Chapter 75: Yao Meier Overturns the Vinegar
The enigmatic Seventh Brother sat cross-legged in the Laojun Temple and carefully inspected the black Tantric skull, but the six monsters were not allowed to touch it, let alone the little howler monkeys to snatch it.
But people are all very curious, and once their curiosity is completely opened, "pandora's box of troubled bees will fly out and sting you both", leaving you with no peace of mind ever since!
Now, the curiosity of the six monsters has been opened by the Tantric Skull, and it is completely opened, and the fire is activated.
Maybe Seventh Brother realized everyone's curiosity, so he had to be wary of the Six Monsters, so even when he slept after that, Seventh Brother slept with the skull in his arms.
You know, the seventh brother used to hold the angel Yaomei'er to sleep every night, and when convenient, he would "pear a pear tree over a begonia, and dance with fish and dragons all night"! In a word, the mysterious skull,
Temporarily ruthlessly replaced Angel Yaomei'er.
This makes Angel Yaomei'er very unhappy! Women are relatively narrow-minded and like to get some advantages and be taken seriously.
Moreover, Angel Yaomeier did not marry Brother Qi for the gold and silver, but she eloped purely for love without hesitation, betraying her widowed mother and all her relatives, just to be with her sweetheart, Brother Qi.
together.
But now, her status has obviously been challenged, and it seems that she is not as important as a lifeless skull.
Although Angel Yaomei'er is not the kind of little woman who likes to be jealous and careless, once this beautiful lady starts to care about her, it will be terrible.
In fact, a woman who has big breasts and wears three-point and one-piece underwear is still a woman.
Although she knew that the Tantric Iron Tree Skull might be really important, Seventh Brother not only didn't tell the Five Monsters, he didn't even reveal any inside information to her, not even this pillow talk. Why not let Angel Yaomei know?
My son is lost and angry.
Although it is said that "like is a light love, love is a deep liking"! But no matter how much you like it, you will be annoyed. Now, Angel Yaomeier's "aunt" came unexpectedly, making her very irritable, always trying to arouse Qi
Brother’s attention, prove your importance and existence.
When we had lunch the next day, except Angel Yaomei'er who acted like a princess and did not participate in burying the pot to make rice, everyone took action. Even the little howler monkey helped collect firewood and add water, but little howler monkey
After all, monkeys are animals, relatives of human beings, not humans on earth who are the spirits of all things.
Therefore, when the little howler monkey imitated the seventh brother, lying on the ground and tilting its head, squinting its eyes and puffing out its cheeks to blow fire, it almost got its red monkey hair set on fire.
Angel Yaomei'er wanted to laugh, but she just tried not to laugh.
When everyone cooked a big pot of fragrant green wild vegetables, baked the ready-made pancakes, sesame seed cakes, and steamed buns, and started to wolf them down, even the little howler monkeys started to use their furry paws to pick up a baked golden steamed bun.
Following the example of Seventh Brother, he ate like a human and a monkey.
But Angel Yaomei'er sat there quietly, with her big eyes closed, motionless, like a female Bodhisattva who descended from the fairy world to meditate! In fact, this was her silent protest.
Brother Qi tilted his head and asked with concern: "Yao Mei'er, why don't you eat?"
Angel Yaomeier looked at Brother Qi with her big, resentful eyes and said, "I can't eat it!"
Brother Qi put down half a piece of golden fire and asked, "What's wrong with you? Where do you feel uncomfortable?"
Angel Yaomeier said aggrievedly: "What kind of crap do I eat every day? I can't eat it. I have no appetite."
Brother Qi, who was deeply in love with Angel Yaomei'er, grabbed off his white peaked cap and said, "What do you want to eat? Tell me!"
Angel Yaomeier lifted her waterfall-like hair, took out a small duck-egg-shaped mirror, tilted her head, looked at her delicate and charming face, and said angrily: "Forget it, in this barren mountain, I
You can’t buy whatever you want to eat.”
But Seventh Brother took it seriously, because although this boy was both good and evil, he was the kind of "male silver" who was chivalrous and courageous, with a sword and a heart, and he didn't want his woman to be wronged in the slightest.
What's more, Angel Yaomeier eloped with him for love and fell out with all her family and friends.
Angel Yaomei'er does not seek fame or profit, and she has never blushed or lost her temper with him. In fact, that is not easy, and it is not something that ordinary women can do.
Brother Qi bent down at this time, picked up the strong riding crop on the ground and said, "What do you want to eat? Brother Qi will go to Luoyang City to buy it for you!"
At this moment, Angel Yaomei'er felt a little proud in her heart. What she wanted was the feeling of being valued, cared for and loved. Seeing Brother Qi's "crazy, crazy look!" she couldn't help but feel funny in her heart, and she turned angry.
For joy.
However, no matter how stupid a girl is, she still has a lot of skills! She still looked unhappy and said: "I want to eat Kaifeng soup dumplings"! Take a look, this is clearly making things difficult for Brother Seven.
Unexpectedly, the tough Seventh Brother laughed and said: "You told me earlier, I heard that Kaifeng soup dumplings are famous all over the world and are a famous food in the Central Plains. I heard that there is a semicolon in Luoyang City. You
Wait, I’ll come as soon as I go.”
As soon as he finished speaking, Seventh Brother put the black Tantric skull into an old coarse cloth bag and carried it firmly on the tiger's back.
Then, he untied the reins of the sweaty horse from outside the temple, flew on the horse, and lightly whipped the horse on the plump buttocks with a leather whip. The sweaty horse then trotted away with its hooves as big as a bowl.
Went down to Mang Mountain.
As soon as we got off the mountain, this snow-white horse likes to run and is full of energy! It doesn't even need Brother Qi's push, it just flies along the road towards the vast city of Luoyang. It's like a strong wind blowing snow, which is very exciting.
Breathtaking.
When Seventh Brother came back on his sweaty BMW, the horse snorted and puffed out hot air. Seventh Brother jumped off the horse and handed a packet of paper-wrapped soup dumplings to Angel Yaomei'er.
There was still steam rising before my eyes.
"Wow, there are plenty of xiaolongbao to eat!" The five monsters came around one after another, wagging their noses, and wanted to make trouble for the offenders, but they were scolded by Brother Qi, and they all consciously stepped back and squatted down to eat their own roasted dry food.
Went to drink wild vegetable soup.
At this moment, the agile little howler monkey took advantage of Brother Qi not paying attention, stretched out his paws like lightning, grabbed a bun and ran away.
The guy ran to a place six meters away. Seeing that no one was chasing him, he opened Lei Gong's mouth wider than the mouth of a teacup and swallowed the bun in one mouthful.
Immediately afterwards, the little howler monkey was so hot that it jumped up, squeaked strangely, bared its teeth and grinned, and jumped on the ground for a long time, "like a happy lobster."
Fortunately, the buns were not freshly baked, otherwise the little howler monkey would have been burned until his mouth was soaked.
Although Luoyang City is not far from Mang Mountain, look at the speed of this bloody BMW!
At this time, the kind angel Yaomei'er was surrounded by great warmth and emotion, and felt extremely comfortable. The strange thing about this feeling of comfort was that she suddenly felt no longer hungry.
So! She distributed the soup dumplings to the little howler monkey and the five monsters, and finally gave one to Brother Seven. She only ate three in total and felt very full.
Haha, maybe to a large extent, love can really be eaten.
Maybe those couples who are full of food, full of fat and no love, and still feel unsatisfied with their lives, can learn something from this.
That night, the Seven Tomb Robbers stayed at Laojun Temple. When night fell, they lay down on the ground and began to fall asleep, because they were too tired these past few days and needed a few good sleeps to make up for it.
Haha.
But according to custom, Seventh Brother did not fall asleep next to the angel sister, but fell asleep next to the blood drops and gorillas on the left and right, hugging the skull tightly.
This made Angel Yaomeier feel angry again. She knocked over the jar of sour vinegar and couldn't sleep for a long time. She didn't know how long it took, but in her hazy state, she felt that Snake King Erdan suddenly sat up like a ghost and screamed.
I asked everyone several times.
Then, looking at the silent Snake King Erdan, he quietly stepped over the gorilla who was sleeping like a dead pig, bent down, and quietly approached the seventh brother who was snoring like thunder.
Chapter completed!