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Chapter 34 Toys

"I am the legendary old monster of Black Mountain! I specialize in eating children!" Li Mengyi said viciously, and at the same time she threw the stick on the ground and grabbed a stone. With five fingers, she immediately inserted it into the stone as if it was inserted into tofu. "What I love most often is to catch the living soul's cover like this! Ah hahaha!"

"Tsk." Lu Zhanyuan, who was sitting in the carriage, curled his lips, "Isn't it just the Nine Yin White Bone Claw?"

The Nine Yin White Bone Claws, the evil moves recorded in the Nine Yin True Sutra, are extremely powerful. The five fingers can destroy gold and cut jade. The corresponding one is the Nine Yin Divine Claws created by Huang Shang to break the Nine Yin White Bone Claws.

Although this set of martial arts is powerful, Lu Zhanyuan and Li Mengyi only have a few simple moves in their hands. It is okay to catch stones like this to scare people, but it is a bit difficult to use them to fight against the enemy. Of course, what is said here is that people who are stronger than or equal to the two of them, and those who are weaker than them, a few moves are enough to kill them. After all, this is the martial arts in the Nine Yin Scriptures.

Just these few tricks of scaring people are enough to scare these three guys. For the robber trio who has never seen the world, it is beyond the scope of human beings to catch five holes in the stone with empty hands.

"Oh my God! What a monster!" The bald boss screamed, hugged his head tremblingly and lay on the ground, "Good life, Monster, please spare me! The little one is too small to see Mount Tai. You have a lot of them, so let me spare me!"

"Don't be afraid, brother! I'll save you now!" The short-sized cock raised his rake in effort, roared, and rushed towards Li Mengyi, "Monster! Look at the move! Ah!"

On the other side, the third old man who seemed very old sat on the ground with his legs trembling, "Monster... Monster! It's really a monster! It's over... It's over! It's dead now! I don't want to die yet! I haven't married yet! I haven't given birth to a child! I don't want to die!"

"It's so noisy!" Li Mengyi frowned and glanced at her dick running towards her, "Hey? Dwarf Melon?" Because she carries too many jewelry, it is not convenient to move, and Li Mengyi is too lazy to move, so she kicked the stick on the ground away.

The flying stick hit the dick without any bias. The dick screamed and flew backwards, lay on the ground and hummed for a long time and couldn't get up.

"It's really..." Looking at the bald boss who kept kowtowing and begging for mercy in front of him, the dick lying on the ground and the third brother who was already in a state of silence in the distance, Li Mengyi held her forehead helplessly.

Lu Zhanyuan's mouth twitched, and there was no way to do this scene was really a bit too spoof.

"Let's go, these three guys are done." With another jingle sound, Li Mengyi jumped onto the carriage with great awkwardness.

"Hey, if you can't stand it, take off some jewelry, I've brought too many!"

"I'm so annoying! I want you to care!"

The two people's voices gradually faded away, leaving only the three panicked.

"Hey? Don't you want to eat ours?" The boss touched his bald head, a little confused about the situation.

......

"No, do you think they are like the brothers of Sun Wukong?" In the carriage, Li Mengyi couldn't help but open her eyes wide when she heard Lu Zhanyuan's words, "Can Sun Wukong be that slutty?"

"You can't just look at the surface, you have to observe carefully from all aspects." Lu Zhanyuan said: "Think about their weapons, shapes, and their mutual names. The one who uses sticks is the eldest, the second who uses rakes is the third who uses shovels is the third who uses shovels. Isn't this alike?"

Li Mengyi: "..."

Li Mengyi discovered that at this moment she and Lu Zhanyuan were not in the same field of thinking at all.

"Forget it! Let's play with my babies!" Li Mengyi had already taken down all the gold, silver and jewelry she had just worn on her body and put it back into the box. She had decided that even if she was sleeping in the future, she would sleep with the treasure box.

At this moment, the carriage swayed and stopped again.

"So what's wrong?" Li Mengyi stuck her head out of the carriage and took a look, then she was a little stunned.

I saw Lu Zhanyuan sitting in the driving position outside the carriage with a helpless look on his face. There were three people standing in front of the carriage. These three guys were not others, but the three kidnappings just now.

"Hey, I'm talking to you, are you going to rob? Then again, how did you get around in front of us?" Lu Zhanyuan asked.

The three of them looked at each other, and at the same time fell to the carriage, and knocked down with three bangs. "Master! Please teach us the magic!"

"Yes?" Li Mengyi and Lu Zhanyuan looked at each other, and were both stunned.

I'll just let it go, don't these three guys really believe it, right?

If it were someone else, I would definitely not believe it, but looking at the three guys in front of me, Lu Zhanyuan felt that if they didn't believe it, that would be wrong.

"I said, what are you three doing? Let me get to become a disciple?" Lu Zhanyuan asked.

"Go away! We are talking to the master! You are a groom, so how much do you say!" The bald boss didn't even look at Lu Zhanyuan and said in a bad voice.

"I'll go! Being ignored?" Lu Zhanyuan was stunned.

Li Mengyi covered her mouth, resisted the urge to laugh, and said to the three of them: "Do you want to worship me as your teacher?"

The three of them nodded like a chicken pecking at the rice and said in unison: "I want to!"

Li Mengyi's eyes rolled and she smiled and said, "It's OK, but I don't just say it's so easy to pass it simply. If you want to be my apprentice, you have to go through many tests!"

"Master! Tell me what kind of test you have! We can definitely do it!" The three of them seemed confident.

"Okay, from now on, you three, all walk with your head down, upside down, and you must follow my carriage, otherwise you won't be my apprentice! Do you understand?"

"clear!"

Then, Lu Zhanyuan looked at the three funny guys standing upside down in front of him in amazement. "No, Li Mengyi, what do you want to do?"

Li Mengyi said with a smile: "It's nothing, just having fun when you're bored. Don't you think they're fun?"

"It's fun?" Lu Zhanyuan fainted, "They want to take you as their teacher. Could it be that you really want to accept them?"

"What are you going to take?" Li Mengyi lowered her voice and said in Lu Zhanyuan's ear: "Look at the appearance of these three fools, what are you going to worry about? At that time, just make an excuse, such as asking them to go to food and other things, will they be thrown away?"
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