Chapter 105 If you want to blame, blame me for being too young(1/4)
Chapter 105 The blame is on me because I was too young at the time (most of the things about women outside the court in this chapter are skipped if you don’t want to read them)
After the interview, they returned to the locker room. Odom and the Kardashian sisters were still waiting. Li Wan went in, said hello, and was about to leave. Kim Kardashian asked him if he wanted to go out and sit for a while.
Li Wan declined. He was very tired after playing against the Celtics tonight.
Kim Kardashian was not disappointed either, or she controlled it very well. She just nodded without forcing it. She has been a bag-carrying girl in front of Hilton for so many years. She is not generally patient. There will always be another chance.
Driving back to the garage at home, the black cat poked its head out. This little thing seemed to be able to distinguish the sound of the car. Li Wan took out all the cat food in the garage to let it have a good time.
On the way back, he looked up at his house and suddenly found that the window had been smashed by someone.
Got robbed?
Li Wan quickened his pace to go back, but he saw Taylor Swift walking menacingly in a black trench coat and carrying a baseball bat. She was 1.8 meters tall and full of aura. If she went to Suzuran, Genji Takiya would have to do this.
Give her a kiss.
"Hello, Harley Quinn, where are you going?"
Taylor probably didn't expect that at eight or nine o'clock, when the whole family was having fun or having fun at a party, there would be someone on the street. He subconsciously hid the baseball in his hand behind his back. When he saw clearly that it was Li Wan, his expression became clear.
Relax.
"Tonight is so dazzling, China Jordan...Is the interview over so soon?"
"yep..."
Li Wan's eyes fell on the baseball bat in Taylor's hand again.
Taylor then remembered that now was not the time to chat.
"Did you see that house?"
"Well, my family..."
"your home?"
"Um."
"No, which floor are you looking at?"
"Third floor."
"I said second floor."
"The second floor, is this your home?"
Li Wan was a little surprised. It had been so long since he moved here that he realized that Taylor Swift was downstairs in his house.
But it seems to be quite normal. Players' schedules are very weird. They usually go out after 10 a.m. and get home after 12 p.m. If it is later, it will be midnight, which is basically when there is no one on the street in the community.
He still doesn't know who lives across the door.
Otherwise, go and have a look?
What if the opponent is Megan Fox...
Um?
Then am I not Jason Guo?
The night wind was blowing, and it was only then that Li Wan discovered that it was not just his family whose windows were broken, but the windows of Taylor Swift's house one floor below him were also smashed.
Serial theft?
An idea came to his mind.
Look at Taylor holding a baseball bat again...
Are you trying to catch bandits with your bare hands?
These girls are really wild!
Taylor quickly explained the reason to him.
It turns out that these windows were smashed by children in the community.
The windows of several houses were smashed.
The Li Wan family and the Taylor family are among them.
Taylor took the video to find the parents of those children.
As a result, one of the parents threw a few dollars in front of Taylor, and even said reproachfully: "Why are you arguing with your children about Christmas? You are still a star!"
"Wow!"
Although Li Wan didn't see the parent say this with his own eyes, just thinking about it made him a little angry.
"so?"
Li Wan could probably guess it.
Taylor shook the baseball bat in his hand and said angrily: "I just happen to know which car his family has..."
"Um... Is it better to leave this matter to the police?" Li Wan advised.
It was okay if he didn't say it. When he said it, Taylor became even more angry: "I just called and asked my agent to call the police for me, but my agent persuaded me not to make the matter a big deal, otherwise the media would definitely add fuel to the fire. In the end
It is rumored that I am bullying children by taking advantage of my celebrity status... The Grammy Awards will start in two months, and she does not want me to have any negative news."
This is probably the biggest disadvantage of being a star.
Of course, compared to the benefits of being a star, this disadvantage is actually insignificant...
If there are celebrities who use this kind of thing to make things worse, I can only say... they really got a bargain and behaved well!
"That's it..."
After explaining the matter clearly, Li Wan also understood the situation. Looking at the angry look of the slim beauty in front of him, and then looking at the miserable state of the glass in his house, if he went to the parent to argue, it is estimated that it would also be Taylor's case.
He opened his mouth and said, "Otherwise, count me in?"
He pointed to the glass of his home: "I am also a very stingy person!"
"Really?" Taylor Swift's eyes lit up, "Then let's go!"
She couldn't hold it in any longer.
The man's arrogant look just now made her very angry!
Li Wan quickly caught her: "Wait a minute, if you go like this, if someone sees you, won't you be recognized immediately?"
Taylor then realized that everyone in the robbery industry wore hoods.
"That's called a balaclava." Li Wan listened to her description and educated her. This kind of hat originated from Balaclava in the Crimea. It was originally used to protect against severe cold, and later became a popular hat worn by Middle East organizations.
Favorite.
Taylor nodded. She didn't care what the hat was called. She just wanted to know if she could wear such a hat later.
Li Wan smiled confidently: "You will know when the time comes!"
Taylor's expression gradually became clearer and he followed Li Wan upstairs again.
"Wow, you really have a sense of ritual..."
Taylor Swift looked at the various Christmas-related decorations in Li Wan's house and was a little surprised. When she was almost in the living room of Li Wan's house, she realized that she was now in the house of a man she was not familiar with.
OMG!
This man is really good at dealing with women!
Taylor was a little doubtful that if he was sold by him, he would have to count the money for Li Wan.
Soon, she knew the answer herself.
yes……
A tacky-colored silk towel was wrapped haphazardly around her face, tightly surrounding her hair, nose and mouth, leaving only a pair of speechless eyes exposed.
Taylor looked at Li Wan.
What kind of dharma hat was promised?
Why did you dress me up as a village girl?
If I sing country music, do I have to dress up like a country person?
especially……
Taylor watched Li Wan put on a black sweatshirt, pull on the hat that came with the clothes, and then put a Peking Opera mask on his face...
What a handsome bunch!
She even looked resentful.
I am a village girl and you are acting cool, right?
Taylor found out that he had been fooled!
"Come here and buy it, Harley Quinn!"
Just as she was about to protest, Li Wan picked up a baseball bat and pulled her out.
To be continued...