Chapter 665: This is not a joke

Chapter 665: This is not a joke

Although under the light.

When I saw the Jade Futon (Part 2), it looked like a vivid erotic picture. However, Chen Huan still read the book from beginning to end with the research spirit of humanities.

"Gah, I can't believe it. Although the postures are not complete, there are many that are very fresh and difficult." After Chen Huan read the last page, he couldn't help but marveled.

"Ah, this is so embarrassing. How could it be such a thing~~" Du Meiqi slapped Chen Huan's arm angrily and said shyly: "Chen Huan, you are such a beast. You are specially holding this kind of thing to show me."

Du Meiqi also read it with great expectations. After reading it, she blushed shyly and said a little shyly.

"..."

When Chen Huan saw Du Meiqi's performance, his head was covered with black lines.

Du Meiqi just looked at it more seriously than anyone else.

After realizing that there was nothing, I immediately turned around and blamed myself.

Suddenly Chen Huan discovered that the theory was correct. If a few girls were together, they would definitely be like a few men when they saw this kind of thing, analyzing which one has a beautiful body, which one has good endurance, and which one is the most comfortable.

.She is completely a female gangster.

But if there is a man and a woman, the woman has to act like a blank slate and even pretend to be ignorant about what a condom is. In fact, deep down in her heart, she has long been thinking about what size her man uses and whether it can be given to her.

Sexually blessed.

Du Meiqi shyly fell next to Chen Huan, and Chen Huan patted her with an "I understand" expression.

"Qiqi, stop pretending. Come and learn quickly. Let's see if we can practice some new tricks to make it more interesting." Chen Huan chuckled mischievously.

Although this cheat book is a bit cheating, and you probably won't be able to practice anything based on the things drawn on it, there are many postures in it that make Chen Huan feel fresh and new. Chen Huan is very interested in trying it.

"No. If you want to try it, just try it yourself." Du Meiqi hugged Chen Huan tightly and said shyly.

Chen Huan took the ancient book and flipped it back and forth several times. He tried to find out where this ancient secret book was valuable.

Because Chen Huan believes that the crazy old man will not trick him.

It can be seen from the crazy old man's expression that he is about to kneel down when he talks about Widow Wang. If you want to trick me, let's see who will send him a love letter tomorrow.

But after Chen Huan checked it back and forth several times, he still couldn't figure out the reason except for seeing those vivid erotic pictures in different positions.

Out of boredom, Chen Huan pushed Du Meiqi in his arms and smiled.

"Qiqi, let me tell you a joke to relieve your boredom."

Having said this, Du Meiqi became quite interested. She moved her head slightly, opened her beautiful eyes slightly, and looked at Chen Huan expectantly and nodded.

As a woman, I still like the man I love to talk and smile all the time and make myself laugh.

After getting Du Meiqi's approval, Chen Huan started talking slowly.

"In other words, there was an old couple who, when they were about to die, finally saw their first short movie. After watching it, both old people sighed heavily."

"The old woman felt strange and asked the old man, old man, why are you sighing?"

"The old man replied, after living for most of his life, he found that there are still so many postures that have not been used. It is really a waste."

"Hey, the old lady sighed heavily in agreement."

"Then, the old man asked again, old woman, what about you? Why are you sighing?"

"The old woman finally sighed heavily. It took me more than half her life to realize that that thing can be eaten raw."

After saying that, Chen Huan couldn't help laughing. He pushed Du Meiqi in his arms and asked, "Qiqi, is this joke funny? Haha~~"

Unexpectedly, after Du Meiqi heard this, she glanced at Chen Huan and snorted angrily: "Boring. Beast. Indecent, hooligan."

Why didn't Du Meiqi understand what that gangster Chen Huan was thinking? Not only did he want to try a new position with her, he also wanted to eat her raw.

Hum, delusion. Du Meiqi hummed heavily in her heart.

"Qiqi, do you just want to wait until you are old to regret it?" Chen Huan looked at Du Meiqi seriously and asked, his thoughts were almost known to everyone on the road.

"Boring. Sleep~~" Du Meiqi ignored Chen Huan, slid down in Chen Huan's arms, pulled the quilt over her body, and closed her eyes to rest.

When Chen Huan saw Du Meiqi's reaction, he showed a depressed expression. It seemed that the road to training was still very long.

After looking at it for so long, Chen Huan's eyes were a little sore. He felt that he couldn't see anything at all, so he was going to put away this cheating book. He might as well have a good sleep.

But just when Chen Huan took one last look with sore eyes and blurred vision, many mysterious red dots suddenly appeared on the secret book.

Chen Huan rubbed his eyes in disbelief and looked again. He found that the red spots on the figures had all disappeared.

Is this book a 3D three-dimensional abstract design? You need to use cross-eyed eyes to read it? Or do you need old eyes to see it clearly?

Chen Huan thought, and he quickly opened his eyes wide at the light. Under the light, Chen Huan's eyes were so illuminated that he almost burst into tears. Now Chen Huan once again took the secret book and put it under the light to look at it.

As expected by Chen Huan, the characters in the secret book were covered with red dots all over their bodies. Moreover, the meridians on both men and women were connected by blue lines.

Extremely clear.

Chen Huan couldn't help but be surprised. According to Chen Huan's knowledge, if he saw it correctly, the red dots on a man and a woman are the eight extraordinary meridians in the human body. And what are those blue guide lines?

But no matter what, this secret book had already begun to show its light, and Chen Huan was sure of his own thoughts. This was definitely not a cheating secret book, and there must be some big secret hidden in it.

In ecstasy, Chen Huan flipped through several more pages.

He found that with the different postures of men and women, the blue lines and directions were completely different, and there was a big red dot on the men and women in each picture, representing the end position.

Chen Huan became more and more ecstatic as he read it. It is not simple. This book is definitely not simple.

Maybe it’s the legendary, long-lost joyful Zen practice of both men and women.

If it is really a long-lost ancient secret book, a Buddhist treasure, and Huanxi Zen, Chen Huan feels that he has really made a fortune this time.

"Damn it, after you practice, if you put it up for auction, you'll definitely make money that makes you want to vomit." After Chen Huan saw that his eyes were sore, he looked back and cursed happily.

"What are you still arguing about? You haven't gone to bed yet." Du Meiqi, who was a little tired, couldn't help but push Chen Huan out and said. At this time, Du Meiqi had already fallen asleep.

Encountering such a surprise, Chen Huan naturally wanted to find someone to share it with. He quickly pushed Du Meiqi and said: "Qiqi, wake up quickly. There is a major discovery, hurry up."

Du Meiqi, who was about to fall asleep, seemed to ignore Chen Huan's call. She slapped Chen Huan with her delicate hand and warned Chen Huan not to call her again.

In this situation, Chen Huan felt that the best way was to treat the other person in his own way.

Without saying much, Chen Huan's big hand went around Du Meiqi's trousers, and then played lightly in Du Meiqi's valley.

When she moved, Du Meiqi's whole body trembled, and her sleepiness disappeared instantly.

She stared at Chen Huan with wide eyes, and said with a bit of anger: "Chen Huan, I have already told you not to listen to your jokes. Also, I will never agree to that.

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Du Meiqi was almost annoyed to death. She didn't expect Chen Huan to be so insidious and follow her in this move.

"Qiqi, this time it's not a joke. I discovered a big secret." Chen Huan showed the secret book in front of Du Meiqi with a smile.

"What kind of secret? I've been looking at it for so long, and it's not something shameful. What else can I see?" Du Meiqi said angrily.

"It's different this time. Look at the light bulb above quickly, and then read this book when your eyes are dim. I promise you will never regret it after reading it." Chen Huan said very seriously.

Du Meiqi looked at Chen Huan's serious and persistent expression, and she said, "I'll just believe you this time. If you let me know that you are playing with me, don't blame me for being rude to you. I won't let you do it for the first time."

Show me all three of your legs are broken."

"Qiqi, I want to teach you some biological knowledge. The third leg has no bones."

Du Meiqi glanced at Chen Huan and did not continue the argument. Instead, she followed what Chen Huan said and raised her head to look at the light bulb above. She only looked back when she saw that her old eyes were dim and sore.

Chen Huan also promptly placed the secret book in front of Du Meiqi.

"Well!"

When Du Meiqi saw it, she was slightly surprised. Sure enough, as Chen Huan said, there was another scene in the secret book.

"What do these red dots and blue lines mean?" Du Meiqi asked in surprise.

"The red dots are the eight extraordinary meridians, and the blue lines are the routes of luck." Chen Huan explained beside him: "If your guess is correct, this book is definitely a peerless martial arts book that combines both disciplines."

"Yeah, I can see that. But~~is this practice really effective?" Du Meiqi asked curiously.

"Hey, it's effective or not. We'll find out if we try it tonight." Chen Huan excitedly grabbed Du Meiqi and smiled: "Qiqi, how about we quickly memorize the first picture and then try it?"

"Ah, isn't this bad?" Du Meiqi is still a little shy. She and Chen Huan have only had a romantic relationship once. The last time was when they were drunk. This time she was asked to be sober, which was still a bit difficult for her to accept.

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"Think about it. Maybe there are some powerful martial arts secrets in this. If we master them, we might be invincible."

Chen Huan said to Du Meiqi in a seductive manner.

Now that she was talking, Du Meiqi was really tempted. She looked at Chen Huan and asked seriously: "Is this really okay?"

"I think it should be fine."

"Well, let's give it a try." Du Meiqi still couldn't stand the temptation of that peerless martial arts. After thinking about it for a moment, she bit her red lips and said.

As soon as she finished speaking, Chen Huan threw the secret book on the bedside, then turned over and pressed Du Meiqi on top.

"Beast, what are you doing? I still haven't remembered clearly." Du Meiqi cursed in panic.

"Well, let's warm up first, warm up first." Chen Huan, who was full of anger when he saw this erotic picture, didn't care so much.

Coupled with the probing of his fingers just now, he also knew that Du Meiqi had already entered the state.

Without thinking, he picked up his gun and mounted his horse.

"kindness."

"What a dead beast. How could you come directly!"
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