Chapter 596 Beggar Version Luan Yunping!(1/3)
In the side scenes, Yan Hexiang and Guo Qiling knew their senior brother's routine.
But it’s not called a routine either.
It is a well-known thing in cross talk that the effect will always be better when the person is present at the scene, and then the person responds again and again to make people laugh.
After all, after they finish talking, Master and Uncle will come on stage, and they can probably talk about it again.
But on the stage, after talking and laughing for a while.
According to the schedule, Qi Yuncheng and Luan Yunping still had to go in and do their work. Today, the master and apprentice father and son had a special session, and the two of them also went out to talk hard, and they talked about a piece of "Double Learning Ji's Talk"!
Qi Yuncheng spoke on the stage.
"If these dialects are nice to hear, I think the Shandong dialect is interesting. For example, there is a place in Shandong called Jinan, and the people there speak very humorously."
"Yeah?"
"Today, the two of us will teach you how people from Jinan, Shandong Province speak, okay?"
Audience: "Okay!!"
Someone cheered and shouted. Luan Yunping nodded and was happy. She looked at her partner and asked, "Why are we still learning from each other?"
"If one person can't learn how to express something, it takes two people."
"Oh, so there's a plot?"
Qi Yuncheng gestured back and forth, "We are not much different in age. In terms of age, you are one year older than me!"
"A year older?"
"I am your father, so..."
"Stop saying that."
Luan Yunping reached out her hand and plucked it, feeling unreasonable, "What are you doing? I'm one year older than you, how come you're still my father?"
"The plot requires it!"
"What exactly is the plot?"
"We are two of the richest families in Jinan. Our family is very rich. You are also rich, but not as good as us. Our two families are still neighbors.
The child is older, and your father wants you to call me godfather in order to get closer and get closer."
Only then did Luan Yunping understand, and she repeated behind the table, "Godfather?"
"Yes! Godfather, I'm not kissing you." Qi Yuncheng patted his partner to comfort him, "Now you feel at ease!"
"There's nothing practical about this."
Looking back, Qi Yuncheng looked at the people below and continued, "That is to say, we have this kind of relationship. Later, when we grew up, I went to Yanjing to do business, and you also went to Yanjing to do business after you got married, but because you yourself are not very
Watching, eating, drinking, whoring, gambling, and living on the streets.
The two of us met accidentally.
I am already a big boss and have made a fortune, but I see you begging on the street in rags."
"beg?"
"Yes! Because I am your godfather, so I have to take care of you, and then the two of them chatted back and forth, and it sounded like cross talk to everyone."
"Is it that interesting?"
"It's so fun, okay!"
"Okay, okay!"
Luan Yunping smiled in anticipation and kept nodding.
Qi Yuncheng immediately prepared to roll up the sleeves of his coat, but as soon as he did so, he unconsciously looked at his partner's whole body and sighed.
"Oh, you don't look like a beggar!"
"Then what should we do?" Luan Yunping stretched out her hands to show her size.
Qi Yuncheng shook his head, took a step forward, pointed at the collar of his coat, "Unbutton that button."
Luan Yunping started to unbutton herself, but Qi Yuncheng didn't waste any time. He lifted up the front scarf of his coat and tied it around his waist. Then, the collar and hem of the coat revealed the white clothes underneath.
It makes people look confused.
"Yes, that's it. It's like saying you're ragged!"
"Is that enough?"
"Alright, but it still doesn't look like it!"
After looking around again, Qi Yuncheng stared at Luan Yunping next to him and worried, "The coat is still too neat. I'll see if there is anything backstage. Just wait a moment."
After saying that, he left. After a while, Qi Yuncheng had something in his hand, and he was very happy when he saw it.
It was a long-sleeved dress, but the long sleeves were torn to pieces and were almost like strips of cloth. After taking it up, it was directly directed toward Luan Yunping's head.
The opening is set.
"Come on, come on, stretch your sleeves!"
Luan Yunping complained while cooperating, "Are there any sleeves?"
"Put it on and see!"
"Does this look good?"
"Why doesn't it look good? Let's show it off to everyone."
Luan Yunping turned around, and a beggar appeared. His clothes were all strips of cloth, and his coat was in a mess.
But it was still not over, Qi Yuncheng continued to take out things, "There are also some small decorations!"
"What decorations?"
"It's winter. I'm afraid you'll be cold, so I'll prepare more for you."
"What?"
Luan Yunping was puzzled when her partner put it on her, and then she suddenly understood what was around her neck, "Good guy, is this your child's meson?"
"Don't talk nonsense, this is for our dogs."
"Hey! It's not as good as Jiezi!" Luan Yunping was disgusted with it, but the more he disliked the audience, the happier he became, and he started to look like a beggar.
But Qi Yuncheng was still not satisfied. He took a step back on the stage and looked again, "The clothes are almost there, but the face doesn't look like it! It's so energetic and rosy. I have a little decoration!"
"And decoration?"
He took it out of his trouser pocket and found a piece of dog skin plaster with a white ring inside and a black ring on it. It was pasted on Luan Yuping's face, which made her whole body look like a living person.
The more you read below, the happier you become.
They were happy, but Qi Yuncheng stopped, "Don't worry now, my hair is almost gone, I'll borrow a wig from my uncle!"
"Quite busy."
The partner went down again, and Luan Yunping gave a helpless sound. Just as she was helpless, a messy long wig was buttoned up. With a button, her condition and appearance became even more sloppy.
It smells like the martial arts champion Su Qier.
"What do I look like?"
"It looks good, don't worry, but I also have to put on makeup!"
"How to change it?"
"Why don't you bring this up?"
Qi Yuncheng took it by the way just now and put a straw hat and a roll of paper on the table. He buckled the straw hat on his head, pulled out the roll of paper, folded it in two and wrapped it around the back of his neck, and used it as a scarf to put on his shoulders.
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Give a look like Xu Wenqiang in Shanghai.
"This is the prop we use to talk about cross talk. If you can deal with it, deal with it." Qi Yuncheng picked up the fan and said, "This is my big tobacco bag. You can also take a fan and half-open it, and that will be the casserole you want to eat."
"Why is it so bad when you come to me?"
"You're a beggar! I'll come over to the left, and you can climb out of the ditch over there!"
"Why are you still crawling out of the ditch?"
"Why are you picking up food and asking so many questions? Here you go."
"Okay, okay!"
Helpless.
Wearing a messy wig, a piece of dog skin plaster, a meson, and a cloth strip, with a coat tied randomly, Luan Yuping, holding a half-open fan in her hand, went over and took her place. Once she took her place, Qi Yuncheng was there
While watching it, I actually almost didn’t feel happy.
If the wind blows, the partner will definitely look like a giant moth.
Strips of cloth fluttered.
To be continued...