Volume 2 109. Happy Little Theater: One Hundred Questions about Couples' Sexuality(1/5)
1. What are the names of the two?
Gu Yicheng (impatient): Don’t you call me my real mother? Do you don’t know my name?!
慕兮年(好笑的看他一眼,暗中握住他的手,以示安抚,然后对着亲妈笑):慕兮年.(亲妈别开脸抹把辛酸泪,果然还是儿媳妇贴心小棉袄,以后都不疼儿子了,就宠她!叫她把崽子生下地之后去狂揍某狼崽子!)
12. What do you hope to be called by the other party?
Mu Xinian (my neck is red): Yes.
Mu Xinian (who comforted his man again, his smile was a little bit reluctant, and his eyes turned a little as if he was looking at his mother) sighed: He is a man and a woman, otherwise what else could it be?
Gu Yicheng: Of course, I voluntarily. With her strong temperament, if she doesn’t voluntarily, I will definitely be able to chop me up!
Gu Yicheng: She is more beautiful than all the flowers in the world.
Mu Xinian (Zheng Keyou): Yes, I answered you like this in my previous life.
Mu Xinian (as jealous as the head of the jealousy): There is no dissatisfaction, just a fewer butterflies appearing around you.
49. Do you think the love between two people is eternal?
Mu Xinian (cold, beautiful and noble): You don’t think of me?!
Gu Yicheng: A fairy, who specializes in sucking me, makes me want to die on her.
(Eyes lit up) Gu Yicheng (smile and smirked): Then the baby will continue to cooperate with her husband tonight and go to the balcony to come and have a look. How about it?
51. Where did each other’s first time happen?
Gu Yicheng (raising his eyebrows, shrewd): You asked this in your previous life, dear, mom!
Gu Yicheng (squinted): So you ran away? Do you know that if you don’t run and wait for me to wake up, we will meet earlier.
Gu Yicheng:...Why did this problem happen again?
Gu Yicheng: Below, my big baby.
Gu Yicheng (ecstasy): Baby! 13acv.
Gu Yicheng (who looked dark and looked like he was about to get angry again): As soon as he came up, he asked this question that made me angry, just to ask for scolding. I wonder if this is my most regrettable thing?
Mu Xinian (stupid): What?
laugh.
Mu Xinian (glaps him): He has always been a shameless person. Sorry, this kind of word will not happen to him. As for me, I am actually a little embarrassed before and after, most of them are being swear by his dirty words.
Gu Yicheng: It is a must, my baby is specially created for me, and it is completely based on my appetite.
Gu Yicheng (wrong laugh): No, my baby’s skills are very first-class, I can bite me every time... (stop my mouth automatically), stop, next question.
Mu Xinian (face slightly red): Yicheng, husband, and child.
30. Then, must you love the other person deeply?
60. What kind of thing is it done? Can you describe it?
Like the most! What I asked is like the most!
Gu Yicheng (smile): What else? What else?
57. Do you like having sex?
Mu Xinian: No, it’s never going to start with your own heart.
98. When doing it, should I take off my clothes by myself or the other person take them off?
Mu Xinian (I pursed my lips, was silent for a while before I could hold it in two words) - Eat me.
Gu Yicheng: Nonsense!
Mu Xinian (snickering): It's really sour, but that's it. Because they are both first loves, they are the only people who can be intimate. The first time is, no matter what it is, it will be very beautiful.
Gu Yicheng (sincere): Mine is hers, she will give you whatever she wants.
Mu Xinian (same dislike): Yes, earth hat, that's it.
11. What do you usually call the other person?
Mu Xinian: Well, the best way to confess is to accompany you, which is the best we can give each other.
Mu Xinian: Then what do you remember?
Mu Xinian: Not only the front, I answered just now, his lips were very sexy.
59. How many times a week is the ideal situation?
84. Has there ever been a woman asking for it?
53. What was the other party at that time?
Gu Yicheng: Cat looks good and clever, but in fact, if you are offended, you will show your sharp claws, which is extremely difficult to deal with.
13. If you want to give an example to an animal, which animal would it be?
Gu Yicheng (doubt): Really?
Mu Xinian: Actually, he was very excited from beginning to end. Of course, on the eve of the climax, it was the pinnacle. The eyes of my eyes turned completely turned into a wolf, and I could feel it (so I was particularly shy).
Mu Xinian (whose face is red, but nodded without any twitching): Yes, I like it.
My mother covered her face and cried: Children, I will ask questions about color later. No spoilers are allowed!
Mu Xinian: He sexually makes my heart beat faster almost every day. Of course, half of them were disturbed by him and became angry.
74. Do you think the other party’s skills are good?
17. What kind of hobbies do you have?
Mu Xinian (sneering again, his eyes flew up): Well, indeed, the place where I stayed the most was the office.
Mu Xinian: Because it has never been a bad time, even in a quarrel.
Mu Xinian: Why, I will kill me when you wake up?
Gu Yicheng (raising his eyebrows, righteous): It’s amazing, why are you embarrassed?
Mu Xinian (blushed again): Is that cat costume fun? Is it a prop?
My mother (who is confused): Is there any shortcomings?
25. How far did each other progress at that time?
Mu Xinian (poke him and protest softly): Is it okay if you can't answer directly? Why are you talking so much nonsense?
40. Have you never doubted it?
Gu Yicheng (an angry eyebrows): I am your man! It is natural to take care of your problems and solve problems! You woman, you should be protected by me!
The key is that the frequency of someone getting angry has also decreased, and anyone can get better.
Mu Xinian (nodding, serious matter): Indeed, although I drank a lot of wine at that time, I was not drunk. I knew it was him and I was willing. Otherwise, he would really not have been able to get me.
My mother liked it and went straight to the next question very readily.
Mu Xinian (also serious and pious): He and I live not only with life, but also with life. He gave me all the missing things in the past. How could it be bad?
Don't like him being able to get heat at any time, and throwing her down when you get the chance?
Gu Yicheng (again laughter again): That's too many, wife, Xi'er, baby, daughter-in-law, baby, baby, baby... In short, how can you get stingy? Of course, there is another kind of fun moment in bed, which is my privacy with my baby. How can you tell me?
Gu Yicheng: This problem... Damn! I'm so angry that I'm so useless. I can feel her love at any time.
32. What will happen if you suspect that the other party seems to have cheated?
Mu Xinian (interjection): What about before meeting me? Don’t you men have any physiological phenomena?
Gu Yicheng (sneer): I'm too lazy to dislike you! The problem is getting more and more mentally retarded!
83. So far, where have you done the most exciting and thrilling one?
Mu Xinian (interrupted him again): Cough! In short, just like me, I like every part very much.
My mother wiped her sweat and shrank into the corner of the wall in fear.
Mu Xinian (same as Zhengzhong): Give me myself to him.
Mu Xinian (eyes are cold): Yes?
Mu Xinian: I used to be pure and have no desires, and I was completely unaware of this. Since I met him, I have understood that if I really want to fall in love, I really want to get close to each other, and making love is the deepest way to get close to each other (so she has been wanting more and more recently, like Gu Kanniao!)
Gu Yicheng (relatively serious): Gu Boming took me to the company and saw a rusty hat, that's it.
Mu Xinian: He just didn’t rely on him enough and took on all problems by himself. At that time, he would be particularly angry.
Mu Xinian (nodded, his faint smile was full of happiness): Yes, he always loved me, or he loved me more, and would not stop loving me.
Nodded, Mu Xinian: Indeed, the first relationship I had in that situation was something I didn’t like, but fortunately there was that time, otherwise I would have thought that I wouldn’t be with him.
Gu Yicheng (serious): Don’t interrupt, baby, answer the question quickly.
28. Who confessed first?
Gu Yicheng: If you just want to increase your interest and make sure that you won’t hurt her, you can try it.
Mu Xinian (I don’t bother to pay attention to him): Do you have the least hope for this question? I can answer it now - I don’t want him to say dirty words.
Well, since this question is so responsive, then the next question should be changed.
6. So, when is it time to meet each other when they have impressions?
Mu Xinian (nod): Yes.
Gu Yicheng: In addition to the balcony, I have basically tried all the places at home. I am very interested in these things. Now I want to go outdoors, and it’s exciting to think about it.
50. The last question of not having color - are the babies men or women?
Gu Yicheng (satisfied with her): As long as I am with her, it will be the happiest time for me.
Mu Xinian (shaking his head violently and rushing to speak): My most sensitive part is my ears.
To be continued...