Let's eat shit sir you're disgusting!
"Ugh--" After glancing at the "dishes" on the table, many people couldn't resist the urge to vomit. They buried their heads on the ground and spit out a mouthful of sour water.
Tang Lin walked slowly around the long table, keeping her eyes peeled from everyone's extremely painful expressions. Seeing how everyone treated the meals she carefully prepared for them, she shook her head sadly, "Oh, sir, I worked tirelessly to fight for you.
You should have liked the meal that came out of the imperial kitchen the first time you saw it, but now, what have you given me in return, sir?"
Shao Qi resisted the urge to vomit, stared at the food on the table, pointed at the food and said angrily: "I dare to ask Instructor Tang, have you ever seen such a meal? May I ask Instructor Tang, what kind of food are these? Imperial Kitchen Room
Come out? Hehe, I didn’t say they came out of the cesspit, it’s already pretty good!”
Tang Lin pretended to be surprised, "Ah! Don't you like these dishes? If you don't like them, you don't like them. Why do you say they came out of a cesspool? Qilin, do you have any taste...?"
"I'm sorry, sir, I really don't have such...taste!" After saying that, Shao Qi could no longer hold back and began to vomit on the bottom of the table.
Yu Shengjun, who had his back to the door, turned his eyes to the long table. After taking a glance, his throat couldn't help but tighten, and even he had the urge to feel sick. Tang Lin, Tang Lin, he really underestimated this little woman.
, the methods of torturing people are really unflattering.
I saw the previous dishes on the long table. Each dish was the same. There were "gray-yellow poop", "turquoise coiled snake", "black bumblebee" and other disgusting dishes, and there were whole plates of them.
Chili peppers. The most vomiting thing is the large plate of "gruel" in the middle. The orange gruel has specks of dark yellow residue inside. This plate of "gruel" makes people feel uncomfortable just looking at it.
Like what you get when you have diarrhea... loose stools!
There was not a single plate of meat on the whole table.
For Shao Qi and the others, if they take one more look at that plate of "gruel", they will go crazy!
Tang Lin then walked around the long table. Bowls, chopsticks and spoons had been placed on the edge of the table, and every dish had been divided for everyone. No one had more or less, and no one had less or more.
"The people in the kitchen have already divided the food for you, so don't worry about how little you have. Since it has been divided, eat it while it's hot. Oh, by the way, I forgot to tell you, when the emperor issued an order
But it is clear that whoever wastes a grain of rice or a spoonful of soup will be punished by having to cultivate rice for the royal family for the rest of his life. Okay, everyone can start, please enjoy."
However, everyone was vomiting heartily. Some of them couldn't bear it anymore and rushed to the door, intending to open the door and go out to get away from this terrible place. However, the door could not be opened no matter how hard it was. It seemed that the door was locked.
Tang Lin folded her hands lightly, looked at the people who opened the door elegantly, and said slowly, "After we came in, the door was locked, and there were imperial guards standing guard outside. Even if you kicked the door open, you would still have to leave."
We don’t want to open a canteen.”
Now, everyone is just going crazy.
"Hurry up and start," Tang Lin urged unhurriedly, "I'm still waiting for you to go back to your room to sleep after eating. I'm so sleepy."
"Can I not eat it?" Cao Dan looked at Tang Lin with tears in his eyes and begged pitifully.
Tang Lin looked at his innocent eyes, smiled gracefully, shook her head, and refused gracefully: "No... okay!" As soon as her eyes turned, her attitude also changed 360 degrees, and her body
The air conditioner exploded instantly, "Whoever hasn't finished their portion tonight will go to plow the fields and plant rice!"
Yifeng acted as a corrector, holding a stick and going up to correct the students who were sitting incorrectly.
"Is your waist broken? Sit down, sit down."
"And you, what are you looking at? I'm talking about you, sit upright!"
"Still vomiting? If you vomit again, I'll put the cloth in your mouth and weigh it!"
After some adjustments, the sitting postures of the twenty or so students were finally correct. However, facing the food on the table in front of them, they wanted to vomit, but they could only spit it into their mouths and then swallow it back into their stomachs. The painful food was
His expression made the Royal Saint who was standing aside keep laughing. Although there was no sound, the level of gloating was definitely strong enough.
Yifeng passed by Shao Qi, stretched out his hand and patted the back of Shao Qi's head twice. Huo Dadi urged, "Why are you stunned? Eat!"
Shao Qi endured the anger. Damn it, who has dared to pat him on the head like this since he was a child?
Fu Yushu swallowed his throat as he looked at the pile of "delicious food" in front of him. He had been stung by wasps today and his whole body was feverish. If he finished another plate of chili peppers, his stomach would probably bloom by tomorrow.
But in order to avoid ending up farming rice all his life, Fu Yushu gritted his teeth, then picked up his chopsticks,
However, when he wanted to eat the non-disgusting "chili" first, Tang Lin suddenly said: "Since you have set an example first, it deserves praise. Let me tell you, this is a dinner that pays attention to etiquette and eating methods. You didn't
I have eaten, so I will patiently hand it over to you next. Pick up your spoon first,"
Everyone just looked at Tang Lin with stunned expressions and did not follow suit!
Yifeng suddenly shouted expressionlessly: "Take a spoon..."
No one dared to offend Yifeng, so everyone picked up the spoon obediently and very quickly.
Tang Lin twitched the corner of her mouth and smiled slightly, her posture was very much like that of a flight attendant, her voice was sweet but not greasy, soft but not low, making people feel numb, "Gentlemen, please taste the first dish first - Atmosphere Yunjuan
.”
Everyone moved their heads here and there, just to find an "atmospheric cloud".
Cao Dan looked at the pile of "disgusting food" in front of him. Not to mention the atmosphere, he didn't even see clouds. "What are the atmospheric clouds, sir?"
Tang Lin approached the table, stood beside Cao Dan, lowered her head and pointed at the plate of "gray-yellow stool", "This is the atmospheric cloud!"
"Ah!" They all made weird sounds.
I don’t know who said it, but he has a bad temper, “You made us eat shit from the first portion, sir, you are so abominable!”
Tang Lin pretended not to understand, "Ah, shit? This is clearly an "atmospheric cloud", how could it be shit."
Cao Dan's face slowly turned pale as he faced the pile of "shit" in front of him, "This is obviously like shit, how can I swallow it!"
Tang Lin's expression changed instantly, and she said coldly: "You have to swallow even if you can't." She looked at her watch, "I'll give you three minutes. When the three minutes are up, if anyone hasn't finished eating, I'll ask you
He goes to plow the fields!”
As soon as she finished speaking, Tang Lin heard the sound of chopsticks colliding with plates. She saw that most people closed their eyes and swallowed the unpalatable "shit".
Seeing these people suffering and enjoying themselves, Yifeng felt broken!
After eating, he realized that this "atmosphere cloud roll" was made of flour. Cao Dan didn't feel so painful now.
Soon, three minutes were up, and when Tang Lin called out, everyone stopped using their chopsticks.
Tang Lin looked at their plates, and sure enough they were all empty, "Very good, they're all finished. Then let's eat the second dish. Did you see the pot of "soup" in the middle of the table? It has a very gorgeous
The name - Jiuzhuan Dabujin Decoction."
Someone complained in a low voice, "It's obviously just shit."
Everyone can accept the "atmospheric clouds", after all, the shape is acceptable, but the color of these "soup" is really unflattering. This is not soup at all, it is clearly made from the thin feces excreted by the human body.
"Drink, it's very profitable!" Tang Lin said with a smile.
Cao Dan took a spoon and took a spoonful, put it to his nose and smelled it. He immediately let go of the spoon and lowered his waist to vomit. While vomiting, he protested, "Is that soup made from noodles? Is it the real porridge in the human body?"
!”
Upon hearing this, everyone showed a look of fear, and then they all covered their noses with their hands.
Tang Lin stretched out her hand, realized it, and immediately came over, then gave her the whip in her hand, and then stepped back to a corner. She walked around the table with a rope, and one or two students had two whips on their backs.
, "If you don't want to eat the whip, drink it quickly, don't let me say it a second time!"
Immediately, a swarm of bees gathered around the pot and started eating.
Tang Lin glanced at it and then gave Yu Shengjun a wink.
Not long after, the "Nine-turn Dabujin Decoction" was robbed and eaten, and not a drop was left.
Tang Lin, on the other hand, continued to explain "how to eat", "Now, let's taste the third dish - Azolla."
Now, there is no need for Tang Lin to remind you, many people already know which dish "Manjiang Red" is. Except for the plate of red peppers on the table, no one is red. And the peppers are the smallest and hottest.
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"No, sir," Yunlei said helplessly, pointing to the big and small bags on his body, "We are already very angry. This chili is very hot. If you eat it, your stomach will definitely bloom tomorrow!"
Tang Lin smiled and said: "You can apply not to eat," her face turned cold, "You want to be a cow plowing the fields, right? Then I will help you!"
Immediately, Yunlei diligently took the plate of chili and put it in front of him, and began to devour it. The reason why he was eating in such a hurry was because he didn't want to plow the fields. Others were heartbroken when they saw him eating in such pain!
"A true man, there is nothing he can't overcome!" Shao Qi became heartbroken and started to use chili peppers.
The other people didn't want to pretend to be cows plowing the fields, so they all bit into the chili peppers. But the chili peppers were so spicy, what they ate was not the chili peppers, but the anger. Their wounds were so painful that they were about to burst.
The internal organs were also in turmoil.
Yu Shengjun had been shaking his head helplessly in the corner. When he met Tang Lin, these students were really too innocent. Who else would dare to offend Tang Lin in the future? It would be strange if she didn't make her collapse!
One night, Shanglin Garden was filled with complaints.
Early the next morning.
Chapter completed!