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As soon as Xiao Lei said this, the three Taoist priests in the hall were all weird and looked at Wu Daozi with a teasing look on their faces. Wu Daozi also turned red and was about to scold Xiao Lei, but the old Taoist priest on it laughed and said, "Wu Daozi, Wu Daozi, your nephew's temper will be the same as you back then."

Without waiting for Xiao Lei to speak, the old Taoist priest waved his hand and said, "You all disperse."

With a command, the three Taoist priests immediately bowed and left. One of the short and fat Taoist priests reached out and patted Xiao Lei on the shoulder hard, squinted his eyes and smiled: "It's not bad, it's indeed a nephew taught by Wu Daozi. He is not willing to suffer any loss at all. Even if it's a stone, it's the same character as Wu Daozi."

Wu Daozi also turned red and looked at Xiao Lei fiercely, but Xiao Lei ignored it at all and rolled his eyes.

Wu Daozi was helpless and whispered: "You should do it yourself!"

After saying that, several people left the hall one after another.

Xiao Lei secretly saw that as soon as the three Taoist priests left the hall, they took off their Taoist robes outside, each with straight suits. The fat man actually took out a cell phone, hehe, as if he was talking to someone loudly. Everyone scattered, leaving Xiao Lei and the old Taoist priest staring in the hall.

Xiao Lei glanced at the old Taoist priest above, coughed twice, and said loudly: "What do you want to leave me alone?"

The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "You said you need benefits first when you worship me as your teacher. Then I ask you, what are the benefits of accepting you as your disciple?"

Xiao Lei immediately spoke in a daze, then forcibly defended: "Now you want to accept me as your disciple, but I don't want to worship you as your teacher."

The old Taoist priest smiled and said, "You worship me as your teacher and have learned the mysterious magic in our sect. From now on, you can escape from heaven and earth, and you can do whatever you want. Wouldn't you be happy?"

Xiao Lei curled his lips: "Now you can take a plane to heaven. As long as you have money, where can't you go in the world? Even the White House of the US President can spend money to buy tickets to visit."

The old Taoist priest laughed and said, "Learning my magic can prolong life. I am already two hundred years old this year, but I can't lose my teeth and keep my teeth. If you practice the Dharma in the future, you can do these things!"

Xiao Lei was even more disdainful: "In life, the key is to live happily! Even if you can only live for a few decades, as long as you live happily, it is better than doing nothing for hundreds of years!"

The old Taoist priest had a strange look on his face and said, "Learn my magic, you will naturally have the ability to defend yourself in the future. You are already a semi-immortal body. If you encounter someone with a bad heart, you will catch you back, use your body as a furnace, or even use you to refine it into pills, which will help you grow the foundation. If you encounter a monster who has cultivated into a spirit, you will eat you in one bite. Aren't you afraid? Don't you learn some magic?"

Xiao Lei nodded and said, "I've said it earlier. What things that go to heaven and earth to prolong life are all false advertisements. I ask you, I'll take you as my teacher, and you really teach me magic?"

"certainly!"

Xiao Lei smiled and said, "Then what can you teach me?"

The old Taoist priest pondered for a moment and said, "The magic in our sect is boundless, there are four sects of martial arts. Your uncle Wu Daozi and his three senior brothers all learned one of the four sects of martial arts."

After a pause, the old Taoist priest slowly said: "The first type, that is, your uncle Wu Daozi, is to ask the immortal to help the phoenix, learn Feng Shui and the eight techniques of Qimen. After learning it thoroughly, you can understand the secrets of heaven and know your destiny! From then on, you will seek good luck and avoid bad luck!"

Xiao Lei immediately rolled his eyes and said, "Wu Daozi and I have been learning about fortune telling for ten years. These abilities have been learned to be just a fortune teller. Most of them will be regarded as a liar in the world in the future... not to learn!"

The old Taoist priest laughed and said, "Then I will teach you the martial arts that my great disciple learned. He learned various schools of thought, all the world's miscellaneous learning, and entered the Tao with reason! After you have mastered it, you will be the best person in the world and become a superior person! Once you have attained enlightenment in the future, you will have the opportunity to ascend to immortality!"

Xiao Lei simply found a cushion on the ground and sat down, laughed and said, "What are the various schools of thought? Do you think it is still in ancient times? What is the use of learning those things? Now schools are all concerned about quality education. What is the focus of learning mathematics, physics and chemistry, and you are not afraid of traveling all over the world! I learned those various schools of thought. Do you think you are still a feudal dynasty and can take the top scorer in the exam? Well... don't learn!"

The old Taoist priest looked a little embarrassed and said again: "Then I will teach you the skills of my second disciple. He learned how to calm grain and fast, meditate and meditate, and refine the turbid energy of the five grains in his body. After learning it thoroughly, he can still achieve enlightenment once he turns into a feather and ascends to immortality!"

Xiao Lei simply raised his legs and said lazily: "What do you need to meditate and meditate? I have no food and fasting? I have no meat to eat. I wish I could eat delicacies every time! If you want me to eat vegetarian food and chant Buddha's name, it would be better to kill me to enjoy it. Don't learn or learn!"

The old Taoist priest gradually became sweaty on his forehead and gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Then I call you the three disciples of my disciples. He learned the technique of collecting yin and replenishing yang and combining the double xiu. In addition, he also practiced red lead, pharmacological needle stone, and refined pills! If he mastered it, if he could refine an immortal pill in the future, he could also take it and increase his Taoism and have the chance to ascend to immortality!"

When Xiao Lei heard the "Caiyin and replenish yang", his eyes lit up immediately and he couldn't help but say, "This technique is a bit Mingtang. Well, is the third disciple you mentioned that short and fat guy?"

The old Taoist priest couldn't help but wipe his sweat, his face was full of embarrassment, and he smiled and said, "Not bad."

Xiao Lei then calmed down his naughty look, thought carefully for a few seconds, and sighed: "Oh, this technique is quite interesting, but I'll have a headache when I hear the saying of alchemy. Old Taoist priest, don't you know? According to scientific proof, all the elixirs refined by ancient alchemists contain excessive lead! If you eat too much, you will become idiots! You will die... Well, don't learn it or learn it!"

The old Taoist priest finally saw anger in his eyebrows, and couldn't help but stand up and shouted, "I don't learn this, I don't learn that! What exactly do you want to learn?"

Xiao Lei finally showed a few unique cunning expressions on his face, his eyes shone in his eyes, and he laughed: "You said there are only these four martial arts in your sect, right? I ask you, that Qing Lingzi, what skills did he learn? I will learn the martial arts he practices!"

It turned out that after meeting Qing Lingzi on the way up the mountain, Wu Daozi said that Qing Lingzi is powerful and there are not many opponents in the world. This cunning little scoundrel immediately took his mind. At this moment, he had been wandering around with the old Taoist priest for a long time and finally expressed his ambition!

The old Taoist priest's face changed slightly, he looked at Xiao Lei a few times, and said in a deep voice: "The magic learned by Qing Lingzi is the most profound thing in this sect. The so-called great way is invisible. He practices the invisible method! This method is profound and wonderful, and it is the most profound method of becoming an immortal. After practicing it, the magic is extremely powerful. There is no opponent in the world. Even if he meets the immortals in the heaven, he can still win! But this method is too domineering, so he enters the Tao with martial arts! Wu Daozi and the others do not have enough blessings and qualifications, and they will not be able to practice in this life."

"Ah, I understand!" Xiao Lei laughed and said, "It turns out that Wu Daozi and the others practiced liberal arts, and Qing Lingzi practiced martial arts! How can I practice immortality and emphasize martial arts over literature? I heard that those literary things are soft, but they are the most powerful methods of powerful force."
Chapter completed!