Chapter 274 Playing Cool is Reliable
Speaking of being a bastard, Ya let out a series of loud farts, which made the Seventh Brother and Angel Yaomei's elegance of kissing go away. Although the two of them found it boring, they couldn't complain about it, so they had to give it up.
The dogs were like two hundred and fifty, pulling the sled forward with great energy! The wind was whistling in their ears, and there was a vast scene of white snow everywhere.
At this time! Snake King Erdan, who was bruised and swollen from the cold on the sleigh, finally couldn't help but stammered and asked: "Brother Qi, where are the treasures of the Popo people and the Indian treasures that you mentioned are hidden?
?I can’t even see a hair on my balls.”
Brother Qi was quite confident and said without looking back: "Just follow me, I'm sure I'm right." After saying this, Brother Qi, who failed to kiss for the second time, moved the monkey king baboon to the back and drove the sled himself.
, banging the riding whip in the air, making the dogs run even more happily.
At this time, the dogs are still strong and plump, but in less than ten days, they will lose weight quickly like camels in the desert that have been short of water for a long time, and eventually they will become a skeleton-like fur bag.
Erdan shook his long gourd head in the wind again and asked: "Brother Qiqiqi, where is that Indian treasure?"
Brother Qi still said without looking back: "Follow the Yukon River and cross the Arctic Circle, and you will see it."
Snake King Erdan was full of suspicion and looked extremely distrustful. He pulled off his cotton hat crookedly, and the biting cold wind blew over his long, bare gourd head, which was as sharp as a razor.
This douchebag’s gourd head hurts!
Although this guy was young, he was not stupid. He quickly put on his cotton hat, stared at his small snake-like eyes, pulled his face hard, grabbed Brother Qi's strong shoulders, and said suspiciously with a crooked mouth: "You
He said it as if I went there with you yesterday, is it correct?"
Brother Qi smiled heartily, tilted his head to look at Snake King Erdan's lust, and deliberately teased him: "Maybe, how can this be accurate? Alaska is so big and the North Pole is so cold. In fact, I am
I'm lying to you, we're all going to risk our lives, you can go back by yourself."
Snake King Erdan muttered: "You, you, you are full of nonsense, you can't even say a serious fart."
Brother Seven laughed loudly and said: "If you can't find the treasure, I will slap you two hundred times! After you find it, I will only kick you. What do you think? Do you dare to bet?"
Although Snake King Erdan was skeptical, this boy was quite convinced of Seventh Brother's ability to rob tombs and hunt for treasures, so he muttered in a low voice: "I'm too lazy to make a bet with you."
"Then just follow me and don't let your mother get into trouble"! Seventh brother threw the cowhide riding crop and turned around and said.
"What happened to those Po-Ke people you mentioned? Where are the Tantric skulls and treasures buried by Po-Po's guests? Why can't you see any clues?" Snake King Erdan couldn't help it anymore.
Ya Leng is pretending to be a polite and educated person, dragging out her words and questioning the seventh brother.
Brother Qi didn't say anything. He took out his wine gourd and took a sip of wine while driving the sled. The strong smell of wine drifted through the six monsters' nostrils and into the wind behind him.
Then he turned back and said slowly: "As far as I know! The Pog people like to migrate with the reindeer herds and hunt all kinds of birds.
They don't like the excitement and dealing with foreigners, but they like to live on both sides of the turbulent Yukon River. It is said that their igloos and igloos are not round, but octagonal! They also like to interact with Alaska's least populated natives.
The residents, those Aleuts, lived together.
As for their food, clothing, shelter, heating, and tools, they all came from the Yukon River and the flora and fauna on its shores.
Although these mysterious and strange Pog people are not as good at sailing as the Eskimos, they sometimes ride on animal skin canoes and paddle hundreds of miles to trade mountain goods, sea goods and animal skins.
When drunk, they even dare to attack terrifying giant beasts like Alaskan brown bears, and can successfully kill brown bears or capture them alive."
"So what?" Snake King Erdan said with his mouth tilted and his chin like a spoon.
"How about it? This is the most mysterious tribe among the aboriginal people. If you follow me and stop talking nonsense, when you see traces of my mother-in-law's guests or the igloo, I will definitely not let you go home empty-handed." Seventh Brother
Say it categorically.
"It would be great if my uncle was here!" Snake King Erdan said to himself.
"It doesn't matter if Master is not here. Master has taught me everything that needs to be taught and told me everything that needs to be told." Seventh Brother said, waving his riding crop.
"What did my old uncle tell you? Snake King Erdan was very jealous and asked fiercely.
Brother Qi immediately laughed again, looked back at Erdan and said, "Master said, the secret must not be leaked, and I am not allowed to say it casually."
Suddenly, Snake King Erdan's face became even longer. He flashed his small eyes like poisonous snakes. He was furious and glared at the back of Seventh Brother's head. He wished he could snatch the cowhide riding whip from his hand and whip him again.
He threw himself into the snow to relieve his anger.
Hua Dan is still smart. This kid followed Brother Seven across the ocean and came to this barren land where the devil does not lay eggs. If he wants to survive, he must follow Brother Ding; if he wants to get rich, he must follow Brother Qi! Anyway, you know what to ask.
I can't tell you who is Yin Mao Chou, maybe eight generations of your ancestors will be scolded too!
What's more, their master Tu Ye was like this when he was alive. He was never allowed to ask any more questions. Just like today when handling a case and performing a task, he was only allowed to follow and not ask any more questions. He even handed in all your mobile phones before departure! In one sentence,
Tomb robbers at that time also had their own rules.
This kid peeked at Angel Yaomei'er from time to time, and kept feeling lustful in his heart. At the same time, he amused himself in a very low voice and said indistinctly, "Ah! There is a ditch three feet above the ground, and red water flows all year round.
, there were no cattle or sheep going to drink water, only monks going to wash their hair!" Then, even he laughed.
The angel Yaomei'er sitting next to him, even from today's perspective, is a high-end, well-mannered, and extremely fashionable and elegant kind of stunning beauty! Moreover, her behavior and appearance reveal the elegance of a lady.
character.
This made Hua Dan miss her all day long, and she was filled with all kinds of envy, jealousy, and hatred for Brother Seven. In private, she often used the phrase "I'm so good at it!" to comfort her wounded heart.
Don't look at the little bastard Hua Dan's face, it's as cold as seaweed, purple and purple! She still looks at Yaomei'er mischievously from time to time, it's addictive!
That stinking mouth was unknowingly chanting: "The slim beauty is on the bed, with her white legs spread wide apart. Brother, I will press hard on you, and my sister will be happy."
No one paid attention to what this kid was mumbling like a fake girl. Only Erdan, the Snake King, tilted his head and listened hard to Hua Dan reciting these vulgar Hua Hua Er Sutras. He grinned and laughed until his lips cracked.
The tightened lips were bursting with laughter and bleeding.
Snake King Erdan frowned in pain, quickly wiped the blood on his lips with his hand, and wiped it on his clothes! Then he poked Snake King Erdan with his hand and said: "Brother Hua, you said it well, you said it"
It’s so wonderful, and one more.”
When Hua Dan saw that Snake King Erdan actually understood the pornographic poem she muttered in a low voice, she not only shook her head complacently, blinked her little eyes, shook her head and looked at Snake King Erdan and said: "Ah! The big girl has a lot of weight.
The fields have been deserted for eighteen years. Today I am plowing the fields, and my heart is sweeter than honey! My heart is sweeter than honey."
Snake King Erdan chuckled, appreciating Hua Dan’s so-called obscene knowledge, but unfortunately he didn’t understand any crooked poetry. So he blinked his snake eyes and said: “Brother Hua, can you listen to another song?”
”.
Hua Dan scratched her pebble-like little head, searched for someone on Baidu in her mind, and hummed in a low voice: "Ah! From a distance, it was pitch black, but from a close look, there were two red doors. Suddenly, there was a whooshing sound, and only
Two eggs, ah! Only two eggs left."
"Hahaha, haha, ahhahahaha"! After hearing this, Snake King Erdan laughed hysterically, patted Snake King Erdan on the shoulder repeatedly and said: "You can do it, Brother Hua, you, you, you, you are really good"!
"What are you two doing to your mother?" Seventh Brother turned around and yelled. In fact, we were all riding in the same sleigh, and Seventh Brother vaguely heard Hua Dan's obscene poems, which was simply unbearable, and he did so in front of the angel Yaomei'er.
Faceless, I couldn't help scolding these two fuckers.
This time, the two of them stopped listening to dirty jokes and quickly acted like they were sitting upright.
In fact! This seventh brother, who drove a sled and waved a horsewhip, and "played cool and reliable", was not only the most traditional citizen of the Qing Dynasty in that era, but also a fashionable and rebellious guy. This guy is even the same as today's post-80s generation.
The post-zero generation are very similar, they are the new and new humans of their era plus the punk series.
This boy was once young and passionate, very active, brave enough to accept any new things, and loved to pursue the Westernization trends of the late Qing Dynasty. He was sometimes violent and rebellious, and had a strong curiosity. He often had eccentric hobbies that were difficult for ordinary people to understand, and he never left a big mark.
braid.
Not only that, this guy generally has a high self-esteem and is very smart. He usually pursues happiness and is quite energetic. He is usually relatively calm when faced with problems. Once he gets angry, he is like a crazy beast! He is quite special!
Not only that, Ya is also a master who pays equal attention to tomb robbing and love, and makes both fortune and adventure.
Looking back, look at the people born in the 1980s and 1990s today. Not only are they trendy at heart, but they also have a bit of a modern international style, and they also try their best to be different! Many boys wear beautiful earrings or earrings, and dye their hair.
It's yellow, like the beautiful wormwood in autumn in the western United States.
The seventh brother used a sharp knife to cut off his big braid, and wore a two-piece special mouse suit and a peaked cap when robbing the tomb!
When she was not robbing tombs, she always wore a suit, a windbreaker, a tie or a bow tie that were rare at that time, and a black woolen hat. A section of her breast pocket was always exposed with a snow-white handkerchief folded into a triangle! Wearing a mysterious
Sunglasses, big leather shoes, holding a pipe, smoking like a little white dragon, that image is more like Fa Ge who played Xu Wenqiang back then...
Snake King Erdan is a bastard, following the tight-lipped Seventh Brother, who always feels unsure! But then again! Seventh Brother is just like today's young and adventurous young people, he is definitely a cool and reliable guy for fun.
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Chapter completed!