Font
Large
Medium
Small
Night
Prev Index    Favorite Next

Don't rape all of us, Buddha blesses you!

"Warming the bed? Huh!" Cao Dan snorted coldly, "Then wait until you have the ability. I can't insult you at will!"

"Hey, do you want to resist?" Shuilong was somewhat interested in Cao Dan. "I want to see how much you weigh and whether it's worth warming my good girl's bed. I guess you'll just ration it."

My girl is just licking her toes!"

Cao Dan was so angry that he was itching his teeth, "Looking for death!" His eyes were stunned, and he immediately ran over, wanting to board the pirate ship and kill the hateful water dragon with one palm.

The water dragon god calmly raised his chin slightly to his side. This small movement was caught by Yu Shengjun. Generally, people who can have such movements and expressions are not ordinary people.

The men beside him understood, and immediately two people jumped off the boat and faced Cao Dan.

Cao Dan, who was unarmed, fought with the two water dragon's men. After several fights, there was no winner. From Cao Dan's skills, Fu Yushu and others felt that Cao Dan was different from ordinary people. He usually never behaved like a fool.

Cao Dan from Wu Shi was actually so good at martial arts!

However, after several fights, Cao Dan was gradually at a disadvantage, and soon the two attackers from Shuilong kicked Cao Dan in the chest with all four legs, causing Cao Dan to step back to avoid the lethality of the two feet.

, finally retreated to Yu Shengjun and the others, and were supported steadily by Yu Shengjun. When the two subordinates of the water dragon saw that Cao Dan had been retreated far enough by them, they stopped their movements one after another, and they were far away from each other.

Yu Shengjun and others are five meters away.

Yun Lei was about to go up and teach the two men a lesson, but was stopped by Xiao Xiong, "You can't beat them, don't go and die!"

"Are we going to let them manipulate us like this?" Yunlei became angrier as he thought about it. I said this in a straight tone.

The water dragon spoke again with a smile, "These guests are all very good-looking. I think my good girl will fall in love with her at the first sight. It would be a pity to kill you now because you have such good fabrics. How about I go back and see you there?"

My girl?"

Shao Qi clenched his fists. He could no longer endure the humiliation of this bastard. He just had the idea of ​​beating someone, but was stopped by Xiao Xiong.

!”

The water dragon was surprised, "You are still unmoved? Well, in order to save some trouble, I will do something serious!" After saying that, he raised his hand and lowered it again.

Immediately, the archers on the boat moved out fiercely, and the attacks from three sides of bows and arrows made Yu Shengjun and others even start to breathe slowly.

The surrounding pirates ran over one after another and put their sharp weapons on the necks of Yu Shengjun and others who did not dare to resist casually. Then, Yu Shengjun and his friends' hands and feet were tied up.

However, before Cao Dan had time to curse, he suddenly received a heavy hammer on the back of his head. Then, he rolled his eyes and fainted...

——

When they woke up again, Yu Shengjun and others had been tied up by Wu Huada in a woodshed.

Yu Shengjun was the first to wake up. He originally wanted to move, but then he realized that his feet were tied together and his hands were tied behind his back. He looked around and found that others were also tied up. He clicked

The number of people, luckily, no one was missed...

Others woke up one after another.

Cao Dan looked at everything around him in astonishment, "Where is this?"

Yu Zichen said: "Woodhouse."

"Alas," Cao Dan sighed, "We can't fight, and we can't escape. From the moment we boarded the ship and set out to sea, we embarked on a road of no return. If we can leave alive, I think it will be unless the Buddha opens his eyes.

!”

Xiao Xiong chuckled, he was more relaxed than the others, "Just look at it, as long as we are still alive, there will be a way out!"

Yunlei thought of something and asked everyone: "Do you think there is something wrong with this water dragon?"

"Why do you say that?" Fu Yushu asked with a smile.

Yunlei said: "If there was nothing wrong with him, why did he arrest so many men to warm his sister's bed? What did he, the elder brother, think of such an immoral thing?"

Yu Shengjun pulled his lips and said contemptuously: "You also said that I am a pirate and a thief. What kind of customs can a pirate and a thief tell the world? What kind of customs can he tell us? They do it happily, and they don't care what the world thinks about it?"

"Well," Lu Yitang nodded and said with the same feeling: "This is the nature of pirates and thieves!"

Thinking of that arrogant person, Cao Dan immediately swallowed his throat and said, "My mother, if that kind of person doesn't taint my eyes, how can he still have a girl? I guess this girl has the same virtue as him!"

Yu Zichen teased him, "Maybe this girl will like you and assign you to warm her bed!"

Cao Dan immediately refused, "I don't want it. It's such a hot day, and I don't have someone to fan the fan. Do you want me to warm the bed for that thief woman? I really don't want it. I won't be willing to let her bed get wet with sweat."

If you dare to insult me, bah!"

"Xiao Cao," Fu Yushu said in the tone of someone who has come before, "this warm bed is not a warm bed!"

"Huh?" Cao Dan frowned.

Everyone else understood, and they all burst out laughing.

Cao Dan was so angry that he asked Fu Yushu anxiously, "Brother Fu, I know that you are knowledgeable, but don't always beat around the bush when you talk. Please explain it clearly to me, why is this bed warmer not that other bed warmer?"

Fu Yushu simply laughed to the end and did not intend to explain it so quickly!

Cao Dan turned his attention to Shao Qi, who already had a fiancée, "Brother Qilin, you must know the meaning of that sentence. Tell me, what does it mean? You all smile so deceitfully, you really messed with me.

Confused!"

After Shao Qi suppressed his laughter, he said to Cao Dan seriously, "Guess it yourself, take your time!" After saying that, he continued to laugh.

"Good brother!" Yun Lei shook his head at Cao Dan and sighed, "This warm bed is really not that warm bed!"

At this time, Cao Dan's face turned red with anger, "I don't know what it means. If I can guess it, why would I need to ask you so anxiously? I won't tell you, right? Then I'll ask.

..." He glanced at Yu Shengjun, then at Lu Yitang, and finally his eyes stopped on Yu Zichen, with a smile, "Brother Zimo, you are the best person, and you are also married, so what do you mean by that sentence?

mean……"

Yu Zichen only explained the meaning of the first half of the sentence, "The bed warmer mentioned by the water dragon is not for you to warm his sister's bed quilt!"

Cao Dan then asked: "That is?"

What Yu Zichen wanted to say, but when the words came to his lips, due to the presence of many brothers, he couldn't explain clearly, so he stopped saying, "It's enough to know what it means. The rest...you can guess it yourself, it's not complicated!"

Cao Dan looked frustrated, how could he not tell him even though he was the youngest? Not giving up, he turned his attention to Xiao Xiong and smiled again, "Platoon leader, I don't know whether you are married or not.

If you have someone you like, you must be

You must know the general meaning of that sentence, right? Just think of it as a theoretical class and tell me. If you don’t tell me, I will be suffocated to death. Moreover, I am tied up so much.

It's so tight, what if it breaks?"

"Uh..." Xiao Xiong was stunned. He couldn't do it if he was asked to embarrass a person, but he understood the meaning of that sentence, but he couldn't describe it. "I'm sorry, Xiao Cao, the platoon leader can't help you.

Busy, the platoon leader can’t describe it!”

Cao Dan looked frustrated again, but still refused to give up. He turned his attention to his love rival and said without being very polite, "Lu Yitang, do you know?"

Lu Yitang's reply was not polite, "Of course I know!" When Cao Dan's face was happy, he suddenly turned his face to the side arrogantly, "Why should I tell you? Who are you to me?" He is just a love rival.

.

"Okay," Cao Dan said feebly, "you guys can be ruthless, right? If you don't tell me, fine, I won't ask, I'll just hold it in! I'll hold it in until I die! Huh! A bunch of unloyalty guys, it's no use knowing each other.

You guys!"

"Hey," Xiao Xiong said in confusion, "Xiao Cao, you have asked all of us, why don't you ask Huang Xuan?"

"He?" Cao Dan looked helplessly at Yu Shengjun, who was concentrating with his eyes closed, and couldn't help but sigh at Yu Shengjun, "Brother Yu is neither married nor has a sweetheart, so asking is in vain, I might as well just ask

Don’t bother Brother Yu anymore!”

Yu Shengjun opened his eyes at this time, meditated for a moment, and thought about how to tell Cao Dan. After thinking about it, he said: "Xiao Cao, you have been teased by them in turn and you don't even know it. Warming the bed is not

It means to warm the bed for sleeping. This is a foreshadowing. There is another meaning behind it, which is to warm the woman's bed. It is intended to let you spend the first moment with her! Now, do you understand? This is what they call this warmth.

The bed is not that warm bed!”

At this time, Cao Dan understood and stared at the others with murderous eyes. Xiao Xiong and the others were very sensible, and they all turned their faces away to avoid the murderous gaze.

"It was definitely you who warmed that thief's bed, not me!" Cao Dan said with certainty.

"Oh?" Lu Yitang raised his eyebrows and asked, "How can you be sure?"

Cao Dan's answer made everyone vomit blood, "Because I'm young, and I'm still a green-haired boy. To that second lady, mine... is smaller, and yours is bigger, so she will consider you first!"

"

"You kid," Shao Qi was speechless, "you actually call yourself 'little' for a girl, you have no ambition!"

Cao Dan smiled and said: "I don't mind if I don't want this kind of ambition, I'll give it to my brothers generously. Look, I love a few of my brothers more."

Everyone despised him!

At this time, there was movement outside the door. Yu Shengjun noticed it and immediately hissed to the others, "Someone is coming."

Immediately, everyone pretended to have nothing to do and looked at the woodshed.

The door of the woodshed was opened. Although everyone pretended to be looking elsewhere, they were all squinting at the door with their spare corners or other eyes. After seeing a maid opening the door, she ordered the strong men behind, "Ms.

She said that she wants to see everyone at once and take them to the lady's room quickly!"
Chapter completed!
Prev Index    Favorite Next