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Chapter 373 Butterfly or leopard? Whose underpants are these?(1/3)

"Turn around and leave!!!"

"Ah?" Luan Yunping held her in surprise on the stage, "You'll leave after listening to it?"

Qi Yuncheng was righteous, "I didn't understand a word, but it would be worse if I listen too much. We should think about whether all this is for the ropes. Oh, it's worth it."

"yes?"

"Go out and ride a bicycle to the airport auxiliary road to return the car."

"go back."

"Tell me if you can give me a watermelon, he said no."

"Add to discuss this with someone?"

"I laughed." Qi Yuncheng touched his heart and muttered, "We should think about whether all this is for the ropes."

Luan Yunping waved her hand and said, "Learn and use it."

"You see, I'll use it now, three subways, four buses, and back. From this, I'll be a man. I can't waste my time, especially in such a good place as Yanjing.

,I study hard.

Walking around, we reached Xizhimen Bridge.

Standing on Xizhimen Bridge, I feel very moved.”

"how?"

Qi Yuncheng's expression suddenly changed, and he looked down and cursed: "How can I go on this tm?"

"Yeah!! I'm dizzy and you're here."

As soon as Luan Yunping spoke, there were a lot of laughter below, which was a burden point.

Qi Yuncheng held the table and frowned and complained, "I'm still very young. I can't die at Xizhimen Bridge. Who designed this thing??"

"Can't get out."

"How could I come up?"

"That's it."

With his fingers up and down, Qi Yuncheng took a breath, looking very tired, "I finally got down for a day and a half."

"Okay, I almost died."

"Later I walked to Xuanwu Gate, which is called Caishikou. I was particularly moved that many masters died here."

"Tell me." Luan Yunping handed the words down.

Qi Yuncheng said: "It was the execution ground at the beginning. All the six gentlemen of Wuxu died here, and Yu Qian also died here."

“Who said it??”

When Luan Yunping heard something was wrong, she stopped in a hurry and her voice became louder, "It's a bit mysterious? Mr. Yu Qianyu told you that he died there? Is the third show or their show?"

"No!" Qi Yuncheng put his hands into his sleeves and wondered, "Uncle Yu told me that he was dead there."

"Uncle Yu told you that he died there? What's the point of thinking?"

"Why is this rope?"

"I think you're dizzy."

Taking his hand out of his sleeve, Qi Yuncheng looked at the dark audience below and returned to the topic, "I am still very moved when I stand at the entrance of Caishi. The cultural atmosphere is very strong."

"Why is it rich again?" Luan Yunping has always been very confused about her partner's words.

"So many people died here, the essence of heaven and earth, I slowly knelt down."

"you?"

"Kneeling in the middle of the road, everyone praised me."

“How to say it?”

"You are sick!!!"

Luan Yunping reached out to her hand and asked, "Is this praising you?"

Qi Yuncheng raised his hand and pointed forward and walked in place, "Stand up and walked forward, walked back and forth again, and walked to the front door again. I like this, I like these traditional ancient buildings, I like these seven or eight

alley."

"Jiyuan?"

"I stood in the alley and suddenly there was a strong wind blew, and a butterfly fell on my head. What a beautiful butterfly." Qi Yuncheng took a deep breath and slowly took it off his head. He took it down.

The expression changed, "Butterfly or leopard print? Whose shorts are these??"

Ha ha ha ha!

In the theater in Wudu, laughter filled with each other again.

At the same time, Luan Yunping couldn't say this anymore, "You can see clearly before you can talk."

Qi Yuncheng lowered his head, held his shorts in his hands, and continued to wonder, "In such a special place, I gave me a special gift. Am I going to be lucky to leave the chrysanthemum?"

"Oh, it's so slutty, that's called love luck."

"I care about it. I will bring it with me when I put my pants in it. I will ask you and your wife how I view this matter."

"Ask us both?"

"Luan Yunping! Axe! Are you at home?"

"Axe? My wife is called this? It seems that she is still a best friend with your wife."

"Luan Diudi!! As soon as the door opened, I took out the butterfly."

On the stage, Qi Yuncheng immediately picked up the handkerchief and shook it off, "I'll ask you two of you butterflies to soar into the sky. Is there any signs of it? You know a lot, let me analyze it."

"Don't shake it." Luan Yunping quickly grabbed the shaking white handkerchief and put it back.

"Luan Yunping said I can't analyze it. I'll take you to find a master. There is a master who tells fortunes at the entrance of the alley."

"Oh, where is there a master?"

"Luan Yunping led me out, turned a corner and came to a century-old store with four big words "Happy Supermarket."

"Is this a century-old store?" Luan Yunping complained as she heard this.

Qi Yuncheng nodded confidently and began to gesture squarely, "A big billboard is placed at the door: face to tell fortunes, shoe repair and keys."

"Master Almighty?"

"Sit on a pair of faces with the master. The master said that I will pay the money first, one hundred. I will give someone a hundred yuan, and the master will raise it and take a look."

"I'm afraid it's fake."

"I've finished it, the master has spoken." Qi Yuncheng changed his character from the side of his body, "Human life is divided into gold, wood, water, fire and earth. Have you heard of it? For example, the life of a scale, the life of a dustpan, the life of a toilet, the life of a chimney, the life of a chimney, the life of a toilet, the life of a chimney, the life of a

Fire Life, it's different anyway.

Judging from your face, you are going to lose money today.”

"That's how it's obvious?"

"At least one hundred yuan is lost!!"

After saying that, Qi Yuncheng couldn't believe it like a bigger fool on the stage, "God? How could he know?"

"How fresh, what you gave it to others!!!" Luan Yunping couldn't stand it and lit it out in a hurry.

“Master, let’s see my future.

The master said: Where are you planning to go now?

I want to go home.

Go home!

Thanks!!"

"It's over?"

"Stand up and walk back, Luan Yunping followed, and we looked at each other."

Qi Yuncheng, behind the microphone, paused and pointed his hand down, "There is a step beside him. I sat on the step and lit a cigarette. After smoking for twenty minutes, I asked, are we fooled?"

Luan Yunping said speechlessly: "That's a fool."

"Luan Yunping nodded, yes! Let's go and slap him. We'll come back and grab the master. This beat! It's too unethical. If you dare to lie to me, it means that I and I are smart."

"We are not very smart either."

"With a slam of his butt, his brain was kicked out."

"Okay, my brain is growing in my butt."

"If you don't give you green shi today, you've never eaten leeks."

"What word is this, you can think of it."
To be continued...
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