Chapter 68: The Mysterious Wild Boar Feast Plan
It is said that the snow-white sweat-blooded BMW, like a gust of wind, carried the sturdy Seventh Brother, the beautiful and sexy angel Yaomei'er, and more than thirty kilograms of wild boar from Laoshan to Mangshan, and was attacked by five monsters.
A king's welcome.
In fact, the five monsters welcomed the more than 30 kilograms of wild boar meat, haha! Only the little howler monkeys welcomed the owner in the most sincere and pure way, without bringing on the appetite, haha.
This beautiful and cute little howler monkey has a long, fluffy tail. It can be used to hang a golden bell upside down on the crooked neck tree to adapt to its favorite arboreal life.
At this time, it was jumping around Brother Qi, barking, roaring, and was as happy as a magical horse.
The body of the little howler monkey is covered with fiery red and thick fur. According to the intensity of the sunset light and the angle of exposure, it changes into various colors from golden green to purple red. It is very strange and beautiful. It is a very cute and interesting child.
wild little guy.
At this time, Erdan Er asked in a huffing voice: "Brother Qiqiqi, what have you been doing after you have been gone for so long?"
Hearing this, the angel Yaomeier, who had "a guilty conscience", blushed half-face and lowered her head, like a daughter-in-law who had just left the bridal chamber in the morning and accidentally bumped into her father-in-law...
Brother Seven jumped off his horse, waved his horse whip, and said nonchalantly: "Damn you, where did all this nonsense come from? Take off the meat quickly, hurry up."
Snake King Erdan was playing with the rattlesnake that was spitting out monster-like snake bites from its neck, stretching its long bald head, and continued to stammer: "How did you get this wild boar meat?"
Brother Qi grabbed his white peaked hat, slapped it on the ground and said, "Why are you talking so much nonsense? Hurry up and unload the wild boar meat for me. Do you still want to eat it?"
Snake King Erdan knew that Brother Qi's violent temper would be like a thunderbolt from a firecracker, so he had no choice but to unload the wild boar meat.
But he still did not forget the doubts in his heart and continued to ask: "Brother Qiqiqiqi, what on earth did you do? What?"
Seeing that he couldn't get through the prevarication, Seventh Brother finally got impatient, put his hands on his hips, glared, and shouted loudly: "You fucking douchebag, can you die without asking me? Huh? Hurry up and pack the wild boar meat for me."
It's clean, I'm going to have a big wild boar feast to reward everyone."
Seeing that Brother Qi was really angry, Snake King Erdan had no choice but to put the wild boar meat on a big rock, took out a sharp knife, and started to scrape the pig hair.
While he was shaving the wild boar, he was also whispering curses. Anyway, Brother Qi couldn't hear clearly what he was mumbling.
Snake King Erdan's knife skills are very good. In just a short while, he completely removed the wild boar's hair. Then he followed Brother Qi's instructions and cut the delicious wild boar into strips. Each strip weighed about a kilogram and ** inches.
It's long and as thick as a wrist, perfect for hanging on branches for barbecue.
The seven monsters were looking for dry firewood, some were looking for dry firewood, some were lighting fires, and some were boiling water. It was so lively.
After a while, two bonfires spit out blazing red flames and began to work. One pile was boiling water, and the other was roasting meat. Everyone gathered around the bonfire, chatting away, and they were so happy.
After a while, the gorilla on the left boiled the mountain spring water, and the white steam was rising. The little monkey ran over and took a sip, and spit it out immediately. He bared his teeth and stuck out his tongue, which made the gorilla angry.
Laughing loudly.
A few people here used branches to thread the meat, flipping it over the fire, and grilling it evenly.
The tongue of fire licked the red meat, making a sizzling sound! Fatty wild boar meat emitted fragrant oil beads, which dripped into the fire from time to time, and with a pop, a redder flame appeared.
When the sunset turned into the color of bright oranges, they roasted a dozen fragrant wild boar meats and four whole wild boar legs. The seventh brother took the lead in cooking - the extremely delicious wild boar feast began.
Seventh Brother, shirtless and with all his frightening muscles, sat beside a campfire with the Six Monsters. He handed the little howler monkey and the angel sister a wild boar leg that was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside. Everyone ate the wild boar leg.
Pork, drinking the powerful donkey liquor, laughed happily.
In fact, the food habits of howler monkeys are very mixed. They are the kind of people who like to eat only if they have good teeth, good appetite, good health, and delicious food! Red fruits and green leaves are all the things they like to eat.
But in general, Houhou mainly eats vegetarian food, which is a bit like the monks in the temple! Haha.
Each adult howler monkey can eat three to four kilograms of food in a day. It can be said that it is a foodie! The big monkey is one meter long, as big as a large hunting dog, and has a tail that is more than one meter long. The head and tail are two meters long. It is very small.
Considered small.
Although the young howler monkey is not yet an adult, it is growing rapidly. Its body is already more than two feet long, and its tail is also two feet long. It is already very edible.
The little howler monkey grunted and happily grabbed the wild boar leg given to it by Brother Seven, tore it apart with its mouth and sharp claws, and chewed it.
The little guy tilted his furry head, looking at this and that. He looked like a monkey, with his mouth, paws, and fur all covered in oil.
The monkey's teeth were stuffed with pig sinews, and the monkey's mouth was blocked with wild boar meat! So it couldn't care less about howling and roaring anymore. It was a great pleasure to eat.
Speaking of wild boar, it is indeed tender, fragrant and unique. This food, which is widely loved by people on earth, is an ancient traditional delicacy of the northern nomads. It was once called "tent food".
As a kind of delicacy in the palace, it ranks among the elegant halls.
Think about it, it has a mellow taste and throat-moisturizing enjoyment. This game is rich in flavor, with more lean meat and less fat. It is rich in nutrients. It contains seventeen kinds of amino acids and a variety of trace elements. It can quickly replenish physical strength and strengthen the body.
Why not make "Seven People and One Monkey" happy with delicious food?
In his exuberant mood, Brother Qi did not forget what he was here to eat. The wild boar meat was just a sideshow, not the main theme. He knew the purpose of this trip and his original plan step by step...
In a word, Brother Qi didn’t bring everyone here to eat wild boar meat.
The number one tomb robber in the Manchu Qing Dynasty was currently brewing a series of terrifying tomb robbing plans!
He just heard him gurgle, swallowed a piece of wild boar meat, took two swigs of donkey lao wine, cleared his burning throat, sat up straight with a solemn look on his face, and said his next step
Chapter completed!