Question: "Hungry?"

Answer: "Don't be hungry!"

Question: "Are you sleepy?"

Answer: "Sleepy!"

Question: "Do you want to go home?"

Answer: "I want to!"

The appearance performed by the mother and son once again blinded Ye Zi's eyes.

Su Tong immediately returned with a arrogant and cold look and said, "Vice General Xiang, you have also heard that my son is not hungry but just sleepy and wants to go home, so..."

However, Su Tong's arrogant and cold posture had just recovered and was shattered by his precious son.

"Mommy, I'm not hungry and sleepy, but I want to have dinner before going home!" The little baby blinked his watery eyes and said.

What the hell!

It's definitely not my biological son!

Even if you don’t have to do DNA, Su Tong will directly define it!

Su Tong held back the storm of blue veins on her forehead and said, "Aren't you hungry?"

"But I want to eat!"

Su Tong: "..."

Ye Zi: "..."

Xiang Lin smiled.

Ten minutes later.

I saw a black Mercedes-Benz driving on the wide Youbai Road.

Since it was already early morning, the wide Youbai Road was empty except for occasionally one or two cars galloping by.

But the silence of the night did not conceal the cheerful atmosphere in the carriage.

"Baby, do you like Spider-Man?" Xiang Lin, who was driving, asked this question first.

After hearing Xiang Lin's words, the little baby looked exhausted, and immediately stood up in a boiling manner, and turned to Lin Tan's little head. He stared at two shiny eyes and said, "I like it, I like it, I like it, I like it, Spider-Man is so handsome, so miserable..."

The little baby is talking about it endlessly.

It was not until Xiang Lin took out a gift box and handed it to him that he stopped.

Question: "What is this?"

"Tear apart." Xiang Lin said with a mysterious smile.

Gifts in packaging boxes always arouse people's curiosity.

The same is true for the little baby, so it immediately broke him out of nothing.

When I saw a Spider-Man mask inside.

I couldn't hide my excitement immediately and shouted: "Wow! So handsome!"

"Thank you to Uncle Lin! I love you so much!"

After the little kid said that, she went straight to Lin’s cheek and gave a kiss.

If it weren't for the scruples Xiang Lin was driving at this time, he would have wanted to pounce on him directly.

The little kid's enthusiasm made Su Tong feel cold and indifferent.

I couldn't help but secretly contempt in my heart: "My treasure, are we a little promising? I'm just a Spider-Man mask and I'll buy you. If I give you some other sweetness, wouldn't you just leave with me... It seems that her education is really not good!"

When Su Tong thought of this, she was filled with a slut.

At this moment, the little kid said again: "I'll tell you a joke to Uncle Lin, okay?"

He said to Lin: "Okay."

"This is the story between Xiao Ming and his father. One day Xiao Ming said to his father, Dad, I'm so cold." The little baby said while holding his arms with both hands, looking cold and trembling. This look made Su Tong twitch the corners of his mouth again, but the little guy still ignored it completely and continued, "Guess what Xiao Mingming's father said?"

Faced with the problem of the little baby, he raised his eyebrows towards Lin.

It is naturally based on the thinking of normal people.

Say: "Wear more clothes."

"no!"

Say: "Open the air conditioner a little bigger?"

"no!"

Said: "Hold a hot water bag!"

"no!"

...

Xiang Lin guessed a series of unhealthy one after another, which made him raise his eyebrows and ask, "What did you say?"

The little baby kept it a secret and didn't say it directly, but looked at Su Tong and said, "Mommy, do you know?"

Su Tong coughed dryly and said, "Standing on the corner!"

As soon as Su Tong finished speaking, a bright light flashed between the little kid Mou Yu and said, "Bingo! You've got the answer right!"

Xiang Lin was puzzled.

He raised his eyebrows and asked, "Why?"

"Because the corner is 90 degrees! Hahaha..." The little kid said that, and she laughed out loud.

Xiang Lin felt a gust of wind blowing by in a flash, which could not be described by the word "cold".

This woman was able to answer such a question, it was indeed a mother and son.

The little kid stopped laughing and said, "Is Uncle Lin funny?"

"Okay!" Xiang Lindao.

"Then why don't you laugh?" asked the little baby.

Xiang Lin wanted to say, can I laugh? Now I can’t even cry.

Isn’t this an obvious bullying?

But in order to cater to the atmosphere, I had to squeeze out a smile.

But who knew that as soon as the smile was squeezed out, the little kid said directly: "So, Uncle Lin, why do you laugh so ugly than crying!"

The little kid's words made Su Tong laugh out loud.

Xiang Lin cried.

Because he was almost killed by this little guy.

I thought to myself, even if he laughs worse than crying, you can't tell the truth?

good!

Children's words are ruthless!

"Would you please tell you another joke to Uncle Lin?" The little kid said with interest.

Come again? Is it over?

Although Xiang Lin thought so in her heart, she still smiled and said, "Okay!"

"This story is still the story of Xiao Ming, but it's not his and his father, but..." The little kid continued his story with a mysterious smile. He said: "One day, the teacher told your classmates that if you were the emperor and I was the prime minister, what would you say to me?" At this moment, Xiao Ming stood up..." The little kid looked at Xiang Lin and said: "Uncle Xiang Lin, guess what he said?"

A man like Xiang Lin Aqiang who is very meticulous in his daily life would not be able to see any jokes. This kind of game is almost the same for Xiao Yan to play.

But obviously Xiang Lin has been forced to this point now and has no way to retreat.

So I thought about it secretly.

Since it is a cold joke, we naturally cannot consider it according to common sense.

What will you say?

Emperor? Prime Minister?

Bingo!

Have it!

"Retreat the court!" Xiang Lin said.

The little baby waved his hand and said, "No, right!"

Asked Lin: "What is that?"

The little baby coughed dryly, waved his hand with a full momentum and said, "Drag it out and beheaded! Hahaha..."
To be continued...