Chapter Thirty-ninth Ghost Coffin Treasure Hunting
Speaking of timid Hua Dan, in panic, she suddenly grabbed the angel Yaomei'er with her thin claws, frightening this beauty.
As for the daring Seventh Brother, upon seeing this, he hurriedly put his arms around Angel Yaomei'er's soft shoulders, tilted his head, and shouted to the panicked Hua Dan: "You fucking charlatan"?
Hua Dan still didn't wake up from the hallucination. She leaned back and pointed at the pair of mummies in horror and said: "Look! Look! They are still moving."
Brother Qi aimed at his pebble-like little head, raised his hand and slapped him in the face, saying: "Fuck your mother's one-eyed son, people are already dead, why bother to do anything"!
After hearing this, Hua Dan tried her best to calm down and rubbed her eyes so hard that she almost rubbed the corneas off! Only then could she see clearly what the two mummies looked like before and what they looked like now, they had not moved at all.
Seeing that everyone had stabilized, Seventh Brother let go of Angel Yaomei'er's soft shoulders, and said angrily to Hua Dan: "You damn bastard, you are always like this, nagging, and then
If you scare others like this, I'll see if I don't kick you out of our team!"
In fact, everyone knows that although Qi Ge is a bold and generous person, the truth must be counted. Hua Dan was afraid that Qi Brother would really fire him, so she quickly put her hands together and bowed, just like worshiping Buddha, and kept praying.
Non-stop.
Then, in order to prove that she was not particularly timid, Hua Dan said: "Boss, I was wrong!" while touching the shriveled, dark brown face of the female mummy to show that he was still very brave.
Seeing his frivolous and obscene behavior, Seventh Brother said disdainfully: "You only have this little fucking potential, so hurry up and do my work and carry this female body out first."
As if she had received a commendation and an amnesty order, Hua Dan quickly called on the extremely powerful gorilla and carried the female mummy, which was not heavy, out of the silver coffin. She then carefully searched the body of the female body and touched here and there.
, touching it there while still smiling.
This female mummy had some bright and round pearls and some small jade in its clothes. Hua Dan found them out one by one and put them into her arms.
Immediately afterwards, he stripped the female body naked, rolled his eyes, and saw that there was no more treasure on her body, and then he laughed mischievously.
The gorilla didn't seem to be interested in the female mummy, which had lost its elasticity and vitality. It tilted its head and looked at Hua Dan with contempt, and uttered two words from its thick lips: "Rogue."
Hua Dan rolled her eyes at him and said, "Scoundrel? What kind of normal person do you think you are? Have I played the role of a gangster for your mother? Where did your mother go? Besides, if people are not gangsters, the earth will suffer. I am not a gangster."
, can I have you? Damn!”
The sharp-tongued Hua Dan waggled her thin lips, cursed and counterattacked with a gun and a stick, and scolded the clumsy-tongued gorilla.
I saw the two thick lips of the burly gorilla moving, but he couldn't say anything to counterattack. He had to raise his fist hard and wave it in front of Hua Dan! He gritted his teeth and said word by word: "Sun
You mother-in-law, you dare to scold me again, see if I don’t beat you to death, you try”?
When Hua Dan saw that something was wrong, she knew she had stung a hornet's nest. This gorilla was just an old lady, and she was eighty-one years old at that time. This gorilla was a filial son, and he would go back to his hometown every month to visit his old lady.
In addition to getting a lot of money for my wife when I get home, I also have to carry back a big bag of famous Beijing food so that my wife can eat it for ten days and a half.
If anyone dares to scold the gorilla's mother, he might get angry and provoke others. Hua Dan opened her mouth, but it turned into: "Am I, Hua Dan, still afraid of you, a gorilla? I haven't finished saying this yet.
He has already escaped into the silver coffin."
I saw Brother Qi getting a thick rope cover and putting it around his neck. The other end was put around the shoulders of the mummy, covering the body opposite, and the mummy sat up, as if it had come to life.
The seventh brother first took out a few gems from his sleeves, and then took out a few pieces of agate from his trouser legs. After taking off his clothes, a few pieces of emerald rolled out. The seventh brother's skill in finding gold and treasure,
He is truly unique and has great skills.
Next, he flattened the mummy, took off the noose, and let the snake king Erdan and the monkey king baboon carry him to the bottom of the tomb outside the coffin. He was no longer interested.
As for Hua Dan, this guy is not only very interested in women, but also in men. It could be said that this guy is a bit of a pervert.
I saw this kid jumping down from the silver coffin again, surrounding the rack of mummies, and taking a closer look. When Ya saw that the shriveled heirloom of the mummies was not as big as her own treasure, she not only laughed out loud.
The boy lowered his head and saw that the mummy was "gloomy all over, with dry skin and flesh sticking to the bones, and a sunken belly, like a dried fish that had been dried for several years."
Hua Dan knew that due to the low groundwater level and the high degree of sealing between the coffin and the tomb, the coffin was airtight, so it was not affected by groundwater and moisture and dense fog.
The oxidative process and oxidation process in the coffin consume the remaining oxygen, forming a closed anoxic environment; coupled with the decomposition products of corpse tissue and some substances, it is not conducive to the growth and reproduction of inflammatory bacteria, and the corpse
The decay gradually stopped, so in the end it did not rot, but turned into a brown mummy.
The little perverted Hua Dan seemed very satisfied when she saw that the mummy was not as muscular as herself. She turned her head and saw the gorilla staring at her with big eyes, and quickly climbed into the silver coffin to hide from the disaster.
He saw Brother Qi and others bending down to throw out a lot of rushes, charcoal, lime and other "natural water-absorbing preservatives" in the coffin, and he realized the secret of the corpse gradually turning into a mummy.
In short, the weird and timid Hua Dan, this kid has always had a strong interest in the corpses of the dead, and likes to study all kinds of corpses, such as mummies, mummies, skeletons, etc.! It seems that he is the Great Song Dynasty
Like a criminal.
This deep-rooted old problem of Hua Dan actually has a very deep background and origin. We don’t have extra time yet, so let’s talk about it later.
Shan said that when they threw the embalmed things out of the coffin, a thick rectangular blanket appeared underneath, covered with flowers, very gorgeous! They carefully lifted it up and found that there were three layers in total. When the last layer was lifted up,
The dazzling treasures of the imperial tomb appear before your eyes.
At this time, several people started cheering at the same time. The gorilla, which had just been scolded and was dazed and sulking on the ground, quickly climbed in and stood in the silver coffin, looking at the shining golden treasures of the imperial mausoleum in the coffin.
Not only did she smile brightly, but she also split her thick lips and giggled.
"Oh my god! I'm so happy with the money!" Hua Dan said to the gorilla again in a neutral tone.
Gorilla: "If you don't love money, why are you in this dead man's den?"
Haha, Hua Dan, who was always sharp-tongued, was suddenly stunned and didn't even say a word in return.
Chapter completed!