dawn City.

Although Lin Li also wanted to play "Plants vs. Zombies" again to prepare himself for familiarity with the copy, it was a pity that this game did not exist in this world.

Now I can at least use a map to navigate, so I will never be in a situation where I don’t know where to go when I go out.

However, no matter how hard I try, I find that there is very little information I can search for on the Internet.

It's not much better than the refugee area. I guess it's because I don't have enough access or authority.

Although it was midnight, Lin Li, who had rested during the day, was not sleepy at all now - to be precise, he had just woken up not long ago.

Ready to go, Lin Li was very serious this time.

Make sure you actually press the flush button on the toilet, and check that the inside is really clean and pure white again.

Well, it’s foolproof.

If the smell comes back again, it must be a problem with the house.

Lin Li clicked [Start].

【Ding!】

When the dizziness of weightlessness came and I opened my eyes again, the world was just like last time, becoming a vast white patch with no end in sight and no dividing line.

Lin Li lowered his head and looked at his wrist. To his surprise, the wristwatch ID card, including the electronic watch, disappeared.

But what is expected is what is expected, and what should be scolded should still be scolded: a stupid system.

[The copy of "Plants vs. Zombies" is opened. 】

Red font appears in front of you.

[Due to world attribute settings, you have died.]

"..."

"what?"

"You don't even want to pretend now, right? Are you going to tell me that the copy failed and the game is over in your next sentence?"

Looking at the message that appeared in front of him, Lin Li sighed and cursed.

Now the process of the underworld is no longer given, and the underworld begins directly, and it is the purest one - fast forwarding to the point where people go directly to the underworld.

Wait a minute, Lin Li hesitated for a while. If he died, wouldn't he join the zombie camp? That would be completely different from what he had expected before.

After being tortured by the first copy, Lin Li no longer dared to let down his guard and miss any information.

Naturally, there was no response from the system. After enough reading time was left, the handwriting in front of me began to change.

[The transfer has started, I wish you a happy game.]

The rich white color began to flow, and Lin Li felt dizzy.

——

"Waibi, Waibi?"

"Waibibabu?"

"Snapped!"

"Snapped!"

"Bah bang bang!"

First, he felt someone dragging him on the ground, and then he turned over. Then, he felt a strange touch on his buttocks, which made Lin Li wake up from dizziness.

What happened...fuck, my virginity is gone!

Feeling the pushing sensation from his butt getting stronger and stronger, and realizing that something bad might happen, Lin Li suddenly opened his eyes and sat up.

He was lying on a piece of land, or rather in a courtyard - surrounded by walls, with a dark night above his head, as deep as dyed ink.

"Baby meat~!" A rough voice suddenly came from behind him.

Lin Li immediately turned around and saw a very slovenly-looking middle-aged man.

The brown beard and hair covered a face that looked like it had not been washed for a long time. One eye was still larger and the other was smaller. He wore an iron pot on his head that had many grooves and traces of use.

Wearing a pair of blue jeans and a white polo shirt, she has an out-of-shape figure and her round belly holds up the entire dress. Part of the polo shirt is inserted into the jeans, but part of it falls outside.

Corresponding to the round belly, Dave also has a huge butt, which is even better than Captain America, even to the point of exaggeration.

Obviously, the voice just now came from the person in front of him, and Lin Li naturally knew his name - Crazy Dave.

When Lin Li looked at Dave, Dave frowned in dissatisfaction and trotted behind Lin Li with a big belly.

When he gets close, he brings with him an unpleasant odor - purely the stench of a sloppy man.

"Snapped!"

The murderer who attacked his butt was found. The culprit actually dared to do this after he woke up.

Fortunately, it turned out that it was only with his hands and not anywhere else. What Lin Li was most worried about did not happen.

"No, what are you doing, Brother Dai..." Lin Li turned around and looked at Dave, keeping face to face with her.

He didn't call him Dave. After all, Lin Li didn't know the situation yet. It would be strange to call someone else's name rashly.

"It's not a bad horse!" Looking at Lin Li's face when he suddenly spoke, Dave made a shocked but completely incomprehensible sound.

It felt like his tongue was at least twice as big as mine.

"Ah?" Lin Li didn't understand at all.

"Lan¥yueLan&ha@." Dave pointed at Lin Li's face, then pointed at Lin Li's butt, and uttered syllables of unknown meaning.

"Waibi Waibi? Waibi Babu?" Lin Li only remembered these two sentences of Dave, so he could only try to say them.

"Waibi Waibi, Waibi Babu." Dave was surprised at first, then nodded in a very determined tone and began to 'talk' more excitedly.

He seemed to think he could understand what he was saying, and became even more excited - Lin Li's perspective.

Sorry, maybe only Da Sima can communicate with you without any barriers.

"Can you speak human language?" Lin Li sighed with a headache, and asked with the mentality of a dead horse holding a living horse.

"Yes." The moment Lin Li finished his question, a well-spoken voice came from Dave's mouth. Dave blinked and looked at Lin Li innocently.

Zhen·zi·zheng·qian·yuan.

Even the broadcasting sound and accent.

What the hell are you...

This voice is tested for Mandarin level. Lin Li thinks there is no problem in being awarded a first-class A grade. Co-author, you have just been playing with me now, right?

A shitty system.

If he hadn't known that the guy in front of him was a very important character, Lin Li was really afraid that he would not be able to help but pull out a steel rod and hit him.

"Then why didn't you say anything?" Lin Li's attitude suddenly worsened.

"I was already planning to say it. I thought you knew my dialect. I'm so happy for nothing." Dave didn't seem to notice Lin Li's change in attitude and sighed.

"So why did you spank me?"

"I didn't spank you, I spanked your face. I wanted to wake you up. After all, your butt can talk, it's so amazing."

Dave said sincerely, then took a step forward and stretched out his hand to touch Lin Li's cheek.

Lin Li frowned, took a step back to avoid the hands with dirty nails, and realized that things were not simple:

"You...do you think this is my face?" Lin Li pointed at his butt, then pointed at his face: "Then, this is my butt?"

"Of course, otherwise?" Dave nodded matter-of-factly, "Can such an ugly thing be called a face?"

Lin Li: "..."

Each copy has to attack the host's face, right? It's really your system.

The UI design of your system interface is simply unsightly—Lin Li fought back inwardly.

Even if the system doesn't respond at all.

"As for you..." Lin Li raised his eyes and looked at Dave. He didn't argue or refute, but just said helplessly. "Then aren't you talking with your butt now?"

"Yeah, I originally thought I was the only one like this, but I didn't expect your butt can talk. It's amazing." Dave's eyes were large and small, showing a thoughtful and wise look, and he added:

"But your ass is uglier than mine."

"..."

This guy is even bigger than Patrick Star.

Especially aesthetics.

Forget it, Dave always acted like a lunatic in "Plants vs. Zombies" and would say such things, which are relatively reasonable and not too outrageous.

Ignoring this ugly guy with no sense of aesthetics, Lin Li checked his system interface.

Using your butt in your face is not just a vulgar joke...

——

Waibi Waibi, Waibi Babu?
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