Chapter 50: Liu Adou's Tomb
In fact, thieves have their ways! Especially tomb thieves, no matter what they do or what tomb they rob, they will make careful plans in advance and know the situation of the tomb thoroughly.
Don't look at their eldest daughter getting on the sedan chair - for the first time - setting foot on the south bank of the Yellow River! It was also the first time that she set foot on the rolling hills of the Mang Mountain land. In fact, Qi Ge and Xue Di Zi had been conducting reconnaissance in the daytime just like contemporary foreign scouts.
specific situation.
Seventh Brother, who has read poetry and books, is not an ordinary rough tomb robber. This kid has a damn deep understanding of astronomy, geography, history and anecdotes.
On the mountain road at night, Snake King Erdan was walking while he stuttered and asked quietly: "Brother Qiqiqi, whose tomb should we steal?"
Seventh Brother: "Erdan, don't talk, just follow me."
Snake King Erdan: "Whose tomb did you rob?"
The blood drops followed: "Liu Adou".
Snake King Erdan: "Who is Liu Adou?"
Xue Di Zi: "You'd better ask Brother Qi."
Snake King Erdan stretched his long head again and asked: "Brother Qiqiqiqi, you are a good person, please don't be so mysterious, okay? Who is Liu Adou?"
The helpless Seventh Brother had no choice but to send him away truthfully: "The Liu Chan who was rescued by General Zhao Yun of the Three Kingdoms is Liu Adou. Adou is his nickname, and Liu Chan is his famous name! He is Liu Bei's silly boy during the Three Kingdoms period! Just like your nickname.
Erdan, his nickname is Erhuo".
Snake King Erdan suddenly realized and said: "Ah, let's go steal this silly kid's tomb"?
Brother Qi sweatdropped and said: "Although Liu Adou was stupid and stupid, he was once the king of a country and the emperor of ten thousand people! When he died, he was not a child, but an old man!"
Ya lived to be sixty-four years old! He was a man of food, drink and fun. He wasted a lot of wine, meat and food. He had three wives, four concubines, seventy-two concubines, and even more beautiful women. Do you still remember Liu Bei's fall in the storytelling?
A child’s story?
Snake King Erdan followed closely behind Brother Seven and said, "I don't, I don't know."
Brother Qi regretted talking too much and said helplessly: "During the Three Kingdoms period of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Cao Cao's army defeated Liu Bei. Liu Bei and his wife were separated and fled in embarrassment. However, his wife and stupid son Adou fell into the hands of Cao's army. The famous generals Zhao Yun and Zhao Zilong fought bravely.
He rode alone into Cao Jun's million-strong camp.
In order not to drag Zhao Yun down, Liu Bei's wife committed suicide by throwing herself into a well. Zhao Yun carried Liu Adou on his back with an old coarse cloth bag, and single-handedly killed the generals on Changban Slope. She was covered in blood, like a bloody gourd, and almost fell into the sand.
He died, and in the end he was wounded all over, and he risked his life to break out of the encirclement of thousands of troops.
When Zhao Yun handed Liu Adou to Liu Bei covered in blood, Liu Bei deliberately threw him to the ground and said: "Little Adou, you almost lost one of my generals! Zhao Yun burst into tears immediately."
Snake King Erdan: "Have you beaten that little bastard to death?"
The seventh brother said angrily: "I rely on you, sir. That was Liu Bei and Uncle Liu's motherfuckers trying to win people's hearts. How could you deliberately throw that little bastard to death? Haven't you motherfuckin' heard of this allusion from the book?"
Snake King Erdan: "I really don't remember, I only know how to play with snakes." After saying that, he touched the rattlesnake on his neck in the dark. The beast suddenly hissed several times, which scared the snake-fearing person.
Brother Qi was so frightened that he quickly took a few steps forward.
Brother Qi was immediately speechless and was too lazy to pay attention to him anymore. The wind felt under his feet and he started to walk on the night road. Everyone followed him and trotted behind him, chasing him fiercely. Snake King Erdan chased Brother Qi so hard that he was almost thrown to the ground and chewed in the mud.
In fact, what Brother Qi said is not false at all. A few miles southeast of the many tombs of emperors of the Han Dynasty, there is the tomb of Liu Bei's son Liu Chan and Liu Adou.
After the Kingdom of Shu was defeated, Liu Adou was frightened and ignored his wife, children, and children, just to survive! Then Liu Chan and Liu Adou, who surrendered to Mali'er, were escorted to Luoyang City by Wuhua Dadai, and then they were banned because of their cowardice and stupidity.
For the short-seller An Le Gong, he was placed under house arrest in the small town of Adou, where he lived a life of unfreedom but leisurely comfort.
Once, Liu Adou and Sima Zhao drank and ate meat together. After drinking for three times and enjoying the food, when the beautiful pop music of Shu was played during the dinner, the ministers of Shu were all moved and sad, with tears filling their eyes and throats becoming choked.
Tears shed...
Only the silly melon boy Liu Adou, but regardless of this, he still eats big chunks of meat and drinks from big bowls! He laughs freely. Because he is stupid and crazy, he only knows that drinking wine, eating meat, and playing with beautiful women is heaven on earth.
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At this time, Sima Zhao, who was drunk and full of bad ideas, asked him: "Liu Adou, do you miss Shu?"
Liu Adou blurted out: "I am happy here, but I don't miss Shu." You see, with this IQ and temperament, the idiom "I am happy but don't miss Shu" comes from this bastard king of the kingdom. He is really a shameful and conspicuous person who subjugates his country.
In AD 271, during the war and chaos, Liu Adou cut off his hair and died! He never had the chance to eat meat, drink, and play with beautiful women! He was then buried on Mang Mountain east of Zhaiquan Village, Pingle Town, Mengjin.
Looking at the history of swordsmanship and bloodshed at that time, from Liu Bang, the emperor of the Han Dynasty, who said "The wind is blowing and the clouds are flying!" to Liu Chan's "I am happy and reluctant to miss Shu", it is really a history of the war between Han Dynasty and Han Dynasty that started as a comedy and ended in tragedy.
In fact, in the 1960s, Liu Adou's tomb was still more than two feet high and five feet in diameter. Later, when local mountain people poured water into the mountain, the tomb completely collapsed. The ruins you see today have long been razed.
For level ground!
The imperial mausoleum of this subjugated king was robbed by Qi Ge and others as early as the late Qing Dynasty, and was later broken into and destroyed by petty tomb robbers.
Not only that, there are also the tombs of more than a dozen emperors from the Three Kingdoms of the Eastern Han Dynasty in Mang Mountain: such as the original mausoleum of Emperor Guangwu, Gongling Mausoleum of Emperor An, Xianling Mausoleum of Shun Emperor, Huailing Mausoleum of Chongdi, Wenling Mausoleum of Lingdi, Cao Wei Yiling Mausoleum, and Shouyang Mausoleum of Emperor Wen
, Wuling of the Western Jin Dynasty...and so on!
And around the imperial mausoleum, there are also dense tombs with various characteristics, large and small. They are all the tombs of princes, nobles, and relatives of the emperor! These tombs of the Eastern Han Dynasty alone were enough for them to dig for a year and a half.
Loaded.
It’s true that ordinary people can’t get rich without windfall, and stallions can’t get fat without night grass! Let’s see how they get fat? Quack!
It is said that the seven tomb robbers wore black mouse clothes in the dark night, hid the snow-white sweat-blooded BMW, and brought the howler monkey (the pure scientific name of the hip-hop monkey) to Liu Adou's tall imperial mausoleum, and they were about to operate.
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In fact, Seventh Brother is indeed a master among masters when it comes to Feng Shui positioning.
But having said that, experts have their limits, not to mention he is a human being, a green young man! He is not the god who can ride on the clouds in the mythical Journey to the West, it is all an interpretation of folklore in classical mythology. After dinner, he grinds his teeth, chews melon seeds, and bickers.
A good show and a good story that will make you addicted.
These guys like Brother Qi don’t believe in ghosts, gods, or evil. They are absolutely audacious, and they are really going to do it!
In fact, Brother Qi had already determined the specific location of the tomb door during the day. As for the underground palace tomb chamber, this tomb was one of the few he encountered whose location was difficult to confirm.
So Seventh Brother decided to break through from the front of the tomb gate, drive straight in, and go straight to Liu Adou's lair, so as not to miss the mark by a hair, miss thousands of miles, and waste all his efforts.
That chaotic late Qing Dynasty! At that time, Mang Mountain was located on the south bank of the roaring Yellow River, overlooking Yanzhao and Hebei in the distance! There was no one around day and night, so there was no need to worry about interference, let alone arrests by government agents.
In the dark night, the seventh brother first turned around his peaked cap, hugged Angel Yaomei's waist tightly with one hand, raised the red ribbon wine gourd with the other hand, took two strong sips of wine to suffocate the donkey, then tucked it into his waist and waved his big hand
, smelling of alcohol, said to the five monsters: "Damn it, hurry up and start working for me."
Just a bang was heard, and the extremely powerful gorilla chiseled down with his hoe, hitting a hard rock under the ground. Suddenly! Fire splattered in the night!
The little howler monkey, which had never seen much of the world and was shocked, was originally known as a wild loud voice in nature and loved to roar. At this time, it immediately opened its mouth and suddenly roared loudly! The seven tomb robbers
Strangely caught off guard!
Chapter completed!