Today is still the test chapter you know. It will be updated in twenty minutes. The number of words is the same as the official chapter. You can read it later!

1. As soon as the classmate met, he complained to me, saying that he had been sweating some time ago and sweating as soon as he fell asleep. The hospital had been having hundreds of examinations. Later, he found an old Chinese doctor to prescribe more than ten Chinese medicines. It didn’t work after drinking it, and it became more and more effective every day. I asked, “What happened later? How did you cure it?” As soon as I asked this, I obviously saw the corners of my classmate’s mouth twitching and said angrily: “I changed to a thin quilt.”

2. A friend of the second guy came to my house to play, and I gave him a cup of Sprite. He took it and put it on the coffee table and accidentally knocked it down. Sprite spilled out. The second guy looked green. He overturned my table, grabbed my collar and said, "Is there poison in the water in tmd?"

3. A few days ago, I met a big brother in the world. The big brother had a carp on both sides of his calves, one red and one black, the fish head on the left was facing up and the right was facing down, with a vigorous shape and a hideous face. During the meal, someone finally asked about the meaning of the tattoo. The big brother lit a cigarette and said, "I was born on March 15, 1976..." We all pricked our ears and waited for the next story that was destined to be bloody. The big brother posed for the cigarette and continued, "I am Pisces."

4. Go to the hospital to ask the experts if there is anything that can lose weight without dieting or exercise. The expert said there is. I asked urgently what it is. He said it was garlic. I thought it was wrong at first, but then I thought about it. It makes sense that garlic has the effect of burning fat to promote metabolism. The expert said that garlic can keep others away from you. The further away you are, the smaller you are.

5. A weak man is often bullied at school. In the morning, he is bullied by his classmates and is bullied by other classes after school. So one day he secretly brought a rope and ran to a wilderness, hung the rope on a tree, and then......

Sitting on it as a swing, I feel much better

6. A friend of mine told fortune last year that he was in trouble this year and would be deeply hurt by a woman who suddenly appeared. Yesterday, he was hit by an old lady riding an electric bike at the corner, and is still lying in the hospital.

7. Today I went to cut my hair. I saw the barber next to me saying to a girl: Beautiful girl, just perm her hair! We have a new set of 5,800 here, and it will definitely look good if you perm it. I wasn't this a cheating money. I stood up after a while. Girl, don't listen to his ugly pussy like you, nothing looks good. After that, I calmly went out. The girl kept chasing me, probably because she wanted to thank me. Oh! You're so polite.

8. A girl was punished to run around the playground for being late for class. Unexpectedly, it started raining and the girl had to run in the rain. This was a boy holding an umbrella to her and ran with him, and moved the umbrella to the girl's head. The girl recognized that the boy had been watching her from the side for a long time, and her face turned red in an instant, and she whispered embarrassedly: "I'm sorry, I have a boyfriend..." The boy lowered his head and thought for a moment, and said to the girl affectionately: "Do you want it? This umbrella costs ten...

9. Once I went to the hospital with acute gastroenteritis and it was so painful that my father came to see me and told me anxiously, why can't I even connect to a wifi in this hospital?

10. I confessed my love to the goddess today! She shyly asked me to wait for her at the school gate after school. I really couldn't believe that happiness came so suddenly! The long wait passed, but the moment I saw her figure, I slipped away quietly. I hated my cowardice, and the knife in the hand of the gangster wearing a big gold chain beside her.

11. Outside the window, it was raining. She looked at me with her eyes, "See parents." I couldn't help but feel shocked. It was the first time she said such words to me for so long. My eyes were filled with tears, and I was a little more swallowed. She asked tentatively: "Is it a bit early?" She was actually a little excited: "You dare to bargain! You haven't handed in your homework for two days! Call your parents!"

12. When I was a child, I went to the Internet cafe with a few classmates after school. As a result, my dad was caught while having fun. After I got home, my dad said softly: I was sweating all over, so I went to take a shower first. Suddenly, I felt that spring was coming, so I went to take a shower quickly. Just after taking off my clothes, my dad kicked the bathroom door open and held a whip and said: Little bastard! I usually ask you to take off your clothes and never take them off. This time I beat you to remember!

13. My friend came to me from the northeast to play. There were six people in a group, and I couldn't get in a car! So I stopped another taxi and planned to lead them! I repeatedly reminded them to follow closely to avoid getting lost! When I got on the car, I said to the master: "Master, someone follows us behind me!" The master nodded to me knowingly, jumped out of the accelerator, and walked around a few streets at a rapid speed, almost running a red light! When I recovered, the master said to me with a strange expression: "I have already been thrown away...

14. Today a boy confessed to a woman. In order to send him away, the woman told the boy: If you can give me a rainbow immediately, I will treat you. The boy replied: Where do you want it to appear? The woman stretched out her left hand and said: Here. So~~~ So the boy put the woman's hand on the ground and stepped on it red with force~~~~

15. Today I went to a banquet with my mother. Before I went there, my mother taught me to be sweeter when I went out. I said that when I saw other people's children growing up, I would praise the beautiful ones. If I really looked ugly, I would praise the taller ones. As a result, many people have already praised me for my tallerness after having dinner.

16. My wife was going to divorce me. Although I compromised and accepted it in the end, I still couldn't tolerate this cruel reality. I decided to take the opportunity to retaliate and find out the culprit. So on a sunny afternoon, she went out at the end. I saw her holding our divorce certificate and running towards a huge banner. "Single has a gift, buy one get one free for milk tea~~

17. Many years ago, I was eating ice cream at the door of my house. A child in the distance looked at my ice cream and swallowed his saliva. When I saw him feeling pitiful, I called him over and gave him a stool and said, Come, sit and watch... Many years later, I went to the woman's house on a blind date. She had a younger brother. His younger brother asked me, "Do you want to marry my sister?" I nodded and wondered what he meant. He pointed to the sofa behind and said, Come, sit and think about it."

18. Something happened at home today that caused my sister to cry. At that time, I realized that it has not changed for so many years. There is only one woman in the world. I will never allow others to cry, it is my sister. Because other girls are pitiful when they cry, but she is so ugly when they cry.

19. Just now, my money disappeared and I flipped through the dormitory... I still couldn't find it! My classmate lay on the bed and said leisurely: Maybe it fell to the ground, you sweep it down, maybe you can sweep it out... So, I swept it, but still couldn't find it. Looking at the clean dormitory, I found something...

20. The tomboy next door seemed to have finally realized the importance of finding a boyfriend, because her signature was changed to: Actually, I want to say that having a boyfriend is quite important. At least when the water pipe at home bursts, you can hand me a wrench...

21. When I was in junior high school, there was a very beautiful female classmate in the class. She was a very popular type in that era, with her twin ponytails, fair and refreshing... I once kissed her in front of many people while she was playing in the corridor. In fact, I didn't like her at all. I kissed her because her boyfriend was a gangster in the school. I like the feeling of being chased for a week, and being desperate.

22. When it was just dark, I passed by a residential community. A muscular man came across from him. Suddenly he started coughing. Then four or five men came over and coughed together. I was a little nervous. They were chasing the code? They didn’t want to rob, right? It wasn’t a traitor? I was a little scared and didn’t dare to run away. Until I walked to the place where they started coughing, I also coughed. Who cooked with peppers?

23. The handsome guy was waiting for the bus at the station. A beautiful woman smiled at him, so he put on a few looks, thinking she was very handsome... The beautiful woman smiled even happier. At this time, an aunt reminded: Young man, don’t stand on shit.
Chapter completed!