Chapter Twenty Eight
Returning to the home of tomb robbers in Duofuli Hutong in Wangfujing, Beijing, the seven exhausted tomb robbers completely washed away their tomb robbing dust and had a great rest.
At the same time, under the care and feeding of the handsome seventh brother, and the careful treatment of the angel Yaomeier, the injured monkey's trichomeitis and suppurating wound quickly recovered and completely restored its vitality and health.
With her big, sparkling black eyes, Pearl became very lovable, and from then on she became inseparable from Brother Seven, almost becoming the mistress between Brother Seven and Angel Yaomei'er.
At the same time, in addition to the magical emerald fairy daughter, they sold several treasures obtained from tomb robberies through old relationships, underground black markets, and individual foreign missionaries, and obtained hundreds of thousands of taels in white.
Huahua’s snowflake silver is equivalent to hundreds of millions of yuan today.
That cute little monkey squats and plays on Brother Qi's shoulder every day. He probably thinks that Brother Qi's shoulder is a branch on Mangshan Mountain!
The handsome and elegant Qi Ge, in the late Qing Dynasty when the streets were full of robes and mandarin jackets, wore suits and leather shoes every day, and a white peaked cap on his head, but there was a miniature monkey squatting on his shoulder, which became a strange Western scenery in the Wangfujing area.
As soon as he and Angel Yaomei'er walked down the street, familiar people would nod, bow and flatter, smiling and saying, "Master Qi, where did you buy this monkey? It looks very smart."
Often as soon as the other person finished speaking, the clever little monkey would grab the pipe and pot from the other person's mouth like lightning, hold it in his mouth like a human monkey, and smoke like the other person, only to make it hiss and twitch.
He sneezed and yawned repeatedly, causing familiar and unfamiliar passers-by to laugh, lean forward and backward, and laugh.
Because this little monkey always made the old Beijingers in Wangfujing area laugh and laugh, the old and young men all gave it a resounding name - Hip-Hop Monkey. The owner, Seventh Brother, was very satisfied with this name.
During their rest period in Beijing, the Five Freaks often went to taverns, tea shops, the red light district of Eight Hutongs, visited brothels, drank tea, had some drinks, snacks, soaked in water bathhouses, and gambled for money.
What a great guy, he doesn't care even if he loses! Every move he makes is done like a gentleman, very generous, and he is very respected by old Beijingers in the Wangfujing area.
In a word, you have money. In the turbulent late Qing Dynasty, in the Kyoto Prefecture under the emperor's feet, having money means you are a respected man!
After the darlings got rich, the scenery was very pleasant! No wonder they were not afraid of death for their treasures, and no wonder tomb robbers have emerged in endlessly from ancient times to the present.
Only the handsome Seventh Brother, and the angelic Yaomei'er, always lead the hip-hop monkey, talk about love, make love, be intimate with each other, and go out for a walk.
After returning home, Brother Qi watched Yaomei'er, who liked paintings, graffiti and draw pictures. When they were happy, they had some fun in the yard. After eating and drinking, they hugged and kissed each other.
There is a male and a female, and they look like gods and goddesses.
However, Hua Dan, who has always been deficient in yin and yang, and loves to bite her tongue when eating, has become a little impotent due to excessive indulgence! It is really "asking you how much sorrow you can have, just like a eunuch going to a brothel"!
Under the premise that taking a lot of aphrodisiac pills didn't work, I refused to go out with the four monsters every day to look for flowers and flowers, and began to sleep with my neck curled up during the day. I got up in the middle of the night to play the game of watching the sky at night. I'm sorry,
It would be terrible if this man committed a crime.
It is said that Seventh Brother lived in Wudang Mountain for eleven years and grew up with Zhenren Ziyang. He practiced Taoism and studied under Zhenerba Jingzhen under Ziyang Zhenren, so he was proficient in divination, Taoism, astrology and Qimen Dunjia.
wait!
And this Ziyang Zhenren is indeed the 32nd generation disciple of Tang astrology expert Li Chunfeng, and Li Chunfeng is the student of the famous Tang astronomer Yuan Tiangang. He served the Tang royal family during his lifetime, and both served Wu Zetian.
The Queen has chosen the burial site...
But what about the neurotic Hua Dan? What she learned from Ziyang Zhenren’s disciple Qi Ge was just a superficial knowledge.
Because of impotence, especially at night, you can't have fun and have nothing to do! You dare to play the unique skill of observing the sky at night, and then use your evil words to deceive the public to vent your personal anger! It's really fucking evil, the seven tomb robbers, each one is more interesting than the other
Fucking weird.
No, in the middle of the night, after all the five monsters sleeping in Datongbu fell down, the rattlesnake Erdan, the king of snakes, began to compete with the hip-hop monkey in the house, spitting out fiery red snake bites and "biting" to bully others!
But the young and clever hip-hop monkey is not afraid of this beast. With its freely retractable claws and its natural agility, it constantly teases the poisonous snake in turn.
At this time, when she wakes up or simply pretends to be asleep, she quietly gets up, wears a pullover, and walks to the center of the yard outside the door, where she sits cross-legged and meditates to watch the stars.
But he saw the starry sky: twinkling and twinkling, the sky was full of little stars. In addition, he was drunk every day, so it was difficult for him to be really sober. He was dazzled when he looked at it, and sometimes he even saw stars in his eyes.
In the watery moonlight, it is the "silver candles, the cold autumn light paints the screen, the light fan blows the flowing fireflies, the sky is as cold as water at night, sit and watch the Altair and Vega," you take a look, the night sky is full of fireflies, and there are stars in the yard
Fireflies, this guy really started observing the sky independently at night. He really thought he was Yuan Tiangang or Li Chunfeng, Wanqing Ziyang Zhenren and Qi Ge series in the Tang Dynasty.
You are like the "magic horse" in the night sky: Ursa Major, Ursa Minor, Cancer, Aries, Aquila, Ophiuchus, Monoceros, Orion, Cetus... You only like to show off, and you love to show off your magic.
The guy was so confused by watching it that he became completely obsessed with it in the end.”
This kid's pebble-like little head seemed to be many times bigger than the stars. Once he got tired of looking at it, he would lie on his back on the reed mat, hold his little head, and continue to study the celestial phenomena.
Occasionally, there would be a dazzling shooting star, pulling its beautiful long tail, across the deep night. He would be ecstatic, running around the yard and shouting, until he woke up all the six monsters, stuck their heads out of the window, and yelled at Hua Dan.
Eight generations of ancestors.
When daytime comes, he will pester Seventh Brother and talk about his glorious achievements in observing the sky at night. He also threatens that after seventy-nine days, they will keep walking north for three days and there will be an imperial mausoleum there.
A large tomb appears, and so on...
Brother Qi knew that when he was practicing qigong at the age of nineteen, this boy had become obsessed with it. Now he must be obsessed with observing the sky at night. This really made Brother Qi feel quite painful.
Moreover, since he excavated the mysterious mummy in the bowl tomb, he found that this kid was muttering to himself all day long, talking to himself, as if he was under the spell of the mummy...
Finally, the extremely handsome Seventh Brother was annoyed by the girly Hua Dan! In order to completely wake him up, the Seventh Brother decided to go out in person and accompany him to watch the sky at night, hoping to tease him and teach him a lesson.
This kid.
After dinner the next day, the five monsters sat around the mat. Seventh Brother, with a white skull hanging around his waist, and Hua Dan sat in the center, meditating side by side and looking at the stars, and began a dramatic night viewing of the sky.
Even though Hua Dan has never been a scholar, she is not even a child, and her natural education is not high, but she is still a short-sighted person who doesn't like to wear glasses. At this time, a firefly flew high over the yard, and there was still a firefly in the darkness.
It was very bright, Hua Dan shouted: "Meteor."
Brother Seven immediately shouted like thunder: "Damn it, that's a firefly!"
At this time, the other five monsters all felt extremely painful and could no longer calm down. They couldn't help but stare at each other speechlessly in the courtyard, laughed loudly, and cursed Huadan for pretending to be a ghost, and that he was a lunatic.
But the actress doesn't care about this. She continues to stretch her pebble-like little head, and continues to watch the sky at night with full confidence, looking up at the beautiful and magical night sky, regardless of whether others have a headache or a pain in the balls.
Brother Qi patiently pointed to the brightest North Star, the North Star, and said handsomely and elegantly: "Boy! Look, this is the North Star! It will always stay motionless in the North."
If you can't find the north in a smoldering cemetery at night, once you identify Polaris and any other star, the entire starry sky can be completely identified through the relative positions of the stars! Do you understand?
You big idiot!"
As for Hua Dan, Ya actually dismissed it and was very unconvinced. He thought that he had already outdone the old and was better than the old. He felt that there was nothing strange about watching the celestial phenomena! But he relied on pure spiritual energy. "Those things gave him a headache."
The names and seats of the stars are so amazing." He didn't bother to remember them.
In fact, in order to facilitate their memory, our great ancestors often used the extended handle of the Big Dipper to find the great horn of the constellation Boötes.
In different seasons, the ancients could also locate other significant features in the starry sky: for example, the bright Orion can be passed through in winter, and they can easily find Canis Major, Canis Minor, etc.
In autumn, disciples like the worldly master Ziyang Zhenren - Qi Ge, can playfully find Andromeda, Perseus, etc. through the autumn quadrilateral of Pegasus.
At this time, it is the summer that makes the seven tomb robbers sweat. The Grand Triangle is the easiest feature to find in the summer starry sky. At this time, through this specific reference, Seventh Brother can easily find constellations like Cygnus, Lyra, and Libra.
Eagle, Scorpio, etc...
And can judge the weather based on stars, colors, clouds, etc... without using the modern Hubble Telescope at all.
Just as he was observing the celestial phenomena and patiently explaining it to the arrogant Hua Dan, who gradually became a little fascinated, the clever hip-hop monkey abandoned the midnight battle with the rattlesnake, quietly slipped out of the house and crawled to Brother Seven.
On his thick shoulders, he also imitated his master, raising his head to observe the sky at night...
Suddenly, a burning meteor streaked across the sky from the southwest, dragging a long and sad tail, emitting a dazzling light!
The prankster Seventh Brother, who was both good and evil, immediately stopped talking and signaled everyone not to make any noise and to be quiet.
The laughing Six Monsters were stunned for a moment at first, and then they saw the leader, Seventh Brother, with a serious face, lying on his back on the mat! He stared at the stars in the night sky without taking his eyes off them.
Chapter completed!