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This little brother is not that little brother.

She originally thought that such a question would not remind the reserved ancients of sensational answers, but Tang Lin was wrong. Suddenly, she realized that she liked Xiao Xiong, an honest man, too much. She resisted the urge to laugh.

He raised his eyebrows and asked Xiao Xiong seriously, "Oh? How did you determine that the answer is...little brother?"

At this time, someone stood up and said very puzzledly: "That's not right. Before the little boy reaches adulthood, he also has hair on his arms and feet. Concubine Tang asked what things will mature once they grow hair. Little brother, this

The answer does not match!"

Oh my God! The ancients were so honest! Tang Lin suppressed her laughter. She realized that if she continued to ask questions, sooner or later she would not be able to hold back the laughter. People who just analyzed the answer of 'little brother' were too naive.

Really? You don’t know what Xiao Xiong said: ‘This little kid is not that little kid’.

Tang Lin looked away from Yu Shengjun and glanced around. Seeing that no one had figured out the answer yet, she decided not to waste time anymore and said to everyone: "Don't guess, everyone. I'll tell you."

Please give me your answer!"

Many people wiped away their sweat and said, "It's simple, it couldn't be simpler!"

Everyone was waiting nervously.

Tang Lin analyzed: "Everyone here must have eaten corn. When corn is mature, it will grow those whiskers. In layman's terms, those whiskers are hair. This answer is simple, right?"

Someone asked: "It's not a little boy, that's..."

Many people are confused when they hear this.

After getting Yu Shengjun's consent, Tang Lin thought for a while, then faced everyone and said: "Let me see it this way, I will tell you five questions in a row, and later you can answer them all together, or you can answer them individually. These five questions

The questions are: 1. What will happen to a fat man if he falls from the 12th floor? 2. The Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest, the second, and the third. Who has the hottest figure? 3. How much is a heart worth? 4.

Why do foxes often fall? Fifth, why does Guanyin Bodhisattva go to the Guanyin Temple to worship herself?"

After hearing the man's question, Xiao Xiong said "uh" in embarrassment. He originally wanted to be the first to give the answer to show off his authority. Although it was a bit hard to say, it was more or less a reasonable answer. Now that I think about it, I really regret answering this answer.

"Ahem!" Tang Lin pretended to be serious and coughed twice on the stage, signaling to Xiao Xiong who was still hesitating, "Watcher Xiao, can you speak?"

Immediately, everyone suddenly realized that they understood the meaning of 'Little Brother'. After realizing this, everyone showed expressions of embarrassment or gloating. It turns out that once 'Little Brother' grows hair...

Represents maturity? This answer is...a bit...

Xiao Xiong glanced around and realized that many people's eyes were fixed on him. He really regretted it. If he had known there would be such an embarrassing situation, he shouldn't have been the first to tell the answer. Such an order

Teach him how to analyze the answers that are difficult for people to explain.

Tang Lin said: "Use your imagination and look at the things you have come into contact with on a daily basis. Are there any things that will mature once they grow hair? The answer is really, really, really simple, so simple that... it can't be any more

It’s easy! I believe that everyone here has come into contact with it, and it is closely related to your lives. It is a thing that will not become extinct for thousands of years!"

Everyone looked at her at this moment, their lips pursed, but they couldn't say anything.

Tang Lin held back her laughter and remained silent.

With this in mind, one of the brothers in the audience joked, "The 'little earth brother' will not become extinct for thousands of years~"

Concubine Hua was surprised and said, "No way?" She said with a weird expression and an awkward voice, "It's... that place in the human body?"

A sly light flashed in Tang Lin's eyes. She felt itchy. She felt sorry for not teasing Xiao Xiong. "Guard Xiao, tell me, why do you think the answer is 'little brother'?"

Everyone nodded, acquiescing to Tang Lin's words.

How could Yu Shengjun, who was so full of bad ideas, not understand what Xiao Xiong meant by 'little earthly brother'? When Xiao Xiong mentioned this answer, he almost turned his tongue. If it weren't for the fact that he was the emperor and behaved accordingly

Check, he couldn't help laughing. He did know the most reasonable answer, but the answer was very different from the answer in Xiao Xiong's mouth. "Mother, Linlin hasn't said the correct answer yet, let's see the situation first!

"

As soon as Tang Lin finished speaking, the scene became quiet. Seeing that everyone was so fascinated by riddles, I couldn't help but sigh. The reason why ancient lantern riddles have been circulated and their popularity has not diminished is because it is an intellectual entertainment.

Activities?

Tang Lin answered unhurriedly, "The answer is really simple, it's corn!"

Especially Shao Qi, after he heard Xiao Xiong's answer, he was already bent over with laughter in the outer cabinet. If he hadn't suppressed his voice hard, everyone in the Quanyi Pavilion might have heard his crazy laughter.

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Someone was not willing to lose to such a simple question, so he suggested to Tang Lin: "Mother Tang, please ask a few more questions. We have already captured the essence. We will answer them quickly without taking up time!"

After receiving Tang Lin's message, Yu Shengjun opened his mouth and said two words to her, but there was no sound.

Tang Lin knew lip reading, and was shocked when she saw the shape of Yu Shengjun's mouth. "Sure enough, nothing can stop him!"

The chubby little boy suddenly said in a childish and crisp voice, "Uncle, why are you pointing at my pussy?"

"Our platoon leader is too..." Shao Qi was holding back his laughter very painfully. When he thought of the scene where Xiao Xiong and others were explaining the 'little earth brother' to everyone, he laughed so hard that he was speechless. At this point,

He squatted down, held his abdomen, and laughed hoarsely. His shoulders shook from time to time.

After Fu Yushu said this, the other guards lowered their heads and laughed, trying their best to suppress their laughter. After Fu Yushu laughed for a while, he couldn't help laughing. They were all gloating about their misfortune.

Tang Lin looked at Yu Shengjun, who happened to also look towards her. She raised her eyebrows at him and opened her pupils wider, trying to convey her words. Her expression was asking him, "You know

The answer?"

Tang Lin said: "I can't make the decision, I have to ask the emperor." Then, she looked at Yu Shengjun.

"Your Majesty, this is not the answer you told the Queen Mother!" After hearing Xiao Xiong's answer, the Queen Mother immediately questioned it.

"I, I can!" He had no choice but to end it by himself. Xiao Xiong cheered up and threw his shyness away. After gathering his courage, he looked at Tang Lin, "The 'little earth brother' I call is not

Little boy!"

Tang Lin suppressed her laughter and urged, "Guard Xiao, are you listening? At this moment, no one understands why the answer is Little Di. Can you give everyone a reasonable analysis?"

Yu Shengjun kept a smile that was neither crazy nor gentle, and he looked like he was watching the excitement. He felt helpless for Tang Lin in his heart. She was willing to make Xiao Xiong look like a shy little daughter-in-law.

Your concubine blushed and asked, "Have you seen it? Is it true?"

The Empress Dowager turned to her son beside her and said feebly: "This is going to be such a big deal..." 13acv.

Yu Shengjun said to everyone: "I also want to learn about the questions asked by Concubine Tang. Okay, I got it right."

Concubine Zhuang smiled bitterly, "It couldn't be simpler!" But she actually thought about such complicated aspects.

"Corn?!" Everyone frowned and analyzed the answer in their brains. After a while, some people showed expressions of realization. It was indeed corn, the most appropriate and reasonable answer.

"Alas!" Seeing Shao Qi's mocking look, Fu Yushu sighed, "I really sympathize with Xiao Xiong!"

"Is this answer... correct?" An Lin summoned the courage to ask Tang Lin.

Many people fell into deep thought again.

The answer from Xiao Xiong's mouth made Concubine Zhuang's heart beat faster for no reason. She stroked her undulating chest and secretly rejoiced, "Fortunately, I didn't guess the answer randomly, otherwise, I would be the one trying to dig a hole and bury her now!"

"Uh...I," Xiao Xiong murmured for a long time without even giving his analysis.

Immediately, Concubine Hua rolled her eyes at her, but her face immediately turned red, "Don't talk nonsense, how is this possible?"

Xiao Xiong pulled out a little boy from an official behind him. This little boy was a family member that the official brought into the palace. After he brought the little boy out, he said to everyone: "The 'little brother' I call is actually

It means..." He closed his eyes, suppressed his nervousness, then opened his eyes and pointed at the little boy's crotch, "Here!"

When the watch on her hand finished one minute, Tang Lin no longer gave everyone time to guess, "Who knows the answer?"

Some people haven't heard the five questions clearly.

Tang Lin held back her laughter and shook her head, "No, no, please guess again. Although this 'little brother' is somewhat different from the title, but think about it, some people are not mature at all when they grow up, right?"

The guards outside were all happy.

At this time, Yu Shengjun spoke instead, "Let me answer it! The first question, what will happen to the fat man if he falls from the 12th floor? The answer is... dead fat man!"

Some people have forced themselves to calm down and think of answers.

Without giving everyone time to wake up, Yu Shengjun continued: "The second question is, the Jiang family has three daughters, the eldest daughter, the second daughter, and the third daughter. Who has the hottest figure? There is a saying: Jiang

She is still hotter when she is older. Undoubtedly, the eldest daughter has the hottest figure because she is the oldest of the three sisters."

Yu Shengjun was very satisfied with everyone's surprised expressions and continued: The third question, how much is a heart worth? I couldn't answer this question originally, but after thinking about it, maybe it would be more reasonable to answer it in another way. The answer is:

One hundred million. There is such an idiom called "one heart and one mind". Isn't one heart worth one hundred million? Yi and Yi have the same pronunciation! The fourth question, why do foxes often fall? The answer is...Foxes are cunning. Put cunning,

If you switch to two feet, slipping is slippery, isn't it slippery? That's why foxes often fall! This last question, why does Guanyin Bodhisattva go to Guanyin Temple to worship himself? This question is even simpler, there is a sentence

I think everyone often uses this saying, that is...it is better to ask for yourself than to ask for others! When a Bodhisattva worships himself, doesn't it mean that it is better to ask for others than for yourself?"
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