Chapter 237 Not everyone wants to be a god!

In a place where you don’t know your name or coordinates.

Clouds float around, a mountain climbs straight up the sky, a beautiful mountain and beautiful waters, and a beautiful scenery.

However, if you look down, you will find that there is no ground below this mountain! The mountain seems to be floating in a chaotic world.

With a soothing sound, a golden light slashed through the sky, piercing the layers of clouds and mist around it, and landed on the peaks.

"Immortal Master, the disciple is back." The person who spoke was the human form transformed by the golden dragon. His face looked a little different than three years ago. His skin was like jade and his eyes were slightly more agile than three years ago. He was not like a puppet.

He was talking to a figure sitting upright beside the small lake in the valley.

Bodhi sat cross-legged by the shore of the small lake, holding a long bamboo pole in his hand, as if he was fishing, but there was not even a fishing line on the bamboo pole, not to mention the hook, there was not even a fishing line! It was just a bare bamboo pole.

"Have you brought the things back?" Bodhi smiled and took off a bamboo cloak from his head. He was wearing a straw raincoat, as if he was like an old fisherman in the world. His face was clearly covered with wrinkles, but some strange light flashed from time to time in those eyes.

"Bring it back." Jinlong lowered his head.

"You can take it in and give it to him..." Bodhi seemed to smile bitterly.

Jinlong nodded, walked to the side of the mountain wall next to the valley, tapped the mountain wall a few times, and said aloud: "I've brought back what you want."

A tired and hoarse voice came from inside: "Drop it in..."

This sound is clearly Xiao Lei.

The golden dragon stretched out a finger and drew a circle on the mountain wall. The circle of golden light cave immediately turned into a black and broken hole on the mountain wall. He then stuffed a white bag in it.

Xiao Lei heard a satisfied cheer from inside, but after a moment, she was silent for a while, Xiao Lei suddenly cursed: "No, right? This thing is wrong! What I want is not this!!"

Jinlong looked a little unkind and couldn't help shouting: "Enough! I've already flown more than 30,000 miles for your thing!"

Xiao Lei laughed and scolded, and suddenly a bang, the white bag was thrown out of the black hole. Xiao Lei shouted: "No, no, no, no! What I want is not this! No, no! Either you get what I want for me quickly, or let me out quickly!!"

Jin Long was a little helpless when he heard a thunderclap behind him suddenly.

"Enough!!!"

Looking back, Bodhi Patriarch had already stood up, threw away the hat on his head, and fell to the side of the straw raincoat on his body. The fishing bamboo pole in his hand was folded in half and threw it into the lake.

The legendary god walked quickly to the entrance of the cave with anger on his face and shouted with angrily: "You tricky boy! I don't know that the world dreams of the few people and want to learn magic from me! You are so good! Let you sit in my cave and practice, it seems like I begging you!"

Xiao Lei's voice laughed in it and said, "Yi? Master Bodhi, are you angry? Don't forget our agreement! Humph! You should have let me go down the mountain two years ago! You forced me to stay here, saying that my heart is unstable... Bah! I have seen it. You are just looking for someone to experiment with your new set of mental methods, but I am so unlucky and used as a white mouse! I tell you, I have practiced your mental method for two years, and I can't feel anything about being locked in this hole for two years! I can't stand it! I want to go out! I want to go down the mountain! I want to go home! We agreed! I learned your set of mental methods. You have to meet all my conditions and not be angry! If you lose, you have to let me go down the mountain!"

Bodhi's old face turned stiff, raised his face and looked at the sky, took a deep breath, suddenly whipped, laughed, "Nothing nonsense! Who said I was angry as a teacher?"

Xiao Lei smiled and said, "Then what did you scream just now?"

"I... am practicing lion roaring skills for my teacher!"

"Hmph...why are you taking off your straw raincoat?"

"This... I am a teacher to remove the constraints on my body and use this golden body to collect the spiritual energy of heaven and earth!"

"Then why are the flesh on your face shaking?"

Bodhi was speechless, and then he laughed and said, "Ah, that's because I'm happy! I heard you speak with great energy. Obviously, I have made great progress in practicing these days, and I'm just happy!"

Xiao Lei was silent for two seconds before shouting: "You are amazing! Why don't you go fishing quickly? I'm going to drink fresh fish soup made from the fish you caught with your own hands tonight, but you have agreed!"

Bodhi used almost all his magic power to suppress his murderous aura. His face was neither green nor white, but he tried hard to laugh: "Okay, okay! You can do the evening class first, and I will check your progress later, and then... and then I will give you fish soup!!"

Speaking of the last two words, Bodhi jumped out of his mouth almost gritted his teeth.

God is merciful to you! Even the monkey who was famous for his naughtiness back then had never let himself be so angry!

Forget it, who said that he is the only half-immortal body in the world who has practiced the wonderful art of Yuanzhen?

This newly created set of mental methods must find a mortal, have a completely reborn physique, and must also have the wonderful secrets of the true nature as the foundation in order to cultivate the power.

After thinking about it, most of my disciples have already cultivated into golden bodies and are no longer in the category of mortals. This kid is the only candidate who can practice this set of mental methods.

Thinking of this, I suddenly heard Xiao Lei shouting inside: "Don't forget, you can't use ordinary water for making fish soup. I want rootless water in the Queen Mother of the West!"

Bodhi resisted the urge to flatten the entire mountain with his backhand, twisted his beard hard, shook his head and left, but glared at the golden dragon beside him, and waved his hand: "Why don't you go to the Queen Mother of the West quickly, just say I'll borrow a bottle of rootless water from the Yaochi!"

Jinlong seemed a little dissatisfied, but Bodhi shook his head and shouted, "If it weren't for the fact that you were not an ordinary person, you would have asked you to experiment with that set of mental methods! Let's not say much, you have to know that in the eyes of my master, this hateful boy is now rare! Go and go..."

Seeing the golden dragon leaving, Bodhi then recited the meditation mantra and slowly came to the edge of the lake, whistling loudly: "If people in the world beat me, scold me, bully me, insult me, laugh, hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me, hate me, then hate me, what should I do... I should bear it and let him avoid him, and I will come to see him again in a hundred years..."

He tossed and turned a few words, and his anger gradually dissipated. He brushed his sleeves and two broken bamboo poles in the lake flew up automatically and returned to one. Bodhi laughed twice and was sitting down to continue fishing, but he heard a scream like a wolf howling from the cave behind him:

"A cigarette after meals, happiness is like a god~~After meals, a little waiwai on the bed, the god is my little gay~~"

But when Bodhi heard the words "The god is my little beloved", he really became angry from his heart and evil arises to his courage. The anger that he had originally endured with force finally couldn't help but shouted suddenly: "Stop the evil!"

His body flashed, and he had already jumped to the entrance of the cave, shouting: "Bitch! I have been fed up with you in the past two years! I have been able to sit in my cave to practice peacefully. If you want the wind, I will give you the wind, and I will give you rain! If you want peaches, I will give you my old face and go to pick it for you! If you want to eat ginseng fruit, I went to Zhenyuanzi to ask for one from you! What's even more outrageous is that you say that the years in the mountains are lonely, and you have to watch TV and surf the Internet! If you want to connect the wires, broadband and optical cables to the thirty-third heavens! You... you! What else do you want!!"

After a long time of silence in the cave, Bodhi finished speaking this in one breath, and his depression disappeared a little. Seeing that there was no movement inside, he thought to himself: Could it be that this kid has changed his mind?

Who knew that when he just thought of this, he heard Xiao Lei sneer inside: "Hmph, the Thirty-Third Heaven... Humph, don't you know that this world has already had wireless network technology? You just don't know it."

Even though Bodhi is the body of a god and an immortal, the immortal golden body formed by countless disasters, he couldn't help but feel a little urge to vomit blood after hearing this.

I heard Xiao Lei say dissatisfied inside: "You lied to me first! You said you would accept me as an apprentice, but because I happened to have a special physique and had practiced the Yuanzhen magic technique, you asked me to practice your set of mental methods. I said I would let me go back for a year. It's been three years now, and I am still locked in this cave by you! I don't want to become an immortal or cultivate a golden body! Damn it! I'm amazing! I have a wife, a daughter, and a whole family is waiting for me to raise! You lock me up here, my wife and daughter cry every day, do you think I'm happy to practice any magic tricks??"
Chapter completed!