Chapter Twenty-nine
It is said that in the ice and snow, the angel Yaomeier raised the cold willow leaf flying knife in her hand and was about to fly out. Everyone knows that she is a master of hidden weapons with perfect accuracy!
However! Just when the flying knife was about to be released, Angel Yaomei'er suddenly felt soft in her heart. She felt that these very cute and silly penguins were very pitiful! She slowly retracted her arm and tucked the flying knife into her arms.
Yes, from birth to death, these penguins have never seen much of the world except ice, snow and the sea, so they are very simple. Apart from being curious about skuas and natural enemies of seals, they are not wary of horses. They are small among animals.
Cute and silly.
Not to mention the seven tomb robbers, today's scientific expedition team members from various countries are driving icebreakers with great fanfare, carrying icebreaking axes and various strange-shaped measuring equipment, and wearing sunglasses, and they are not afraid of penguins!
And he often goes to scientific research stations in various countries in Antarctica as uninvited guests! If he is lucky, he can even get some delicious food from the scientific expedition members of various countries.
At this time Hua Dan said: "Yao Mei'er, why don't you take action?"
Angel Yaomeier looked at Hua Dan and said, "Forget it, this animal is too cute. I can't touch the girl."
"If you don't want to go, I will go"! After saying that, Hua Dan will rush over, trying to catch two silly penguins who can only do aerobic jogging, but can't fight and fly in the sky, and try something new.
Unexpectedly, Seventh Brother stretched out his hand and grabbed him, and said in a loud voice: "Forget it, let's do some good deeds. These penguins are fucking cuter than my dogs. We men can't eat them."
Hua Dan and the other monsters exchanged glances with each other and reluctantly accepted Brother Qi's intention.
But Hua Dan was unconvinced and said: "If we don't eat penguins, what will we eat? What will we do if we run out of dry food?"
Brother Seven laughed loudly and said: "You fake bitch, we brought so much dry food, we can f*cking kill you. Besides, after we finish eating the dry food, there are Antarctic krill! There are also sea fish, look back and see how I got out of the ice cave
I’ll catch fish for you here.”
Brother Qi is right, eat krill! The Earth Master has eaten these krill! These magical shrimps are the most important link in the Antarctic food chain. The number is astonishing, there are billions of krill in one group
, several groups of shrimps can stretch for several kilometers.
Although the Southern Ocean and the Indian Ocean are frozen, there are still ice cave entrances, which are the portals through which Weddell seals breathe regularly. Qi Ge has many ways to catch seafood and krill.
At this time, several albatross, the king of flying birds! Wearing pure white feathers in the low air, with black markings on their tail ends and wing tips, landed lightly a dozen meters in front of the seven monsters to the right.
Brother Qi looked at it casually, lit his big pipe and said: "Master Tu Tu said that there are a lot of lobsters under the ice-covered sea. They stay here all winter. They scrape them from the ice by eating.
The wiped seaweed is still alive. When you get hungry later, I will get you some krill to satisfy your cravings."
The six monsters, including Yao Meier, all thought that the seventh brother was bragging and laughed disapprovingly.
In fact, the most incredible thing about these krills is that in order to reduce energy consumption, they will shrink their bodies, restore themselves to the way they were when they were young, and spend the winter slowly. Therefore, you can eat krills in winter, which are fresh and tender, and grilled.
Suckling pigs have different approaches but the same purpose.
That mysterious old monster whose life and death are unknown, the Earth God, had told Brother Qi about the Antarctic before, and Brother Qi himself had a certain understanding of it.
In spring, as the temperature rises, the ice begins to melt, and the small amount of air stored in the ice is released, creating many bubbles.
Around these beautiful bubbles, there are some microscopic seaweeds growing. The smart lobsters will beat them with their many thin legs to collect the seaweeds as delicacies. Then, they will gather in groups and swallow them.
Eat this newborn deliciousness.
In recent years, statistics have shown that if 200 million tons of krill are caught every year, it will be enough to meet the global demand for protein, and the number of krill will not be greatly affected.
Not to mention that only seven people have to worry about having a meal in the ice-covered Antarctic continent!
At this time, the wind was getting stronger and stronger. Brother Qi's big pipe took only a few puffs, and the yellow flue-cured tobacco leaves were almost blown by the polar westerly wind.
At this time, everyone was shivering from the cold, especially Snake King Erdan. He turned around and touched his thick cotton crotch. He felt that his balls were like Sixi meatballs. He couldn't help but hunched over his waist and held his hands on his chest.
In front of her, Sisi sniffed in laughter.
Then he turned around and looked at Seventh Brother. He looked like a gentleman from the Tang Dynasty. He was standing in the biting polar wind in a very Chinese style. He stared at his big eyes, like the Hubble telescope, and raised his eyes confidently.
Looking around, detecting something.
As for Hua Dan, she has a pair of small lustful eyes open, just like a voyeur, peeping at the angel Yaomeier's face, and then like a camera, she stares at Yaomeier's handsome face infatuatedly.
My son, I have wild imaginations.
That was the only exposed part of Yao Meier's body in the ice and snow.
It is said that in a man's life, when he is twenty, he is a Hitachi, like a little braying donkey, with that powerful engine starting and roaring at a moment's notice; when he is thirty, he is a Pentium, when he is forty, he is Zhengda, and when he is fifty, he is Sina.
, 60 years old is Panasonic, 70 years old is basically Lenovo!
Haha, this is true at all. In such a cold weather, Hua Dan is still flirtatious and secretly aroused. I really admire her.
At this time, Erdan, the Snake King on the side, didn't care to look at Angel Yaomeier's face. He stared at Brother Qi's face for a long time and said after a long time: "Brother Qi, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, brought us here to this world of ice and snow."
, It’s so cold! It’s going to freeze us to death, it’s really, really fucked up”?
Hua Dan also followed suit and said, "Yeah, it's so cold, it's so cold that my balls are all white!"
Brother Qi laughed and scolded: "Mom is such a bastard, so yin and yang that she can't even fart in a serious way!"
At this time, Hua Dan hugged Erdan and said: "We are going home, you can fend for yourself here"! This kid is cunning, he is actually detecting firepower.
Looking at Brother Qi's smiling face again, it seemed as if it had been blown away by the polar wind. He said with a livid face: "If I had known this, I would have shot you two into a corner of the wall in anger, leaving you to fend for yourself"!
Hua Dan heard that Brother Qi was very angry and stopped talking.
But Snake King Erdan didn't care about this. He shivered with the cold and said: "You, you, before you left, you said that there were treasures in the Antarctic area. There were iron trees, trees and skulls in the treasures. What's the basis for that?
If you don’t explain it clearly today, I will risk my life for you.”
As he said that, Snake King Erdan subconsciously touched his neck, but it was all in vain! That rattlesnake had been left in Daxing County, Beijing, otherwise it would have frozen to death.
Snake King Erdan became so angry that he pulled out the sharp knife from his deerskin boots with a swipe, and put it on Brother Qi's neck like lightning. His eyes were spitting fire and his whole body was trembling.
Brother Qi was neither surprised nor scared. He laughed proudly like the giant spirit god in the myth of Journey to the West.
After he finished laughing, he curled his lips and said contemptuously: "Damn it, uncle, you look like you have a slumped face, so who are you showing it to? Whose fucking crotch wasn't closed tightly enough to expose you?"
"Say!" Snake King Erdan said sharply. At the same time, the blade had pierced into Brother Qi's flesh, leaching out a streak of bright red blood! This guy suddenly stopped stuttering! This was really a move on the old man's head. A mouse was licking a cat's eggs. He didn't want to
Mix it up!
The tough seventh brother was really angry this time. He squinted and said contemptuously: "Mom, what a fool! If the tiger doesn't show off its power, you still think I'm a sick cat!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Brother Qi struck Erdan with lightning speed, twisted his arm and said, "Damn it, all of this is ultimately for the future treasures of the imperial tomb! For the iron tree skull, I will also
I raked the grass and hunted rabbits, and also dug for Captain Cook’s treasures.”
"Who is Captain Cook? Where is his treasure buried?" Erdan struggled and refused, breaking the casserole and asking to the end.
Brother Qi suddenly blinked his will-o'-the-wisp eyes, let go of Snake King Erdan, and said seriously: "This foreign devil Captain Cook, his name is James Cook. He was originally a British naval colonel, known as Captain Cook. This man is passionate about sailing.
Chapter completed!