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Chapter 381 I Still Eat Shrimp!(1/3)

????????? Returning to the stage, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping began to count the ten minutes in their minds.

????????It must be calculated. The next program belongs to Master and Uncle. It cannot be exceeded. It is okay to be a minute or two shorter. Then Teacher Gao can take care of it.

????????Anyway, several of them have talked about the venue for a long time, and generally they will not make mistakes in terms of duration.

????????When the applause stops.

Qi Yuncheng looked at the stadium full of people and said, "Thank you for the applause. The people who came today are indeed very scary, and there are probably even a lot of people outside.

????????For this reason, our cast is not low, my master, Teacher Yu, Teacher Gao and some seniors are all here."

?????????"That's right."

???????"But it stands to reason that one person should also be present."

"Who is it?" Luan Yunping asked.

"I don't know if any of you know about it, it's Hou Zhen, we call him Master Hou. Master Hou Baolin's eldest son and grandson has been working in our Deyun Society."

?????????When the person’s name was mentioned, the audience below made some noises, obviously it was clear.

?????????Although Qi Yuncheng's voice sounded messy, they must have listened to a lot of cross talk about cashew chicken and license plate drawing. These two jokes are so popular that they are worth millions on any online platform.

of playback volume.

????????So he didn’t introduce too much and just said directly, “The Marquis is actually thinking of our uncle Yu Qian.”

?????????"What?"

?????????"My master knew me, Master Hou, through me, Uncle Yu. It was also because of him that Mr. Hou came to Deyun Society. One of the reasons why it is so good is that he is his own senior brother."

?????????"Yes, a master."

"Hey~" Qi Yuncheng's expression suddenly changed and he sighed, "I originally planned to perform here with us, but it was indeed delayed due to something, so it's a pity. I guess he didn't feel like it either.

Feel good."

?????????"Hey." Luan Yunping said in surprise, with a little concern, "What happened?"

?????????"There have been some activities on Warcraft in recent days, and he was afraid of missing them."

????????"Ouch!!!"

????????Ha ha ha ha!

Qi Yuncheng laughed one after another. He put his hands into his sleeves and said, "Master Hou is such a person. If you let him perform abroad, it's better to let him stay at home peacefully."

If you’re good at playing games, you don’t plan on anything.”

???????"That's true."

?????????"This person is so talkative and nagging that his brain can boil."

?????????"The pot is boiling."

"What are you doing? What's wrong? What's wrong? Is it true? Is it true?"

?????????"It's really similar to what I learned."

?????????"But he is a very nice person." Qi Yuncheng came out of his imitation tone, "I just mentioned that he and the uncle are close brothers, and they have a good personal relationship, even though they are young."

?????????"That's true."

?????????"When they were children, they grew up in an alley. At that time, Uncle Yu Qianyu was a few years older than the other children. He was a kid, so he was a captain."

????????The corners of Luan Yunping's mouth raised, "I had it all when I was a kid."

?????????"Even when we were children." Qi Yuncheng patted himself and said arrogantly, "I am the captain, and I am in charge of you guys. But at that time, the uncle was the captain and was in charge.

Hou Zhen, who is slightly younger, is his team member.

?????????Captain Tiantian and his team members are very happy.”

?????????"Ah? Just two people?"

?????????"Who cares about the two children who talk about cross talk? They play together every day, and they are happy. In fact, in terms of their childhood life at that time..." Qi Yuncheng paused for a moment, glanced at Luan Yunping, and then continued

He said, "It's quite miserable."

???????Luan Yunping responded, "But it's worth remembering."

"There's nothing to eat or play, but it's really sweet to think about it. A big iron hoop is pushed by an iron hoop. It takes four hours to walk on the street. Now put it on

Isn’t it crazy to think that they’d be out on the street playing for four hours?”

???????"It's not too tiring either."

"It's so beautiful. Have you ever caught dragonflies?"

?????????"I've played it before." Luan Yunping nodded.

?????????"Sometimes when I really don't want to take advantage of it, I take off my vest and slap the dragonfly, which makes me very happy. Especially in the past, children were the happiest during the New Year and festivals."

?????????"Everyone is happy."

"Why?" Qi Yuncheng asked and answered questions like the audience was recalling, "I can change into new clothes, eat good food, and set off cannons during the New Year. I don't know if Mo Erben can set off cannons.

????????But it’s not like now, where you can buy thousands of yuan worth of fireworks and then pull a cart of fireworks. It was fine when we were young, but uncle and the others didn’t have this when they were young.”

"The main reason is that I am too poor." Luan Yunping stood beside him and kept holding it.

?????????"If you throw a whip and leave it on the ground, you are a prodigal."

?????????"You can't let it go like that."

Qi Yuncheng made a small tearing motion with his hands, "Tear it down, light one with mosquito incense and throw it there, bang! It exploded. This is fun."

?????????As if recalling the past, Luan Yunping was also happy, "Isn't that right?"

?????????"Although the Hou family has some money, they are reluctant to let their children play with cannons for fear of hurting themselves, so Hou Zhen has never seen them.

????????Uncle, I generally couldn’t afford cannons before, so I could only pick up the ones that others had fired. Whoever throws a cannon will make a crackling, crackling sound. If there is one that doesn’t go off, pick it up and fire it.

???????Luan Yunping stretched out her hand and said, "Lie down on the ground and pick it up."

"They were arrested everywhere to see who could use the whip. One family threw a whip and it crackled. Uncle Yu rushed over."

Without saying a word, Qi Yuncheng retracted his hands into his sleeves and moved his body forward to completely cover the hanging firecrackers. The audience saw a lot of laughter.

?????????Luan Yunping didn't expect: "Master, why don't you wait until it explodes? Lie on your head?"

Qi Yuncheng gritted his teeth and touched his coat from top to bottom, "Come together, this piece is all rotten. Hey, don't tell me, one of them is silent."

?????????"They were all lying on the ground, so they covered the one that didn't make a sound?"

"Look!" Qi Yuncheng held a small firecracker in his right hand and started to blast, "My hard work has not been in vain, great, now I have the right to control this cannon."

?????????"Uncle's right to use?"

?????????"Happy! Hou Zhen is following: Report to the captain, give me the cannon!!"

?????????Luan Yunping: "Why?"

Qi Yuncheng, playing the role of an old man, yelled with a cannon, "You're just wishful thinking, haven't you seen that my cotton-padded jacket and trousers are all rotten? But you are my team member, you can share my happiness."

"How do you share this?" Luan Yunping tilted her head and was very curious.

?????????"This cannon cannot be heard by others, just the two of us, but where can we let it go?"

???????"You have to hide."

"Hey!" Qi Yuncheng pointed to the side with a wide smile after seeing something, "Public toilet."

?????????"Is there no one in the toilet?" Luan Yunping also pointed.

?????????"You two are naughty, come on! The uncle is in the head, Hou Zhen is running behind, and they keep running. Uncle Yu went into the toilet first."

After speaking, Qi Yuncheng imitated a dog's panting behind the microphone. This move caused a lot of noise, and Luan Yunping immediately broke the guard when she saw it.

?????????"Why does the uncle like this mouth? Isn't it good to breathe well at the door before going in? I said, after so many years with the uncle, why is the mouth so heavy!!"

????????Ha ha ha ha!

???????Luan Yunping turned out the baggage at this moment, and laughed more and more.

Qi Yuncheng held his hand on the table and remained silent for a while before speaking, "My uncle's face turned dark."

?????????"They're all poisoned."

?????????“The toilet doesn’t even smell.”

?????????"Have you sucked it in even though you wrote it together?"

?????????"I'm so happy! Hou Zhen will come in after a while, huh huh~"

???????Qi Yuncheng gasped again, and Luan Yunping was speechless, "This is a big mouthful, and the rest belongs to him."

"Forty minutes, both of them were breathing well. Hou Zhen said: Report to the captain, let them go."

?????????"It should have been released a long time ago."

Holding a small firecracker between his thumb and index finger, Qi Yuncheng lowered his head and glanced, "Wait a minute and watch me find a bigger one."

?????????"Ouch."
To be continued...
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