Chapter 134 Messi's Criminal Goal! Xiao Wen's Sci-Fi Head(1/3)
Chapter 134 Messi’s criminal goal! Xiao Wen’s sci-fi header!
"This ball really shouldn't have happened." Guti was helpless, "Xiao Wen didn't even sprint with all his strength."
Irving smiled. Although he didn't say anything, he had a different opinion in his heart: "Xiao Wen didn't sprint with all his strength, probably because he was afraid that other teammates wouldn't be able to keep up with his speed."
Lineker continued to lament, "Maybe it was this change of pace that caught all the Real Madrid players off guard. If we look at the slow motion, when Griezmann entered the penalty area, the camera didn't even capture it.
Xiao Wen’s figure.”
Guti frowned and took a look. Sure enough, it was so.
Owen let out a wow, suddenly enlightened, thinking that his speed really couldn't beat these thieves!
"It's really a million thoughts. By the way, now Xiao asked, has this evolved?"
Lineker was stunned for a moment, then continued to laugh: "Evolution? That's a good statement. I don't know if you have noticed it."
He collected his thoughts and continued: "From the days when I first entered the Bundesliga, I used to look at the people in the penalty area and pass the ball. Now I have a variety of offensive methods and options, as well as changes in the situation on the field.
Judgment. Xiao Wen’s growth rate is no longer just an exaggeration to describe.”
Irving interrupted: "Indeed, at least I have never seen such a crazy rise. He is like a veteran who has played professional football for more than 20 years."
Guti remained silent, feeling a little depressed after being teased by Xiao Wen.
On the sidelines, Ancelotti was also going crazy.
Every time I see the team trying to gain momentum, trying to rub Xiao Wen's team against each other. As a result, a counterattack comes.
The subsequent games were completely integrated into Atletico Madrid, or in other words, Simeone's rhythm-the turtle method.
A one-goal lead away from home.
It turned into an advantage for the entire series.
In the second round, Real Madrid pressed wildly, but failed. Everyone took it for granted, but felt that it was not worth it for Xiao Wen.
Such a talented offensive player seems to have become an engineer under Simeone.
The celebrities were a little puzzled, even angry——
Lineker publicly stated on Twitter: "Simone really only knows how to wield the engineer shovel, Xiao Wen, run!" and then paired it with a Photoshopped "Chicken Run" poster.
Shearer was also dissatisfied: "Atletico Madrid is a graveyard for offensive players. Simeone really only knows how to use muscle sticks."
Irving also called on Xiao Wen to leave Atletico Madrid immediately after the season ends: "Really leave early, Simeone will use up your spirituality and talent."
Ian Wright: "My factory's style of play must be the most suitable for Xiao Wen."
In short, no one seems to be satisfied with Xiao Wen's performance under Simeone.
Even if he has scored two fewer goals this season than Cristiano Ronaldo, he has one more goals than Messi!
"He should have shined brighter! He plays the violin but works in a steel factory." Gary Neville was heartbroken. He posted @XIAO77 almost every day, "Come to Manchester United."
Anyway, Manchester United is like this now. Regardless of whether they have money or not, let’s give it a try.
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Xiao Wen doesn't care about that much. The competition in La Liga is still fierce, let's fight one game at a time.
In the Champions League, all the 1/8 finals have ended.
Juventus eliminated Monaco with a total score of 1:0, which is reasonable.
Paris lost to Barcelona 1:3 in the first round, and then lost 2:0 in the second round. All five Barcelona goals were scored by MSN, and they seemed invincible wherever the sword pointed.
The game between Porto and Bayern Munich was a bit dramatic. They defeated Bayern 3:1 at home in the first round. Everyone thought that this matchup would not be an upset, right? The clinker returned to Allianz, and Bayern Munich used a clean victory
6:1 Tell the world that this is just your misunderstanding of me.
The semi-finals are announced. Juventus, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona and Bayern.
I don’t know if UEFA has done something about it, but Barcelona will play Bayern and Atletico Madrid will play Juventus.
Although Xiao Wen thinks it doesn't matter who he plays, anyway, if he wants to win the championship, he must push all the way. Even according to his experience of watching football for many years, the teams that choose their opponents are more likely to be eliminated!
A strong person should look like a strong person!
Otherwise, why would you be the champion?
On the evening of May 6th.
Xiao Wen watched the first leg of the Champions League semi-finals alone at home, Barcelona playing Bayern Munich at home. At Atletico Madrid, although he played well with Griezmann and others, no one seemed to be as good as Reus.
So close, the two of them can even be said to know each other.
Barcelona still uses a 4-3-3 formation
Goalkeeper: Ter Stegen
Defenders: Alves, Pique, Mascherano, Alba
Midfielder: Rakitic, Busquets, Iniesta
Forwards: Messi, Suarez, Neymar
Sitting on the bench were Bravo, Bartra, Vermaelen, Adriano, Xavi, Rafinha, Pedro and others.
What worries Barcelona fans is that the high priest did not sacrifice himself. I wonder if this will have any impact on the progress of the game.
Bayern has a 4-4-1-1 formation.
Goalkeeper: Neuer
Defenders: Rafinha, Boateng, Benatia, Bernat
Midfielder: Lahm, Alonso, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Thiago
Midfielder: Muller
Forward: Lewandowski
The substitutes also include Reina, Dante, Javi Martinez, Pizarro, Gaudino, Gotze, Wiese and other players who are familiar to fans.
Before the game officially started, Xiao Wen got his own piece of cake.
After Lineker finished reading the starting lineups of both sides, another guest commentator, Redknapp, smiled and explained: "Cristiano Ronaldo has become a new player now. He has moved his position forward 20 meters.
He has become a pure center forward. What is more interesting is that Messi is exactly the opposite of Ronaldo. Now his position on the field has moved 20 meters back, but their current number of goals is still about the same. This is an interesting fact.
Phenomenon."
After saying that, he paused and said, "Oh, among them, there is one more person to talk about recently, and that is Xiao Wen. It is difficult to define Xiao Wen's position. When the wind is favorable, he is the forward, and when the wind is not so favorable, he is the forward.
Attacking midfielder, winger, and midfielder. When the wind is against him, he can play in every position except goalkeeper. Oh, and his number of goals is almost the same as Ronaldo."
Xiao Wen gave a wry smile, "Some people have their own world, and sometimes you can't be completely cool as a human being."
Not long after, the game started.
When the camera rolled around, giant Tifos from 1992, 2006, 2009, and 2011 were placed in the stands. This was the time when Barcelona won the Champions League four times. The fans also displayed slogans saying "We are ready", and the scene was very shocking.
After the opening, the two sides quickly entered the state, attacking and defending each other.
"The two sides have met in 8 historical matches in European competition. Bayern has the advantage with 5 wins, 2 draws and 1 loss. Barcelona's only victory was at home in April 2009, and the other three home games were defeated."
Judging from the data Guti read out, Bayern is a bit suppressed against Barcelona, but this year's MSN did not agree to the princes and generals!
The camera also quickly captured Guardiola on the sidelines. Guardiola, who led the team back to Camp Nou, received cheers from the fans. He had previously coached Barcelona for 4 years and won 14 championship trophies!
But now only the bayonet is red
The camera kept scanning the key figures on both sides, Messi on Barcelona's side and Lewandowski on Bayern's side.
After arriving at Bayern, Lewandowski finally felt a little more comfortable, but it seems that the number of goals has not improved further. He has only scored 13 goals in the league.
It was thought to be a goal battle, but the situation on the field did not break the deadlock until the 77th minute.
The one who broke the deadlock was Messi.
Alves stole the ball in the frontcourt and passed the ball. Messi, who made his 100th European appearance, shot the ball from the edge of the penalty area into the lower right corner.
After the goal, Camp Nou was thrown into a frenzy.
Taking advantage of your illness to kill you, Messi scored again three minutes later.
Even Xiao Wen was dumbfounded by this ball——
In the 80th minute, Messi dribbled the ball into the penalty area from the right side. Faced with Boateng's step to block it, he first moved the ball to the left, and then quickly dunked it to the right. Boateng, who was instantly stunned, stood straight to the ground.
After falling to the ground, Messi faced the attacking Neuer and completed the goal with a light lob shot...
After witnessing this, Redknapp shouted like crazy: "What Messi did to Boateng during the goal was almost a crime!"
The golden saying Oh Huo quickly became a hot word on the Internet.
Before the game ended, a new football term was born: criminal dribble.
After this goal was scored, few people even talked about Neymar's goal in stoppage time. In fact, this goal was also assisted by Messi.
Instantaneous time.
Messi has once again become the global focus,
To be continued...