Chapter 43 [The thief who stole underwear]
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[Sorry, today is one chapter, weekend, have dinner with your girlfriend. Three chapters will be updated tomorrow, which is considered compensation. I wish you all a happy weekend!]
In the evening, Lei Hu finally came.
He looked much more energetic, but his face looked a little embarrassed and angry, obviously he was extremely inferior to his blood dizziness. Xiao Lei couldn't help but pat his shoulder kindly to show comfort.
Then he whispered in his ear: "Oh, what should I do in the future if I am like you..."
Lei Hu stared at his eyes, his face full of confusion. Xiao Lei shook his head. It seemed that this stupid bull didn't understand.
Lei Hu's sister left in the afternoon. At this moment, Xiao Lei and Lei Hu were left in the house, while Ruhua pulled Lin Shanshan to the manor outside and wandered around - in her words, this was called reconnaissance terrain.
Well, basically speaking from Xiao Lei's point of view, it should be called: the female dinosaur patrolling his own territory...
While he was talking, he heard footsteps coming from outside. Two girls ran in with chirping. Ruhua rushed to the sofa and sighed: "I'm making a lot of money now. There are probably more than 100 acres nearby! God, rich people are so fucking luxury!!"
Lin Shanshan couldn't help frowning when she heard Ruhua's rude words.
Then Ruhua raised her eyelids and looked at Lei Roar, sneering: "Oh, the gorilla is here? Be careful, a lot of the furniture in the house is red."
Lei Roar's face immediately turned purple.
Xiao Lei sighed, pulled Laree and roared, and said with a smile: "Go out and have a look."
When the two of them went outside and sucked the fresh air, Xiao Lei felt relieved and couldn't help but sigh: "This place is better. When I was in Mount Emei, the air was so good. When I returned to the city, I felt like facing the chimney every day."
Lei Hu followed behind, with a very depressed expression. He couldn't help but sigh and turned around in three steps to look at the villa behind him.
"Big stupid." Xiao Lei giggled: "Don't I know what you are thinking? That's it. Since I have accepted your disciple, I can't just watch your disciple ignore your concerns... well..."
Lei Hu immediately said vigilantly: "How much do you want to charge?"
"Yi?" Xiao Lei smiled and said, "Why did your reaction so quickly this time? Not much, I let you touch Ruhua's claws... Well, it's the little hand of Ruhua girl. Give me 10,000. I let you hold Ruhua's body, you give me 50,000! Well... If I let you kiss Ruhua's mouth, you give me 100,000... If I let you cross circles with her... It's not worth one million! How about it?"
Lei Hu clenched his fists and gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! Deal!!"
Xiao Lei immediately laughed, pulled Lei and roared and left: "Come with me!"
The two turned to the back of the villa, and then Xiao Lei jumped gently, and his body seemed to be out of the gravity of the earth! He jumped a few meters from the spot and floated to the balcony upstairs!
"Silly, go ahead!"
I saw Xiao Lei throwing down a square and colorful thing.
Thunder roar was taken in his hand, and he calmed down and found that it was...
It is a pair of women's underwear of the largest size! There are also strawberry patterns on it...
Lei Hu was stiff on the spot, his hands trembling, and his eyes were almost glaring out.
Xiao Lei jumped down, stood in front of Lei Luo, and suddenly said in surprise: "Yi? Look at who is behind?"
Lei Hu turned around, and Xiao Lei suddenly pointed out Rufeng and quickly lit Lei Hu's body a few times. Lei Hu groaned, sat softly on the ground, and said angrily: "What are you doing?"
He felt that all his strength had disappeared, his body was soft, as if he was tied up by a rope, and he could not move at all.
Xiao Lei sighed: "Good apprentice, Master is to get your wish."
After saying that, Xiao Lei took a deep breath, then pinched his nose, and shouted with all his strength, "There are thieves! There are thieves who steal underwear!!!"
Lei Hu immediately panicked and said, "You you you you..."
Xiao Lei shouted at both sides in one breath, and a thick roar from Ruhua was already heard in front of him: "Who has stole my mother's underwear!!"
Xiao Lei smiled and lowered his voice, "Good apprentice, the opportunity is here!" After that, his body flashed and slipped away.
Poor Lei Hu sat on the ground with a terrified expression, holding the big shorts in his hand, looking like a flower, as if an angry Tyrannosaurus rex ran over, and saw Lei Hu sitting on the ground at first sight, and when her eyes fell on Lei Hu's hand...
Go wild!
Ruhua rushed up without saying a word and grabbed Lei Hu's neck. Her other hand opened five fingers and slapped it in the face.
Bang! It was crisp and loud, and then the female Tyrannosaurus fist and kicked each other, and they beat each other in a row.
Poor Lei Roar screamed in pain, but he had no strength, so he could only hold his head and shout: "It's not me! It's not me~! It's not me!"
Ruhua beat Lei and roared, then snatched her underwear from the ground and cursed: "Bastard! Don't look at who I am! You dare to steal my things! This is a high-end CK, I bought it after saving a month!"
Lei Hunter said with a bruised face and said with a sad face: "It's not me, it's..."
Xiao Lei finally appeared. He ran over from behind the house, looking panting, and shouted: "Where are the thiefs? Where are the thiefs? Who called out just now?"
Lei Hu was stunned, but didn't know how to speak. Xiao Lei had no choice but to shout, "I saw a man in black running towards the wall! Is he a thief?"
Lei Hu finally got enlightened, nodded repeatedly, and shouted: "Yes, yes, yes! I shouted when I saw someone stealing something! I just shouted!! The thief was seen by me, and he lost his thing in a hurry, and then ran away."
Ruhua said suspiciously: "It's really not you?"
Xiao Lei immediately said first: "It shouldn't be him, Lei Hu is such an honest person. Besides, he is so big on the balcony on the second floor, even if he is so big, he can't climb up."
Ruhua narrowed her eyes and looked at Lei Hu for a while, then said lightly: "Then, thank you...but..." She said viciously: "You have seen my underwear. If you dare to tell me about it in the future, you will be dead!"
After saying that, he kicked Lei Roar again, and then he left.
Xiao Lei giggled, walked to Lei Hu's side, patted him on the shoulder: "How is it? Apprentice? Give the money!"
Lei Hu was so angry that his forehead was bulging with blue veins, and he roared: "I'm a Circle! What money do you give me! Why are you hurting me!"
Xiao Lei spread his hands, his face full of innocent eyes: "Look, you said you wanted to touch Miss Ruhua's little hand. She hit you so many times just now, didn't you use your hands?"
He touched his chin again, muttering while pondering, "Well, by the way, she even kicked you. Now you have touched Miss Ruhua's feet. Isn't it for you to make a profit?"
After saying that, he reached out to take out his wallet from Lei Hu's pocket, took out a few bills, and smiled and said, "Okay, let's clear it up! Good disciple, Master will definitely help you to the end!"
Then he kissed the money hard and went back humming a little song.
Lei Hu was confused, not knowing whether he should be angry or happy, but when Ruhua beat him just now, the other party's "little hand" was indeed touched by him several times, and he couldn't help but feel a little happy again. For a moment, he sat there stupidly and was stunned.
At night, a left-behind gardener in the manor finally drove back from the city.
The gardener's surname is Fang. He is a left-behind person living in the manor. He usually takes care of the industry here. He looks only in his forties and looks honest and honest. He drove a small pickup truck into the manor. He met Xiao Lei and others first. He asked Lei respectfully, and then delivered some of the food he purchased to the kitchen.
Lei Hu respected this Uncle Fang very much, and did not have the airs of a young master at all. He then told Xiao Lei and the others that this Uncle Fang had been here for more than ten years. When Lei Hu came here to play since he was a child, he was Fang's care for him.
But for some reason, Xiao Leiyan looked at Fang Bo, who was so honest and honest, but seemed to have a little strange feeling in his heart.
He suddenly said, "Lei Hu, why are there no dogs in this manor?"
"dog?"
"Yes." Xiao Lei frowned and said, "Does Fang live alone in such a large manor? How can he take care of it alone? Generally, these staff stationed in suburban manors will raise one or two dogs to look at the door, or they may have a companion to relieve boredom on weekdays."
Lei Hu thought for a while and shook his head and said, "No. There are no dogs here."
He suddenly remembered something and said, "When I was young, I raised a purebred Scottish Shepherd. One summer I came here for vacation, but my dog ran around and lost. I took the people around for a day but couldn't find it. Later, after thinking about it, it was probably stolen, or maybe it was running up the mountain. Anyway, Fang Bo is alone here, and there is no people around, so it is mostly lost."
When Ruhua heard this, she suddenly said, "No one? If there is no one, how could there be a thief who steals my things?"
Her face was full of suspicion, and Lei Hu immediately avoided his eyes and did not dare to look at her.
Xiao Lei stopped joking with them anymore. A trace of light flashed in his eyes and said with a smile: "It's interesting, interesting."
He stood up, walked to the window, opened it, pointed outside and said, "You have been here for an afternoon today, and have you found anything?"
"What" the three of them looked confused.
Xiao Lei turned around and said slowly, "It's spring! Spring is the season for animals to grow. This is the foot of the mountain. There are no people on weekdays. There should be some hares, grass and snakes among the trees and grasses? But... haven't you noticed that it's a bit unreasonable to be quiet here?"
He pointed to the woods outside and said coldly: "I looked at the trees and there was not even a bird's nest!"
Xiao Lei took out a small compass-like thing from his arms, with a solemn expression, and walked to the middle of the room, facing south and north, holding the compass with one hand slowly pinched his fingers and calculating carefully, muttering the words: "Cankun, return, Wuwang..."
He suddenly turned his body and took two steps left, then turned his right again and took three steps, his face getting worse and wrong, and a sneer on the corner of his mouth, and finally put away the compass.
Then, Xiao Lei took out a string of metal bells from his arms, held them in his hand and jingled, and laughed, "Okay, I'll take you tonight to see a good show!"
He jumped up, gently mounted the bell on the ceiling, then stood in front of the three of them, and said seriously: "Don't sleep tonight, just in this hall! Follow my instructions, no one is allowed to leave!"
Chapter completed!