Chapter 887: I am an honest man
Chapter 887 I am an honest person
Chapter 887 I am an honest person887
After Chen Huan said the words "I am an arms dealer."
Qiu Longli couldn't help laughing. He even laughed so much that tears were about to come out. Qiu Longli looked at Chen Huan as if he were watching a funny joke.
Arms dealer? This is simply nonsense.
Deng Cuihua snorted in her heart. It seemed that this rag picker was already ashamed of himself in front of Qiu Longli. He was so frightened that he could even use the words "arms dealer".
Xiaozi was dumbfounded. In her mind, she remembered that her boss, Comrade Chen Huan, seemed to sell underwear and work on computers.
When did you upgrade to arms dealer?
This awesome guy is about to blow the world away.
Chen Huan watched Qiu Longli laughing wildly, and even Deng Cuihua looked at him with disdain. He didn't care at all, but took his big white sand and pumped it slowly. Chen Huan's expression seemed to be saying, "You love the letter"
Believe it or not, it’s up to you.
"Chen Huan, you said you are an arms dealer. You are not so poor that you smoke this kind of cigarette that only the poor smoke." Deng Cuihua asked with a sneer.
"Xiao Zi, I think you should change your company quickly. If you have a boss like this who is not even half honest, he will definitely be laughed to death if you tell him." Deng Cuihua ridiculed Chen Huan while not forgetting to take the opportunity to educate Xiao Zi.
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It's an obvious contrast. Although Qiu Longli is a bit shorter, in front of Chen Huan, he looks like a tall, handsome and wealthy man.
"Cuihua, you are wrong." Chen Huan retorted: "According to what you said, you rich people wouldn't do the things that poor people like us do?"
"Of course~~" Deng Cuihua nodded and said. She also smoked Dabaisha. Deng Cuihua felt that it was too cheap.
"Well, then poor people still have to go to the toilet. Don't you think Cuihua can do it?" Chen Huan smiled lightly and said, "Or do you not wipe your butt after going to the toilet?"
Deng Cuihua was speechless after being retorted by Chen Huan. She could only squeeze out a few words from her mouth, which were vulgar, unqualified, and impolite.
Deng Cuihua's face looked like constipation. Xiaozi wanted to laugh when she looked at it. Chen Huan's skill in irritating people was really good. He could actually make Deng Cuihua, a person who had been scolding people all day long, shut his mouth obediently.
Chen Huan looked at Deng Cuihua and had nothing to say. He flicked the ashes of his cigarette everywhere in a high-key manner. Then he looked at Qiu Longli with a bit of a smile.
"Xiao Qiu, look at you smiling so happily, don't you believe it?" Chen Huan showed a faint smile.
His smile seemed a bit enigmatic. If Chen Huan had put on a designer suit and sat here, it might have been able to scare people, but at this moment Chen Huan was just like a migrant worker, knowing that Erlang was talking proudly.
This is just bragging.
It was very difficult for Qiu Longli to hold back his smile. He still did not forget the purpose of today, which was to use Chen Huan to improve himself.
"Xiaozi, do you think your boss's words are credible?" Qiu Longli asked Xiaozi.
If even Xiao Zi feels untrustworthy, Qiu Longli can take the opportunity to severely attack Chen Huan, simply by speaking in plain words.
When Xiaozi encountered this problem, she shook her head in disbelief at first, but when she saw the calm and calm Chen Huan, she had to nod her head. With Chen Huan, everything seemed possible.
"Xiaozi, you all believe me. Don't you still believe it?" Chen Huan said mysteriously: "I'm only telling you about this. I hope you won't spread it out."
"Humph, even if I tell it, no one will believe it." Deng Cuihua said coldly.
Qiu Longli also nodded in agreement. You must know how profitable the arms business is. In the global black market, the arms business is higher than the drug business. So there are arms dealers, and are there any as miserable as Chen Huan?
"Chen Huan, I have also read the novel. Do you want to scare me with the bad plots in the novel?" Qiu Longli sneered somewhat smugly: "This kind of bad plot has been written in many novels.
You can still tell, don’t you think your IQ is too low?”
"Yes, actually you don't have to be big. If you tell us what kind of business you do, we won't laugh at you. Even if you are a street vendor." Deng Cuihua said with a smile.
The two of them didn't smile as they talked, but the smiles on their faces could not help but sneer at Chen Huan.
"I am an honest person, and I will never lie." Chen Huan ignored the contempt of the two people. He became very serious and said: "At least you don't have to believe the bad parts of the novel, because what I said is
To be honest, how about I take you to see it?"
"Mr. Chen~~Actually, we~~" Xiaozi gave Chen Huan a tug. The bullshit got bigger and bigger, and Xiaozi lost confidence in Chen Huan.
Arms are strictly controlled in China, and arms dealers all over the world keep a low profile. How about someone as high-profile as Chen Huan who dares to shout here?
"Haha~~Chen Huan. You really think we are three-year-old children. Do you think we will believe your nonsense if you say this?" Qiu Longli clapped his hands and laughed proudly.
"Xiaozi, you boss is really too naive. Why don't you come to our company? How about you being my assistant?" Qiu Longli took the opportunity to win over Xiaozi, and at the same time kept repeating one sentence.
."Arms dealer? Huh~ha~Oh my!"
Every time Qiu Longli said this, he couldn't help but look at Chen Huan, and then laughed again.
In Qiu Longli's heart, he felt that his own momentum intimidated Chen Huan and made Chen Huan talk nonsense here.
Qiu Longli also had to admire himself. He was so knowledgeable that he would never be intimidated by Chen Huan's bad lies.
"Chen Huan, the joke you told today is funny enough. But I think you should go back first. Don't embarrass yourself here." Deng Cuihua pointed to the door of her house. She had long disliked Chen Huan.
"Aunt Deng, don't worry. It's been a long time since I've seen someone brag about something so funny." Qiu Longli stopped Deng Cuihua. He also wanted to find an opportunity to hit Chen Huan.
"This is not a joke, everything I said is true." Chen Huan reiterated without forgetting.
Xiaozi really wanted to touch Chen Huan's head. She wanted to see if Chen Huan's forehead was burned. But she could see that Chen Huan's expression was very serious, not joking at all.
"Haha~~"
Chen Huan's seriousness made Qiu Longli and Deng Cuihua burst into laughter. Both of them laughed so hard that they were out of breath.
Both of them believed that Chen Huan was not only a migrant worker, but also had a problem with his IQ. He seemed extremely low. No one would believe such nonsense.
"Mr. Chen, why don't you tell the truth?" Xiaozi asked Chen Huan in a low voice.
As long as Chen Huan shows his true identity, the two star companies in Nanhai City will be enough to look down on Qiu Longli.
But Chen Huan not only didn't say it, but made up something that no one could accept or even believe.
"Don't you believe me too?" Chen Huan asked Xiaozi with a smile.
Chen Huan understood why Qiu Longli and Deng Cuihua laughed so loudly. These two people were just looking down on others. It would be pointless for him to say how rich he was. But, if he came up with something different
, so that they don’t dare to say anything, that’s how exciting it will be.
Let them laugh enough first.
"No~ no." Xiaozi shook her head quickly, she dared to doubt Chen Huan. "It's just~~"
Xiaozi was just afraid that Chen Huan would be ridiculed by these two people and be miserable.
"Okay, don't worry. It's okay. Let them laugh until they have enough." Chen Huan patted Xiaozi's thigh.
"Yeah~~" Xiaozi became much more well-behaved now.
Originally, Qiu Longli and Deng Cuihua were laughing happily, but when they were laughing, they found that Chen Huanzheng and Xiaozi were whispering, as if they were very intimate, and they stopped laughing immediately.
The most uncomfortable thing is Qiu Longli. He is obviously much better than Chen Huan here, but Xiaozi just ignores him, but towards Chen Huan, Xiaozi is like a little woman, very well-behaved.
Deng Cuihua also cursed secretly, no wonder Xiaozi's family is still poor, they are too short-sighted.
I don’t even want a rich, handsome man, but I am so close to a man who looks like a hanging silk.
"Cough~~" Qiu Longli coughed heavily, and then he raised his voice and said: "Chen Huan, you are talking about your arms dealer, right?"
"That's right." Chen Huan nodded in agreement.
"I don't know, can you take us to see your arms?" Qiu Longli asked with a smile: "For example, if you have a Desert Eagle, what kind of gun do you have an AK47?"
"Hmph, a water gun is enough." Deng Cuihua was more direct.
"Yes." Chen Huan nodded and said, "As a decent arms dealer, how could he not have such a gun? But I don't dare to take you to see it. I'm just afraid that you will be responsible."
"Oh?" Qiu Longli became more and more proud. He was about to expose Chen Huan's big lie. "Is it a lie? Why are you afraid of showing it to us?"
"I'm afraid of scaring you." Chen Huan said lightly, "Because people who know this secret never live too long."
Chen Huan said it quite naturally.
Qiu Longli looked at it and found it extremely ridiculous.
"Don't be afraid, just take me to see it. I'm not afraid of this kind of thing." Qiu Longli said with a smile.
"Oh, to be honest, I haven't seen it yet. I want to see it too. Anyway, I'm not afraid of this kind of thing." Deng Cuihua also said.
Qiu Longli and Deng Cuihua were both very sure that Chen Huan was definitely a liar. But they had never seen such a downtrodden arms dealer.
Xiaozi looked at the serious expressions of the two people, and she felt a little nervous. Is Chen Huan's pride going to be blown? At that time, she didn't know why these two bitches were laughing at Chen Huan.
"Are you two sure?" Chen Huan asked again.
"Of course!" Deng Cuihua and Qiu Longli said very firmly.
"Okay, I'll take you to have a look." Chen Huan thought for a moment and then said to the two of them.
Chapter completed!