113 Don't Love Girls, Love Old Women, Affair in the Three Realms(1/2)
"The little woman's mother's surname is Jia, and her husband's surname is Mo. Unfortunately, her husband died early and she had a husband's family and inherited her ancestral property with her husband. She had a family of wealth and a thousand hectares of good land."
"Or maybe he had no children and had only three daughters. He was very unfortunate two years ago and lost his husband. His young wife was widowed. He was full of food this year. He left behind the land and family business, and no relatives in his family."
"Now all three girls are adults. They want to get married, but they can't give up their family business. They want to sit in the mountains to recruit husbands. The four are just right, and they don't know what they want to be honored." The old woman who turned into a Virgin Mary began to
Let out a sound, test.
After Wudang's Virgin finished speaking, the three daughters behind the screen walked forward one by one with laughter.
"The eldest daughter Zhenzhen, is twenty years old this year, and the second daughter is Aiai, is eighteen, and the younger daughter Lianlian is sixteen." said the Virgin Wudang.
When Zhu Bajie saw his three daughters, all of whom were full of life and fragrance, he couldn't help but illuminate his eyes and said to Chen Jiangliu in a low voice: "Master, this is a widow's family. He has a wealth of wealth and a wealth of fertile land. If he gets married,
Isn't this all ours?"
Chen Jiangliu sat quietly, holding a teacup in his hand, a gentleman, not close to women, and his eyes were not on the old woman's three daughters, but on the old woman.
Seeing that the master was indifferent, Zhu Bajie said to Sun Wukong: "Senior Brother, Brother Monkey."
Sun Wukong squatted on the chair, eating fruits and vegetables, and even smiled, "I have three thousand beauties in the harem in Huaguo Mountain. I'm stupid, my eyes are brighter. It's not so easy to be a son-in-law when I come to the house."
Monk Sha always looked honest and stood quietly without saying a word.
The old woman, who turned into a Virgin Mary, saw that Jin Chanzi was indifferent, so she secretly turned to Guanyin, Samantabhadra and Manjushri.
The three young women transformed by Guanyin, Samantabhadra and Manjushri all approached Chen Jiangliu with laughter.
When Chen Jiangliu saw the three shemale attacking, she was so scared that she had goose bumps all over her body and hurriedly said, "I am not interested in the little girl!"
"I never greedy for women!"
Guanyin, Manjushri and Samantabhadra, the three Bodhisattvas, listened to Jin Chanzi's words and felt very satisfied. It seemed that Chen Jiangliu still had the desire to seek Buddha and enlightenment!
I don’t want the son-in-law who comes to my door, and I’ll stand the test!
After Chen Jiangli finished speaking, she took the initiative to lean against the old woman and said seriously: "Mencius is compassionate. I believe that the donor's life is really difficult, but why do I not like the little girl!"
"It's better to do this. I would like to be Mrs. Jia's son-in-law, to be a father for Zhenzhen, love and Lianlian." Chen Jiangliu stared at the old woman with a serious look on her face.
Chen Jiangliu had already seen through it. The young girls in this room were all shemale men, but the old woman in front of her was a real female monk!
After Chen Jiangliu finished speaking, Guanyin, Manjushri, and Samantabhadra's three Bodhisattvas all looked shocked, "What? What is this Golden Cicada... what kind of hobbies do you have?"
"I don't like young and beautiful girls, but I don't like soft and glutinous girls, but I actually like old moms?"
"This... Chen Jiangliu won't have any mother-opathy, right?"
Guanyin, Manjushri, and Samantabhadra were confused.
On the side, the old woman transformed by the Virgin Mary was also shocked, but she didn't expect that the Golden Cicadazi would be so bold.
"Maybe he could see our identity." The Virgin Wudang guessed in his heart.
The old woman who turned into the Virgin Mary's face turned into a gloomy face, "I kindly call you as my son-in-law. I didn't expect that you, the monk, would be so rogue. Half of your feet had already entered the loess. How could you marry again?"
The old woman shook her sleeves and turned around and left.
Chen Jiangliu watched the old woman leave, and smiled on her face, "No? Then forget it."
"I am dedicated to Buddha, never approaching women, and are lonely!"
Chen Jiangliu turned his head and looked at the three shemale men in front of him, and got goose bumps all over his body. "I am tired, sorry, I'm going to sleep first."
After Chen Jiangliu said that, he led Sun Wukong out and wandered around the yard.
Monk Sha also went to feed the horses, and only Zhu Bajie was left in the main hall.
The backyard is covered with green cypresses and the house is close to the green mountains. A few pine trees are growing and several bamboo trees are stalked.
Chen Jiangliu walked slowly, and Sun Wukong followed behind him.
Sun Wukong scratched his ears and asked, "Master, are you really not close to women?"
"Cough cough cough!" Chen Jiangliu coughed twice.
"Wukong, even you can see their identities. How could you not see them when you are a teacher?"
"Along the way, remember to help your teacher pay attention to the female fairy. It is better to catch it by mistake than to let it go!"
After Chen Jiangliu finished speaking, he coughed twice and went back to the room to sleep.
Sun Wukong looked at the master leaving, and showed a knowing smile on his face, "Sure enough... the master is still the master..."
Along the way, Sun Wukong became more and more curious about his master. The master he imagined at the foot of Wuzhi Mountain was probably a serious Buddhist disciple...
But the master... seems not like this, he acts rudely and does not abide by Buddhist precepts. In short, it doesn't look like a pure Buddhist disciple!
"But the master's attainment in Buddhism is extremely high, and even Guanyin Bodhisattva is not his opponent..."
Throughout the journey, Sun Wukong did not dislike Chen Jiangliu, but got along very well.
Sun Wukong thought about it, and the shadow of that man appeared in his mind, Wei Shuyu.
"Next time I meet him, I can have a good chat..."
"No, I have to go and see the idiot. Since they were the ones who caused the trouble first, I, Lao Sun, can't be polite."
In the main hall.
Zhu Bajie had already started playing the game of "Datian Marriage", covering his red veil and touching everywhere.
The three women are quasi-saints Bodhisattvas, so it is not easy to deal with Zhu Bajie!
Zhu Bajie is like a headless fly, and he can never touch anyone.
Sun Wukong hid quietly outside the main hall and couldn't help but smile and shook his hand flower, "Idiot, let Brother Monkey help you!"
Sun Wukong pulled out a hair and blew it gently. After Zhu Bajie touched the monkey hair, he immediately seemed to have a perspective.
Zhu Bajie pretended to be stupid, not really stupid. After touching him for a long time, he couldn't touch anyone, and he knew that he was a fraud. The designation of these people was not simple.
"Okay, okay, okay, since you teased me, I'm not polite."
Zhu Bajie knew that Brother Monkey was helping him, and he opened up a perspective, pretending that he could not see anything, and deliberately groped around.
Zhu Bajie took advantage of the random groping and got close to the true girl transformed by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
Zhu Bajie played the role of trying to get, reached out to touch Lianlian, but turned around and hugged Zhenzhen.
Guanyin Bodhisattva was still thinking about Jin Chanzi's performance just now, but he did not notice Zhu Bajie's tactic of trying to get. He was accidentally hugged by Zhu Bajie in the waist.
Zhu Bajie was teased for a long time and wanted to take revenge in his heart. He became unscrupulous and attacked the true chest transformed by Guanyin Bodhisattva.
A pig's mouth arched around, and it was about to block the real mouth.
On the side, Manjushri and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva couldn't help but widen their eyes when they saw this scene, "Why did Guanyin fall into the trap?"
Guanyin's chest was attacked, her face changed, and she waved her sleeves and directly lifted Zhu Bajie out and knocked out of the main hall.
Click! The door of the main hall is closed.
Manjushri, Samantabhadra looked at Guanyin with a look of disappointment, and did not mention the incident of Guanyin being attacked just now. Who among the powerful people in the three realms knows that Guanyin Bodhisattva is a daughter and a man’s heart...
"Oh, my old pig's waist."
Zhu Bajie was knocked away and fell to the ground with a painful look on his face.
At this time, Sun Wukong walked out with a smirk and came to support Zhu Bajie.
"Didn't you, how did you feel just now?"
Zhu Bajie smiled and pulled Sun Wukong's arm, and whispered: "Brother Monkey, I really touched it just now, it's really there!"
"It's really true, it's not fake!"
"That feeling is round, soft, tsk tsk tsk... doesn't it seem fake?"
"Good Brother Monkey, tell me quickly, who changed the person I touched just now?" Although Zhu Bajie guessed that it was disguised by a god, he didn't know who it was.
If I really touched the female cultivator just now, I would definitely make a profit!
Sun Wukong held Zhu Bajie's ears, showed a mysterious smile on his face, and whispered: "Guanyin Bodhisattva!"
"ah?"
"The rumors are real? The body of a daughter... the heart of a man?"
"Make a lot!"
Zhu Bajie didn’t expect that the one who just attacked Guanyin Bodhisattva was just now, full, really full!
"Good brother, I want to sleep with you tonight." Zhu Bajie hurriedly hugged Sun Wukong, fearing that he would sleep alone at night and would be retaliated.
"It's easy to say, it's easy to say."
One night, quiet.
When it is dawn, there is no place for the courtyard.
The four masters and apprentices of Chen Jiangliu woke up in the wilderness.
Zhu Bajie woke up next to Sun Wukong, looked at his hands, and smiled, "Brother Monkey, I plan to not wash my hands for a year, what do you think?"
"Gonggonggonggonggonggonggonggonggonggonggonggong, don't wash your hands for a year, stay away from me when you eat."
To be continued...