04, frankly lenient(1/2)
What kind of existence do parents exist?
Giving birth to a child.
Take care of the children.
Raise children and grow up.
That should have been...
It is better to say that most families in the world follow this structure.
But the road leaves are different.
His parents work outside all year round.
It is said that both the couple are world-renowned geological surveyors.
Sometimes I am not only working, but also invited to teach classes at famous universities such as Stanford and Harvard abroad.
Doesn't it sound so awesome?
But for Lu Ye, this is all empty stance.
Even if parents are so proud that they are so knowledgeable that they can teach doctoral students, so what?
They won't teach you at home!
Sometimes the two gods were at home and then flew abroad, flying everywhere around the world, but they just didn't want to stop and rest.
Only during the Chinese New Year will they turn off or stop all the work at hand and come home.
So, Lu Ye was fostered at his uncle and aunt's house at the end of the sixth grade of elementary school.
This family lives in an ordinary community and lives an ordinary life. They are very ordinary family.
My uncle works in a state-owned enterprise and is a small employee.
Middle-aged people gain weight, baldness, and fear of their wife, so there is nothing to say.
My aunt is a housewife.
These two people also have a daughter, two years younger than Lu Ye, and are called Lu Xiaodeng.
But just like an ordinary naughty child.
Lu Ye is very afraid of his parents.
Especially my aunt.
——This woman who holds the power of life and death at home.
Although he was just a fat middle-aged woman, his aunt walked with great brilliance and decisiveness.
The fat on the waist was like a sharp blade on the edge of a gyro, and when it was swung, it had a murderous aura like a sword.
No one in the community doesn't know his aunt.
This is a legendary woman.
She is a master bargaining in the vegetable market, and the aunts selling vegetables nearby have to call her "sister".
Not only does the mouth look sharp, but the hearing of middle-aged women is also very good.
When Lu Ye was in the first year of the year, he sneaked away from home at night and went to a nearby Internet cafe with his classmates to surf the Internet.
But as soon as he crossed the threshold, the sound of the door lock turning would quickly reach his aunt's ears.
Once, the old man at the newsstand downstairs closed the stall late.
At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, he saw a woman with disheveled hair and dressed in a skirt wandering around the community... and Lao Han's legs were so scared that he had a fever.
It was actually my aunt who charged towards the Internet cafe and arrested someone Lu and brought him to justice.
From then on, when the newsstand arrived at 8 o'clock, the newsstand closed on time, which made Lu Ye, who came home from evening study, did not read comics and magazines.
However, if you want to talk about making your aunt famous, it must be something that happened when Lu Ye was in the second year of the lunar calendar.
After dinner, many middle-aged and elderly people will take a walk in the community park, and there are also mothers with children.
At that time, the security guards in the community were not dedicated to their work, so somehow they put a few human traffickers in.
They staged a love scene between the original wife and the mistress, and several men and women cried to the death while fighting.
As we all know, people are animals that like to join in the fun. After doing this, even the aunties in the square dance stopped dancing and came to enjoy the bloody ethical drama.
I have to say that this trick is very effective.
At that time, there were already many people in the park, and there were also aunts dancing square dances.
The remaining man took advantage of the fact that the child's mother was not paying attention and picked up the child in the stroller and went into the woods.
Because things happened so quickly and there were many people, no one noticed it for a while.
But my aunt, who was keen eyes, found him at a glance through the hardware store far away.
She picked up a wrench, kicked off the flip flops, and ran out loud.
From the neighborhood committee at the Shulin exit to the vegetable market, they finally snatched the child back.
...
The magic sound of a middle-aged woman sounded outside the door, and the five-centimeter-thick wooden board ran through it.
"Laggy, don't have lunch?!
After the holiday, I will hold your computer and play with it every day, and I will play all day long and don’t do housework. What else can you do?
Even if you are so adult, you don’t go out to socialize. Look at your virtue and can you find a girlfriend after going to college?
What can you make money by chewing computers? What do you have to live with computers in your life?"
My aunt's speaking speed is extremely fast, but she is so clear that it can make people hear it clearly.
It's over.
I completely forgot about my aunt's existence...
Lu Ye glanced at Violet.
what to do?
what to do?
If she found out that I had a girl hidden in the bedroom, she would still be unclothed...
She can chew me alive!
No, I have to hide her!
The footsteps of the slippers are getting closer.
Lu Ye quickly helped Violet up, wanting her to hide in the closet first.
But maybe it was too urgent.
The bed with Patrick's star is slid...
Violet's body fell backward without restraint, and Lu Ye just pressed on her.
"Is it okay?" Violet asked with concern.
Lu Ye was about to say it was okay, but the door was opened slightly roughly.
"What's the point of making such a big noise in it... Quiet?"
My aunt was stunned.
The three of them looked at each other.
For a moment, the atmosphere in the room fell into extreme silence.
Looking at Lu Ye and Violet, my aunt's mind fell into a brief interruption.
After a few seconds, she came to her senses and made a magic sound that could be heard throughout the building.
“——It’s a young age!!!”
...
In the living room.
Violet sat obediently on the sofa on the side wearing the small road lamp's clothes.
Lu Ye knelt honestly in front of the coffee table.
Uncle, aunt, and sister Lu Xiaodeng sat on the main sofa from left to right.
The family interrogation has officially begun.
The window behind the sofa was open, and the sound of a naughty child being beaten upstairs came from the upper floor.
"listen."
The aunt stared out the window and then moved her gaze to Lu Ye.
To be continued...