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Chapter 188: Sexy Night on the Tanabata

That's right - a whole 114 years ago today, it was also a romantic Chinese Valentine's Day with crystal dew rolling on the green leaves in the morning! However, in the broad daylight that year, there was no wind and moon, only the horror of Tibet!

The flower girl bent over her back, screaming with her soul. The colorful rattlesnake was scattering from his crotch, and spitting out the fiery red snake letters, making a roar, scaring the already timid flower girl to death.

You can tell me, who is suddenly awakened from his dream and suddenly a poisonous snake emerges from his crotch. Isn’t it scared to death? Ninety percent of those with heart disease out!

Everyone hurriedly got up, and Brother Qi pulled the snake king Erdan up like luggage, glaring at Erdan's tile knife face and poisonous snake eyes! The snake king Erdan casually rubbed his sleepy eyes and asked in a daze: "What are you doing?"

"The tough seventh brother roared like thunder: "Damn Erdan, did you instruct the Rattlesnake to crawl into the crotch of the flower girl?"

The snake king Erdan shook his long gourd head, pulled his long tile knife face, tilted his mouth and said, "How could it be possible? I fell asleep early."

A poisonous snake is not a human, nor is it a thing, it can crawl on its own! Because there is not enough evidence to prove Erdan's sinister intentions, it is hard to explain, so Brother Qi let go of the snake king Erdan and said, "It's better not to be optimistic about your snake, otherwise I will twist your head off." As he said that, Brother Qi made a fierce move like twisting eggplant to intimidate.

The snake king Erdan quickly shrank his neck, put his right index finger into his crooked mouth, and blew the rogue whistle hard with air. The rattlesnake twisted his terrifying body horizontally, climbed onto the feet of the snake king Erdan, then raised his body and climbed onto Erdan's neck, lingering there like a little dragon covered with scales, without moving any more.

Fortunately, this strange snake has no intention of hurting Huadan, otherwise would his "oxen, dog treasure, gallbladder, heirloom series of gods" still be there? It would be strange if he didn't become a big eunuch who was wiped out by poisonous fangs.

At this time, the poor Hua Dan turned around dejectedly, tilted her pebbled little head, and stared at the snake king Erdan blankly, looking pitiful. He usually spoke harshly, but now he opened his mouth several times. He stammered for a long time, but in the end he didn't dare to say anything! He felt that there was still a gust of wind in his crotch, and it was so cold that it was numb...

Only then did the Hua Dan, who was a scam, realized that the Snake King Erdan had a little background and was not easy to mess with.

Yes, which is a tomb robber, a gangster, a second-rate man, a Taoist priest, a butcher murderer, a thief, a robber, a cheater, a snake charmer, and other identities, plus a tomb robber and a beauties, is there any one that is a good-efficient lamp?

The seventh brother, who has always been generous and righteous, was a Taoist priest, was brave and resourceful, went astray, and could catch a full-time man. His ghostly eyes looked at the snake king Erdan for a long time, and then he laughed at the sky, making the two-digit King Kong confused.

Then, Brother Qi patted the Snake King Erdan's shoulder condescendingly and said to everyone generously: "Don't bother whether the Snake King Erdan was intentional or unintentional, even if this matter is over today, we will still be brothers and sisters in life and death in the future, and no one is allowed to mention the rattlesnake's crotch drilling into the crotch."

Hua Dan dared to be angry but did not dare to speak out because neither Seventh Brother nor Snake King Erdan could afford to offend him; but Erdan highly praised Seventh Brother's behavior, and Gujiuji applauded and expressed his approval.

Looking back now, looking at the history of tomb robbers throughout the ages, no matter how big or small, in the team of tomb robbers, they often have internal conflicts, and even draw swords to meet each other. It is not uncommon to hold hot and cold weapons and fire in hand!

It is not uncommon for brothers to turn against each other, and the uneven distribution of spoils is common! Brother Qi stopped an internal strife and protected Erdan intentionally or unintentionally. Why would this guy be unhappy?

Since the dispute suddenly started to settle and then subsided, the "criminal pants" was soon forgotten by everyone! Except for the Huadan.

Under the urging of Brother Qi, everyone focused on their outfits, followed the valley, led the little monkey, etc., and continued to rush westward.

Don’t look at the calmness on the surface at this moment, who knows what dangers are waiting for them in front of you!

When they reach the end of the valley, the mountain roads are becoming increasingly difficult to walk! Sometimes they need to climb up the mountain, sometimes they need to pass through the small river of flowing water, sometimes they pass through dangerous ice towers, sometimes they pass through large hillsides that may avalanche at any time, sometimes they walk among the rocks, sometimes they follow the dry riverbed, step on the pebbles under their feet, and stumbling forward.

This is the third pole of the world, deep mountains in the snow! The snow melting place of the world's rivers! But there are traffic lights and cameras, sidewalks and zebra crossings in mainland cities today, so it is much slower than in Beijing.

Brother Qi looked back at everyone, then said loudly: "I'll go ahead and see where is the best way to go." After that, the youngest girl of the angel blinked and used the land flying technique and the light skills to enhance the radiance technique, and soon disappeared.

It is precisely "there are so many tomb robbers in my heart, with many phantoms, turning into a beautiful woman's face, just like the moon on the east mountain, using light skills to beat the pioneers."

After walking about the Sanli Mountain Road, everyone saw that the Qi brother, who was handsome and smiling as warm as the sun, was holding a bright saffron in his left hand and a dazzling wild rose in his right hand, standing on a big stone by the roadside, waving his hands vigorously!

Brother Qi is such an unexpected and unique awesome person!

The youngest girl, who is like an angel, and the fairy-like girl Zhuoma, immediately realized that today is the Chinese Valorant Festival! A great day for the Cowherd and Weaver Girl to meet.

Erdan curled his lips and sneered at Qi Ge's "petty-bourgeois" mood, believing that this guy was just a roast pork badger who was full of food, and was so idle that he was so painful that he was nervous.

This Erdan is a very thick, very thick, weird guy with no culture, and doesn't know anything about Chinese Valentine's Day and love. He only knows that sometimes when he sees a woman, the big spit in his crotch will swell quickly, and he is quite suffocating. Then, as long as he has money, he goes to the kiln in Fireworks Alley, and quickly solves the pain in his lower body, looking for the feeling of dying and ecstasy.

In a word, the crooked snake king Erdan, who has not had a mother since he was a child, only knows what is happening in the lower body.

When everyone walked to Brother Qi, Brother Qi jumped down like a rabbit, handed the saffron to the fairy-like girl Zhuoma, and then walked to the angel girl and handed her the bright red wild rose.

The youngest girl noticed that the fiery red wild roses were blooming and blooming!

Then, Brother Qi took out two wild long-growing cabbage from his arms like a Taiwanese Liu Qian doing magic on the Spring Festival Gala today and handed it to the two beauties!

This vegetable melon is a fruit of Yue melon dripping in the Cucurbitaceae family. It is cute and oblong cylindrical. It has smooth and tender skin, with long and beautiful stripes, green and green. After taking a bite, it has a lot of juice, crispy texture, thick and beautiful taste, and the melon meat is sweet and refreshing. It is an excellent summer heat-relieving fruit and vegetable.

The two beauties held flowers in their hands and ate the refreshing and crispy drizzles of vegetables, with charming smiles on their faces. But one was a happy smile, and the other was a lost and infinitely confused smile.

That night, a bright moon rose on the top of the high west mountain. The beautiful and intoxicating face of the angel girl rippled in the heart of Brother Qi like waves."

Everyone was lying on the grass, but Brother Qi and the Younger Angel hid on the flat grass at the corner of the mountain next to him. On a night when the clouds were faint and the moon was as bright as water, love began to spin on the tips of their tongues...

As she untied her clothes under the moon, the beautiful angel girl was like a fish. Her smooth and white body exposed her navel like a yin and yang fish. The two of them were stacked with arhats, panting enthusiastically, and kissing their mouths with a hint of pleasure, and began the foreplay and passionate drama.

The Angel's Young Girl's secret wreath is like a horse stick to cover Qi Ge's heirloom, and also to cover this man as mighty as a wild horse. Qi Ge began a violent piston movement sprint. The Angel's Young Girl felt the power and dizziness of the "Love Assassin".

The dry firewood and the fire suddenly became intertwined. On the green grass with complex and changing climate, the snow-capped mountains, it began to burn wildly, lingeringly, and the passionateness continued.

Damn, this is all caused by love and hormones. The two of them turned into a hot and hot sea of ​​fire, and both fell into the swamp of love.

Even the passionate fireflies shine with light green drops, emitting their love with luminous light, wandering around like elves in the deep snowy mountains!

Uh! The romantic romance of tomb robbers, the Chinese Valentine's Day night sleeping in the valley, all lovers in the world understand it! Tsk tsk!

That night! The Five Monsters and Qimig fell asleep like dead pigs. Only the girl Zhuoma who had just fallen in love was tossing and turning the "so-called big green onion cake". This fairy-like girl couldn't sleep all night!

Tomorrow! Who the hell knows what will happen in the next minute of the tomb robber? Close the tired eyes of birds, this series of tomorrows that have not opened the morning light will be full of bloody life and death!
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