Chapter 10 The Song of Macabaka

Accompanied by this "hard and soft" BGM, Feng Yasong solemnly performed military boxing on the stage.

Punch with a lunge, kick with a bullet through the throat, strike horizontally with a horse stance...

The posture is standard and full of energy. Those who didn't know it thought she was participating in a military training report performance!

After a whole set of military punches came down, all the instructors in the audience fell silent.

Even Chong Zhenchen, who had been wandering in the world and cherishing words like gold, seemed to be shaken back to his soul by her.

It’s rare to take the initiative to comment: “Your dancing is very unique.”

Feng Yasong was caught off guard by the male god and was so flattered!

Just as he was about to bow and say thank you, he suddenly changed his subject: "It even woke me up from my drowsiness."

Ode to Fengya: "..."

It is my honor to wake you up with my unique dance!

Before she could say anything, the man picked up the headphones on the table and asked her while adjusting them: "Can you sing?"

Feng Yasong's attention was all on his beautiful hands that could be used as screen savers with just a cut of them, and she nodded subconsciously.

The next second, she saw her boyfriend put the earphones into his ears: "Sing a few lines and listen."

His expression was as cold as if he were looking at a humanoid musical instrument!

Feng Yasong, who was so cold that she was in a state of infatuation, instantly regained her sanity.

She cleared her throat, clapped her hands solemnly, and sang the song she had prepared in advance: "Maka, Baka, Aka, Waka, Mika, Maka, Mu!"

"Maka, Baka, Aba, Yaka, Ika, Aka, oh..."

After the performance of "Makabaka Song", the live broadcast room burst into laughter.

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[Military training performance turns into a children’s party in seconds!]

[Goose goose goose goose made me laugh so hard, my little niece from kindergarten clapped her hands and sang along the whole time!]

[Hahahahahaha am I the only one who noticed the disgusted expression on Brother Chong’s face that he heard dirty things? 】

[Look at the expression +1! I have been chasing celebrities for so many years, and this is the first time I see such rich expression changes on Brother Zhong’s face! 】

【This is simply a medical miracle!】

…

In the studio, the way Zhong Jingchen looked at Feng Yasong was no longer looking at a human-shaped musical instrument.

But looking at a fool.

"Do you know any other songs?"

"Of course."

Feng Yasong took a sharp breath and was about to perform "Report the Song Name" for him on the spot: "I can also perform the Great Compassion Mantra version of Macabaka, the DJ version of Macabaka, the siri version of Macabaka, and Macabaka——"

"Stop!" Zhongjingchen made a pause gesture, almost making her laugh angrily: "I mean, besides Makabaka, what else do you have?"

Ode to Fengya: "I will still hate Sidisi, Igubigu and Tom Briber!"

Just kidding, in order to earn money for this job, she watched many episodes of "Garden Babies" overnight!

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And Chong Jingchen said: "..." Destroy it, it's numb.

Seeing that the boss was about to be so angry that he flipped the table, Xu Yan, who was holding back his laughter until he was hurt, hurriedly changed the subject: "Um, contestant Feng Yasong, may I venture to ask why you came to participate in this show?"

After all, judging from her current performance, she can't sing or dance well, and she ranks first in all tasks.

Xu Yan was really curious about how she passed the audition!

When she mentioned this, Feng Yasong was instantly discouraged.

He lowered his head and said, "My mother forced me to do it."

After saying that, she realized something was wrong. She quickly said "bah bah bah" three times and explained sincerely: "I'm not swearing, it's really my mother who forced me to do it!"

The audience in the live broadcast room almost fainted with laughter.

【Hahahaha, help! She is really funny!】

【Bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, bah, three times is so cute!】

[I just like people who are good-looking and have some brain problems!]

[It’s so yummy! I am confident directly: Hi~wife~]

[Coming to participate in the talent show is really a bit unqualified. I suggest you just turn left and go to "Happy Comedian"! 】

[Previously, how much did "Happy Comedian" give you? I paid double from "Comedy Contest"!]

Even the prince of cross talk, Xu Yan, started poaching people: "Our Yunde Society is recruiting people. I wonder if you are interested?"

In a previous life, Feng Yasong might actually be interested.

It's a pity that she just wants to lie down in this life.

So I hugged him with fists and said like an old pigeon: "Thank you for your love, I will definitely do it next time."

Yun Dongwan, who was watching the whole show, was laughing so hard that her face almost burst into tears. She could only comment while pressing her newly filled apple muscles with her hands:

"I agree very much with what Yu Xuan just said. You are really suitable for idols. Your appearance, your relaxed state, and your sense of humor are all precious gifts given to you by God.

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"If you can keep this wealth and improve your business skills at the same time, you will definitely be able to make great achievements on the road of idolization!"

For those who are full of goodwill, Feng Yasong will always give full respect.

So she nodded her head like a chicken pecking at rice, and instantly became a good student: "Thank you, teacher, I will remember it."

But Yihan is not so easy to talk to.

Her decades-long respect and love for the stage make her particularly picky:

"In addition to what Dong Wan said about improving your professional skills, I also hope you can learn to respect the stage."

"Many of your performances on the stage just now made me feel very unprofessional, because no professional dancer would take off their shoes, adjust their clothes, etc. after getting on stage. This would make the audience very upset."

"So I won't give you too high a score, but I'm looking forward to seeing your subsequent progress."

It was obviously a harsh criticism, but I was even happier to hear the praise of Fengya than to be praised: "Thank you, teacher, you can give me zero points!"

She behaved so openly that Yihan looked at her in a different light.

Over the years, she has participated in many variety shows one after another, and she has also scolded many people.

Those people are used to living a life of being surrounded by stars. After being scolded, they either cry or make excuses and never face the problem head-on.

Just by accepting criticism humbly, Feng Yasong has already won over most people.

So Yihan smiled slightly and looked at her with a much gentler look: "Come on."

After the four mentors deliberated, the initiator Xu Yan announced the final results.

Xu Yan: "Feng Yasong, which class do you think you will be assigned to?"

Feng Yasong is very impressive about her hip-stretching performance, and she is sober when she speaks: "I'm stiff when dancing, and I don't sing in tune. You can just give me an F, so as not to take up other people's positions."

It doesn't matter whether she debuts or not. It would be a sin if it delayed the debut of a young lady with real dreams and talents!

Before he finished speaking, Xu Yan suddenly raised his voice: "Congratulations! You got the answer right!"

Feng Yasong was so frightened that her legs weakened and she almost knelt on the stage!
Chapter completed!