55. Big dog owner
I have to say that Dave's eyes are really similar to those of zombies - they are round and regular, with only a small pupil, and large and small eyes.
There is no emotion in the eyes, as if it is fake and only serves as a decoration.
Of course, it may also be a problem with the copy's painting style.
"I'll wipe it." Lin Li subconsciously leaned back a little.
Ten thick, fat fingers gradually rose up from the edge of the wall and clawed at it. Then, Dave's entire head continued to move up slowly.
Once the mouth is exposed, the matching of the eyes will look more normal.
"It seems that it's time to rest now. Those cute zombies no longer come to us. How is your gaming experience?" Dave said with his big tongue.
"Not very good." Lin Li shook his head, "The difficulty changes are too random."
"Waibi, Waibi?" Dave said in a puzzled tone, and then his whole face began to exert force, and finally he supported his upper body on the wall.
His upper body showed up. The POLO shirt, which was still white when he saw it in the early morning, was covered with fine dust evenly in just one morning.
"Paji."
After making a big hole in the earth, Dave patted the dust on his body and walked up to Lin Li, bringing his unique sloppy taste:
"Why do you say that? On the first day, previous players found it very simple."
"Easy? Ha?" Lin Li was so angry that he didn't know what to say and snorted:
"I also know this is the first day, but no matter what, after the most ordinary zombies, giant zombies and even rampaging giant zombies appeared immediately, four in total! Can this be called simple?
If I weren’t so smart, I would only have two...one of the lawn mowers you gave me!"
"Gargantelle? This is impossible!" Dave's already small eyes opened suddenly, his face full of disbelief, and then narrowed.
"How could he appear today?"
"Look at this." Lin Li rummaged through the pile of clothes next to him, took out a piece of clothing unique to the giant zombie, and threw it in front of Dave.
"It's really..." Dave frowned, then shook his head slightly, "There must be something wrong..."
"Can't you hear the loud footsteps this morning?" Lin Li suddenly asked.
When the giant zombie was far away in the fog, his footsteps could be heard. When they arrived in their courtyard, there was no reason why Dave next door couldn't hear it.
What's more, the sound of the giant zombie throwing projectiles at itself is even louder.
"I was sleeping, how could I hear this?" Dave answered very naturally and quickly.
"Won't the zombies attack your home?" Lin Li narrowed his eyes and continued to ask.
In the first game, it was said that Dave's home was often infested by zombies. In the dungeon, it seemed that all the zombies coming from the right side of his yard went directly to his home, and none of them went to the next door.
mean.
"Basically not anymore," Dave shrugged innocently.
"Why?"
"My brain is not very bright, it doesn't taste good, and it's not as tempting as yours." Dave patted his buttocks and said seriously.
"Your brains, mixed with meatloaf and made into meatballs, will definitely be delicious. Use a small hammer to smash the brains into puree, then season with water and refined salt..."
"Wait a minute, you don't need to explain in such detail how my brain works." Lin Li said helplessly, "But that's the reason?"
"Of course not. The main reason is that they don't dare. You can come and take a look at the preparations I made in the morning. Of course, I can only sleep with peace of mind after taking all measures. I just finished the supplement now."
Dave pointed to the next door and motioned Lin Li to climb over the wall to take a look.
Lin Li did not hesitate. He was quite concerned about this and immediately stood on the stone beside the wall. Soon, the situation next door came into his eyes.
Dave's house also has a 5X9 grass grid. At this moment, 135 lawn mowers are quietly placed on the grass - Dave has placed three in each grid.
Lin Li: "..."
never mind.
I'm a zombie and I don't dare to go there
There is always a feeling of watching a big dog. This is too luxurious. I am even complacent about getting an extra lawn mower, but the other person probably doesn't care about it at all.
"Are you okay?" Dave asked with concern.
"If something happened, I probably wouldn't be here." Lin Li shrugged.
"Baby Meat - that's good, that's good. You must not get into trouble." Sincerely, Dave patted his round belly and let out a long sigh of relief.
The worry in his eyes didn't seem fake.
"Nothing will happen to me," Lin Li waved his hands in a perfunctory manner, and said with great resentment, "But it's a bit tricky, why are the plants' bullets able to pass through their teammates, but they will hit me."
"They can only pass through plants." Dave said innocently.
"So you'll get hit too?"
"Of course, but fortunately the protective layer on my head is relatively thick, so I don't mind."
"..."
Dave seems to have a poster blocking his way in front of him. Could he have been prepared for it?
Lin Li looked at the clothes on the floor and said, "By the way, the zombies don't seem to have any coins in their pockets, Dave."
"Isn't it all on the ground? Why don't you cherish the treasure so much?" Dave leaned over and picked up all the scattered loess on the ground.
"Uh... Okay, that's my problem." Lin Li raised his eyebrows, took a deep breath, and immediately accepted the setting. There was no need to worry about it.
"You don't think I'm a fool, do you?" Dave looked at Lin Li hesitantly.
"How could it be? It looks like money." Lin Li helped Dave pick up the loess and said with a smile.
"This is sand with extremely high gold content. Let me emphasize again, I am not stupid." Dave scratched his left chest with one hand and his butt with the other. His words were very unconvincing.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Lin Li nodded perfunctorily.
"What do you want to buy?" Dave asked after clearing away the soil.
"Gu——" Lin Li's stomach made a sound at the right time.
I haven't eaten since last night. Twelve hours have passed, and I must be hungry.
Although he is obviously dead, he doesn't know why he still suffers like this.
"Is there any food for sale?" Lin Li asked, turning to look at the house he had not explored yet, "Or maybe I want to ask, is there anything to eat at home?"
"I know what you need!" Dave snapped his fingers without making a sound.
"What?" Lin Li asked.
Dave frowned and continued to snap his fingers, but still made no sound.
"Alas -" Lin Li took a deep breath as he looked at Dave who was struggling with his fingers in front of him and who didn't respond to his questions at all.
Dave was not just a childhood memory. Lin Li really didn't have the same patience with him as he did with Patrick Star.
"Mr. Dave, why don't you think about it and snap your fingers and flick your tongue at the same time? This will definitely make a sound."
Lin Li suggested with a smile.
"Is there such a way?" Dave's eyes widened in surprise.
"der! I succeeded, I succeeded in snapping my fingers!" Dave said excitedly after dubbing it with his mouth.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah, so hurry up, give it to me if I need anything, I'm hungry."
"Okay, here you go."
Dave put his hand into his crotch, took out a seed, and handed it to Lin Li, whose face was dark and he was gradually retreating.
I was so scared that I almost thought it was something else.
But, TNND, does this Dave really not take the pockets of his pants seriously?
"Here you go, Lin Li." Dave said.
"Well, you can put it directly into the machine, thank you." Lin Li really didn't want to take it personally, so he said.
"All right."
Dave put the seeds into the seed machine, and soon, an additional plant was refreshed on the interface.
I was supposed to let everyone guess what kind of plant it is, but unfortunately the next chapter was released at 0.01 minutes. When I turned the page, I saw woohoo.
Chapter completed!