Nian You, who pretended to be a dissolute and lecherous person, stretched out his gestures to get involved with her. Still holding his voice, he shouted over the flower wall in a graceful and doting manner towards He Xiang behind them:

"Baby, be good - call me husband, my husband will only love you!"

"Fuck your mother's husband, fuck your grandpa's little baby, see if I don't skin your pussy and cramp it!" After He Xiang scolded him, he grabbed the pillow and threw it at him fiercely, hitting his head hard without any hesitation.

pain.

"Sneeze, sneeze - it's killing me!" Wang Xizhi, who followed He Xiang and flew into the Peony House of Xishi in the South, sneezed several times invisibly and silently as soon as he arrived.

Finally, Wang Xizhi couldn't restrain himself anymore, so he sat down on a pot of spider plant and buried his nose entirely in the stems and leaves of the spider plant to relieve the attack of the heavy perfume.

This was the first time Wu Daozi had seen Wang Xizhi in such a miserable state, and he was extremely happy.

"Hey, Dong bed, today is your day too! Haven't you been very careful about your appearance since I met you? Now I didn't care about anything and got into the Chlorophytum pot. Your image reminds me of Mr. Jin Yong.

What the male protagonist Linghu Chong said in Mr. Wu's martial arts novel "The Swordsman" is - buttocks backward, flat on the sand, falling into the wild goose position.

Haha... In this situation, you are in the 'buttocks backward, spider orchid and wild goose pose'."

The quick son-in-law in the east bed smelled the faint fragrance of Chlorophytum for a long time, and finally filtered out some strong mixture of various perfumes. He raised his head and saw that he was indeed a painter who had been in the palace. He was completely insulated from this rich fragrance, and it was actually on a wall.

I drew a new version of "Pictures of Ladies in the Underground Palace".

"Old ghost, we have been traveling for thousands of years, and this is the first time you have picked up a paintbrush!

I know that you still have feelings for women, especially women who are blooming and competing for beauty.

Have you found the joyful scene in your memory here?

Unfortunately, at this moment, I only saw a scene in which the troublemaker teased the girl.

If you want to draw it, just draw this scene of flowers protecting them!"

The quick son-in-law of the east bed glanced at him. He was indeed a master of royal paintings. In his best figure paintings, several women had their own expressions and graces. Some were endearing like pear blossoms with rain, some were full of spring scenery with peonies in full bloom, and some were weeping hibiscus.

Lu's touching gesture...

He Xiang's pillow hit him so hard that Nian You grinned and murmured:

"Xiao Nizi, why are my subordinates so insignificant?"

He Xiang stood up and stood on the bed, finally able to look down at the two tall and thin men.

She put her hand on her hips and pointed at the bully in front of her with one hand:

"You're such a libertine. You're so bold that you dare to act like a hooligan on your Aunt He's territory. Are you impatient?

If they drop a petal, I will take off your arms!"

Is this a big joke? Yu Fei tugged on Nian You's lapel and signaled him to "sound the gong and withdraw the troops."

When did Nian You lose a battle and still continue to be his aunt?

He couldn't bear to show weakness like this!

"Haha..." He Xiang laughed so much that his stomach hurt, and he bent over and sat on the bed.

Black Peony turned around in surprise, looking at the angel in her eyes. Sometimes she was angry, and sometimes she laughed heartily. This temperament was too fickle.

Just when everyone was confused by her changeable face.

He Xiang stopped laughing, pushed aside Black Peony and others, and motioned for them to stand on both sides.

He looked up at the two boys in front of him and said with a smile:

"You two think that I don't recognize you just because you're wearing a vest? Nian You, how many times do you want me to be your aunt before you show your true face? And, Yu Fei, you just watch him come out to harm a good family.

daughter?"

Nian You turned around and looked at Yu Fei in surprise, and they exchanged words with each other: Maybe my voice betrayed me. If you just stood still, would you reveal your secret? Moreover, our blindfold is similar to a mask.

There was only one mouth left, so how could you recognize it?

You guys, you still dare to act like a hooligan in front of me? As soon as I see you, I will know who is with whom, and you are just trying to take advantage of them!

He Xiang looked at his defeated general with pride:

"Nian You, you are such a versatile person!

In front of those nymphos in school, you pretend to be cool and cold. Here, where the sun doesn't shine, do you think that wearing a mask can reveal your true colors and do all the bad things?

If you want to be a gangster, I have to cooperate with you and be a martyr."

Yu Fei finally spoke, having endured it for so long, it was hard enough for him.

"Alright Nian You, stop teasing her. We'll see how you end up if you go too far. Focus on business!" After saying that, he took off the mask and threw it on the bed.

He caught their eyes with a cool movement of flipping his bangs. Looking at that face, with its blossoming peach blossoms, it was like being in a warm spring. He is so handsome, do you still want to live?

After looking at the peach blossom, look at the face with the mask removed. Oh my god, just now the peach blossom eyes looked like spring, and now it's a charming phoenix born. Those red and phoenix eyes are cold and arrogant, repelling people thousands of miles away.

First there is the peach blossom, then there is the phoenix. Who is this little girl on the bed?

Black Peony first woke up from the shock of the two beauties, clapped her hands and smiled:

"Oh, sister He, you just said you could save us. We think you are like the angel who saved us from the prison. From this point of view, you can attract the phoenix, smile at the peach blossoms, and grow like a sycamore in the spring.

Tree."

"Oh? Peach blossom, phoenix, sycamore tree, sister peony, what do you mean by this?" He Xiang asked pretending to be confused. She wanted to test the thickness of these two people's skin under Qunfang's comments.

Before Black Mudan was rescued, at the darkest moment before dawn, she naturally used her professional and mature physique. Her slender and silky fingers wanted to touch Nian You's phoenix eyes, but he took a step back.

The piercing gaze stopped her:

"If you want to say it, just say it nicely and don't do it. Aren't you afraid that your hand will be broken in a second?"

He Xiang quickly pulled Black Mudan over. He had seen Nian You's cruelty before, but he did not dare to let Sister Mudan take such a risk.

Black Peony blushed and said:

"Sister He Xiang, look, isn't that one with a pair of eye-catching eyes that makes people die for their lives, not a peach blossom? The one with a pair of red and phoenix eyes that make people willing to die for love, isn't that a phoenix? One of them is a peach blossom, and the other is a phoenix.

The phoenix has come to this dark underground palace for you, and you are just smiling at the peach blossoms and the sycamore tree growing in the spring?"

He Xiang gave her a thumbs up and sighed:

"Sister Mudan, your eyes are really sharp when it comes to seeing things, and your analysis is really sharp and artistic!"

After speaking, He Xiang patted his chest and said proudly:

"As my sister said, I, He Xiang, am the sycamore tree where the phoenix does not live, or the sycamore tree that smiles at the peach blossoms.
Chapter completed!