Chapter 344 Dalin and Guo Xiaobao bet, whoever loses will die!(1/3)
“Forklift model!!”
Luan Yunping was happy, but when Qi Yuncheng said this, her expression immediately changed, and the audience also laughed, not knowing what this was like.
"What kind of car model is there for the forklift?"
"The models at the forklift show must have similar temperaments to the forklifts."
"Is this okay?"
Qi Yuncheng nodded firmly, "This girl is good at everything, but she's a little bow-legged."
"Hey!" Luan Yunping said indifferently, "That's not a compliment."
"A little bit."
Qi Yuncheng looked down at his legs. After confirming a general idea, he spread his legs and squatted down. "Anyway, put on the cheongsam and expose your legs."
Seeing the appearance, Luan Yunping was startled at the side, "Oh my God, this is a jar that has become a spirit."
Ha ha ha ha!
Three parts funny and seven parts flattering, a jar fully embodies the imagination of the audience.
Qi Yuncheng straightened up and said, "The engine on the girl's back is like a car."
Luan Yunping said: "Good fellow, come sit on the wheel."
Qi Yuncheng: "It's just a little problem."
"Is this still a minor problem?"
"She has a pretty good face. If she needs plastic surgery, two yuan will be enough."
“You don’t have to move too much.”
"Take the bus. It costs one dollar to get there. The doctor says it can't be done. It costs one dollar to get back."
"Well, these two dollars are in vain."
"Other girls have a nice smile."
"What about her?"
"He looks funny."
"Not much different."
"But she has a very good temperament, so she was chosen as the female lead."
"Is it just her?"
"Luan Yunping also said not to fall into my hands."
"how?"
"Sooner or later you will have to unspoken rules."
Luan Yunping was stunned and pointed to the side, "Is this the jar?"
"Luan Yunping said in her heart that I haven't played with a unicycle yet."
"I'm worse than eating shit!!"
Qi Yuncheng didn't know where he came from. He couldn't help but laugh. He immediately turned to look at his partner and pointed, "It seems that you are obsessed with that smell."
"What a mess."
Ha ha ha ha!
Suddenly the audience burst into laughter again as they looked at the actors.
Their cross talk cannot be separated from that thing.
"Anyway, the female lead has been decided, and the male lead will be next. The male lead is busy with his family."
"Why are you still idle?"
"He has very high artistic requirements. He easily refuses to accept ordinary scripts. It seems that he hasn't filmed in about 40 years."
"That means I have never filmed a movie."
"I was at home and had nothing to do, so I brought a box of beer." Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and started counting, "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine... I kept counting, and I finished counting twenty-four bottles."
"right."
"He said that my job today is to drink all the twenty-four bottles of beer."
"Treat drinking as a business."
"Just when I was about to drink, Luan Yunping called me. When I heard that I was going to film a movie, the male lead was so happy. He was so happy that he sat down in the beer box as soon as his pants were wiped.
I was so excited that I quickly stood up and turned around..."
"How about it?"
Qi Yuncheng looked back, his eyes dull, "It seems like a bottle of beer is missing."
"Stop looking for it, I'll drink it no matter what."
Ha ha ha ha!
Xu~~
The audience was happy to hear that there was nothing they didn't understand, and Luan Yunping felt calm while holding the table.
Amid laughter, Qi Yuncheng continued: "I went to the hospital for a checkup and the doctor said I had a concussion."
"Good guy, this one exploded."
"But the male lead is very dedicated and must go to filming."
"That's okay."
"But I have to go to other shows before filming."
"What a show."
"Perform a cross talk joke called Fenhewan with a guy named Guo."
"Huo oh." Luan Yunping immediately panicked when she saw this, and she seemed to be trying to stop her, "Is this male lead Yu Qian Yu uncle? We have never spoken about words here."
Ha ha ha ha!
As if something unexpected happened, the audience's laughter was completely ignited, and the key point reminded them of Fenhewan at that time.
At the same time, I also found out the reason why the uncle was so drunk.
The way of drinking is different. No wonder I can be so sober and drunk at the same time. It turns out there is a bottle hidden underneath.
But they were happy.
Yu Qian, who was hit by the side curtain, was speechless and smiled bitterly, "You can't escape your feelings, right? There is absolutely no such word here."
Guo Degang smiled happily and said, "Okay, the two of us are really getting closer to each other. Xiao Luan's size is very good at this time."
"Maybe the young master was nervous when he was there, but now he is relaxed."
"Um."
As the two of them talked, they continued to watch the children's performance, and at the same time looked at the audience below the stage. They saw that it was indeed a sea of stars.
Thousands of people perform business.
The child is almost finished, but it is just the beginning, and it does not mean anything. It only means that you now have temporary popularity and traffic.
Learning folk art is a lifelong matter.
Just like this, time passed by minute by minute.
When the cross talk baggage and jokes were finished, the two elders also went down to rest. Their cross talk was still behind, and they were talking to Yuncheng in a group.
It's a lot of fun together.
And not much time.
Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping also came down after finishing the formal cross talk and an encore.
The moment he came down, Yu Qian looked at his child and said, "Can we forget about Fenhe Bay? We can't leave it."
"Of course, you don't know how popular it will be, unless you and my master act again."
Guo Degang suddenly became unhappy, "If I play Fenhewan with your uncle again, I will be the one!!"
Ha ha ha ha!
Suddenly there was laughter again in the background.
After all, everyone who sees today's scene will feel happy.
The people who took Qi Yuncheng's place were Kong Yunlong and Li Yunjie.
They performed a tying doll, and after the tying was completed, there was a cross talk between Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yuping, which lasted for thirty minutes and an encore of twenty minutes.
There is plenty of time given.
To be continued...