Leilei lit a cigarette, took a deep breath, pretended to be in a deep look, and said, "You know, picking up girls is invincible, what is the weapon to defeat the enemy?"

"Money! You have to spend money on everything you do when you watch movies, go shopping, and do it. Now it's time for him to have a baby. No one has given birth to me yet!" I said with some emotion.

"Money is very important, but not the most important!" Leilei seemed to find the feeling of showing off, as if he was a love saint, looking a little coquettish.

"Don't you have a jb Moji. Do you see Wang Mumu's fate? Otherwise, where can you squat?" Chen Chen didn't like him the most.

"Silly, look at you looking like an orangutan! You run out of the forest, go back quickly, where are your spouses? Don't accidentally bring a cuckold to you!!" Leilei cursed in extreme sinisterly.

"**Your uncle, what are you doing? Practice?" Chen Chen has always been able to do things, so he doesn't make noises.

"Can you wait until the discussion is over? You two are fighting. I will be the referee for you later?" I looked at the two of them who were about to fight, and was speechless and almost begged.

"I personally think that chasing girls is the key to being thick-skinned. If there is any JB strategy, just follow her butt for 12 hours. You can go wherever she goes. When you see a man talking to him, you will shout with a big mouth. Of course, you can't follow him when you sleep, otherwise it will be easy to get in!" Leilei talked happily like a master of Taoism.

"I'm going to your uncle. What kind of bad tricks are this? I'm not going to be able to beat you. But according to your playing style, I'll have to go to prison!" I thought he had been holding it in for a long time and could have some tricks, but I didn't expect that the tricks would be so bad.

"How about letting Wang Mumu be bitten!" Zhang Wei turned around and scolded Wang Mumu.

"Bite your sister! My brother has a bad mouth recently, but I really have a good idea. But you have this attitude towards me, and I will definitely not say anything if you beat me to death!" Wang Mumu squatted in the corner of the wall, smoking a cigarette, and looked like he was ready to be beaten at any time.

"Brother Mumu, do you really have a good idea?" I really have no choice now, and I have to ask any bird man.

"I'll ask you, who among us fall in love first, who kisses first! Who sleeps with girls first, a group of little virgins, study your sister! You can study jb, but you absolutely can't study b!" Wang Mumu showed a proud expression and said disdainfully as he looked at us.

He said this, and then we suddenly realized that since he was really a bit silly, as soon as he spoke, we instinctively wanted to beat him up, so we ignored some of his strengths. He was very prestigious in the women world, but the quality was not very good. He basically had more shocking beauties and had a heavier taste.

"Wang Mumu, you can do it again!" Leilei seemed very dissatisfied, and Wang Mumu stole his limelight.

"Brother, I'm right! You can, I'll beat you!" Wang Mumu's appearance was so sarcastic. I really wanted to kick him in the face, but now I have to ask him for it, so I'll endure it for the time being.

I winked at Leilei and signaled him not to get angry. I smiled and said slowly, "Mumu, I have always admired you more! You have always had an innate melancholy temperament. It would be easy to attract a little girl!"

vomit!

When a few animals heard my words, they looked at Wang Mumu again. The messy hair and the eye bore in their eyes. When they thought of his socks, they couldn't help but feel nauseous. Chen Chen almost roared and said, "It's so fucking melancholy..."

In fact, Wang Mumu is quite handsome, a bit like Andy Hui, and is more manly, but he is too lazy and a little sloppy, so he has become such a virtue.

Wang Mumu was used to the reactions of these animals, and did not care at all. He stood up and walked back and forth in the house, and said slowly: "I will tell you the first step first. Go to the flower shop next to the school and order roses for half a month first. No need to spend more. 9 flowers a day. Let the staff of the flower shop give them for half a month!"

"What does this mean?" Chen Chen asked.

"Looking at your ignorant look, any woman has a curiosity and vanity. Someone continues to send flowers to herself for half a month. She is sure that she doesn't want to eat or think about it. She wonders who gave it to him. And every day under the gaze of so many people, her little vanity will definitely be greatly satisfied. Although Xiaofei has not officially met her, she has left a very good impression on her psychology and laid a solid foundation!" Wang Mumu kept talking. At this moment, countless halos seemed to emerge from his body, emitting a terrifying turtle aura.

After listening carefully, we couldn't help but nod. Wang Mumu really has two tricks and is an alternative talent.

"What then?" I continued to ask.

"The next step is to meet. With the preparation just now, she will definitely agree to date you privately. You must pretend to love her very much, but you can't give her anything. You have to be sad and keep the relationship between people and people. Send a text message to greet you every day, but you can only send one to make her feel your existence, but it seems that she is still a distance from you. During this period, she will still insist on sending flowers every day!" Wang Mumu was like an immortal, and he grasped the beautiful girl's mentality without any fault, which made us very ashamed.

"Niu b" Leilei sincerely admired him.

Wang Mumu was very satisfied with everyone's surprised expression, nodded and continued, "Then I will confess my love. I will create a manuscript for you overnight. You can just read it as you read it. Of course, I can't write it in vain. You have to pay a relative price, and it is initially set as a meal of dumplings. I have been eating bread for half a month, so I must improve the food!"

"I'm paralyzed, how could I be so talented? I'm the saint Kong in the women's world!!" Wang Mumu said with great excitement.

We deeply agree that although this guy is very second-hand, he is still very talented in terms of feelings. If he dresses up carefully, he will probably defeat many ignorant girls.

But the trouble came again. I just thought that I didn’t have that much money at all. One flower costs two yuan, 9 flowers a day, that’s 18 yuan a day, at least one month to give it to you for a month, that’s 540 yuan. Now I’m just over 0 yuan, and I still have to eat.

"Uh... that's right. Since I'm going to fall in love recently, I'm a little short of money. I decided not to be your parents this month. You have to solve the problem of your meals and cigarettes!" I said quickly, turned around and ran out.

As soon as I walked to the door, I heard curses inside the house.

"Wang Mumu, I'll kill you the fuck!"

"Just just mess around and make suggestions. Now the fuck is gone, there's no food to eat!"

"Anyway, I'm going to be hungry, so I'll let you sell your ass!"
Chapter completed!