Why does this line feel so familiar to me? Once in Wutai Mountain, the old monk said that we have been waiting for a long time. Another time in the ancient tomb of Longtoushan, those offenders have also been waiting for us for a long time. Now the little Buddha is waiting again. Is it possible that this brother is so popular?

Want to see people?

Lao Cao frowned, feeling something was wrong, so we both stopped at the door. After Lao Cao and I exchanged glances, I said, "Is this Little Buddha's house? We are here to seek good luck and avoid evil."

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"I am Little Buddha. I have been waiting for you for a long time. Come in!" The man's voice was shrill, sounding like a eunuch.

I glanced at Lao Cao, and he gestured to me to go in. We pushed open two wooden doors with several holes at the same time, and suddenly a sour and unpleasant smell hit our nostrils, almost making us both choke.

.Lao Cao just frowned, but the brother couldn't help but cover his nose.

The light in the house was very dim, and as soon as the door was opened, the sunlight dissipated the gloomy atmosphere inside. There was loess floor inside and outside the house, which was full of grease and dirt, making it look quite dirty. There was a bamboo bed by the door, with people sitting cross-legged on it.

wearing a low

The little fat man, about thirty-seven or eighteen years old. He had a shaved head, closed his eyes, and was wearing a tattered sweatshirt that hadn't been washed for many years. He looked extremely slovenly. But his chubby face was quite kind.

, giving people a sense of closeness.

The little Buddha looks good and has the posture of Maitreya Buddha, so my friends can't help but feel a certain affection for him.

There was nothing else in the room except the bamboo bed, and there was no place to stand or sit inside. Besides, the smell was very unpleasant, so the two of us stood outside the threshold.

"Are you two from the south?" Little Buddha rolled his eyelids, and suddenly he realized that his eyes seemed to be blind, and they were gray and something was not right.

Lao Cao immediately showed a look of disdain on his face and said, "We came from the west."

The little Buddha blinked his strange eyes several times in succession, coughed twice and said: "I made a divination this morning. There are distinguished guests coming from the south. You must not be telling the truth. If you are not sincere enough to find me, then leave."

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Lao Cao and I looked at each other and thought to ourselves that this fat man is so deceived that no one in the village believes him. But if he has no real ability, why would Mao say "I've been waiting for a long time"?

"We are indeed from the south." Lao Cao and I couldn't help but secretly wink and follow the fat man's instructions first, otherwise we would be offended and kicked out of the house, and it would be difficult to find out what happened between him and Liu Bin.

Lao Cao looked indifferent, shut his mouth and allowed me to make up my nonsense.

Little Buddha said "hmm" and seemed quite satisfied, and asked: "You have come all the way, what do you want from me?" His face darkened and he got up.

I laughed and said: "A relative went to western Hunan a few days ago and suddenly disappeared. No matter how hard I searched, I couldn't find him. It is said that he went to Paoma Rock somewhere and disappeared there. We would like to ask Little Buddha to calculate where he can be found.

Where to find him?"

Little Buddha frowned and looked at the roof with strange eyes, as if he was making calculations. At this time, I saw clearly that his eyes were definitely blind. The eyes of ordinary people were black and bright, and his eyes seemed to be covered with a layer of eye feces.

It's like, muddy and unclear. Especially the posture of looking at things is clearly a habitual action of a blind man.

Many fortune tellers among the people are blind. If they are not blind, it will give people the impression that their fortune telling is ineffective. Being blind has become an inherent characteristic of fortune tellers. And there are also many blind people like him, a "little fairy". When I was young, I thought it was very magical.

, in fact, when you grow up, you realize that disabled people are often smarter than normal people. Many blind people use this characteristic to pretend to be semi-immortals and get money.

It took a long time for Little Buddha to say: "Oh, I calculated that there is a dangerous place in the southwest of Paoma Rock. There are primitive cannibals living there. Your relatives may have gone there and cannot be found."

I couldn't help but glance at Lao Cao, and thought to myself that since the little blind man had calculated that there was a dangerous place in the southwest of Paoma Rock, it meant that Liu Bin did not lie to us. Shitang Village was the route provided by the blind man. Those cannibalistic primitives were just trying to confuse the public.

Let's spend some more money, and then he will point you to the exact place to look for me. But I haven't told you the name of my relative, whether he is a boy or a girl, and his birth date. How can you figure it out?

Besides, this was originally made up, you blind man, you are just deceiving people!

The brother pretended to be surprised and asked: "Lord Buddha, why don't you bother to calculate whether he has been eaten?"

Little Buddha pondered: "This is a secret that cannot be revealed. If you say it casually, you will be punished by God. But because you are worried about your relatives, I will make an exception and calculate it. But you have to donate some money to the gods and Buddhas.

Money for incense is enough to express your feelings."

Look, here you go, right? I knew the scammer would do this. He would scare you first, and then make you willingly give the "money". But you, sir, have some professionalism, okay? Are you offering to Buddha or God?

?Many people among the people

We are all confused by these swindlers. Buddhas and gods are not from the same family. What we call gods are Taoist gods. Everyone knows about the list of gods, right? What is Jiang Ziya’s origin? He is a disciple of Taoism, and all gods are named by him. It doesn’t matter.

Got it?

It is illogical for you to offer both Buddha and gods. Going a step further, Buddha came from India and is a foreign product, while the Taoist god is domestically produced. Buddha is a religion and god is a superstition.

For the time being, for example, Buddhist disciples only recognize the Buddha but not the gods. Among the gods worshiped by the people, there is no Buddha among them. So these are two different things.

Damn blind man, you asked me to donate incense money to gods and Buddhas, who should I donate it to?

When Lao Cao heard this, he lost his patience. I was afraid that he would curse, so I immediately took out two hundred yuan and handed it over and said, "Okay, I'll donate the incense money, and Lord Buddha, you can continue the calculation."

Little Buddha touched the two pieces of Mao Zedong, with a smile on his face, and said: "Your relatives may not have been eaten yet, but they live in a mountain village southwest of Paoma Rock. Go look for it now. If you find it, remember to come back and add more."

Lamp oil money.”

Damn it, what's possible? This is just because we're being taken advantage of. If you can't find it, you'll be eaten. Of course it's good if you can find it. When you come back, you can give him the money for the lamp oil. You blind man, where is the oil lamp? I'll throw a tantrum at you.

A face full of lamp oil!

Just when I was about to ask, another person came outside. Before we could look back, Little Buddha said with a smile: "You are here, I have been waiting for you for a long time!"

Damn, it turns out that no matter who comes, they all have the same lines. That's not calculated, but when they hear footsteps, it means "you've been waiting for a long time." This is too shameless. In front of us, can you change the lines?

"Xiao Du, let me borrow a shovel." An old man's voice came from behind. We turned around and saw that he was an old man in his sixties.

"Oh, it's Uncle Hu, use it, use it." Little Buddha suddenly looked disappointed.

Dude, I almost stopped laughing. You blind man thought that business was coming to your door, but you didn’t realize that it was an old man who came to borrow something. I covered my mouth to stop laughing, and suddenly I thought, if this blind man is a liar, how would he know?

What about the people from Shitang Village? Just when I was about to make some insinuations, someone came from outside again. This time, someone really came to ask God for divination.
Chapter completed!