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Chapter 269 Body Artist

"Now it seems that the better way is yours. The fourth sister is drunk now. Telling her is probably in vain. Look at the current situation, it seems that she will fight for whoever pays her.

, now it’s pretty good that you don’t have to fight with us. I think you are the only one who can use this trick well now. Come on, Master, get the Fourth Sister away from me???” Zhang Dahu looked at the already drunk

The fourth sister has a big headache.

"I'm sorry, just wait a minute. When you left, did you forget what our brother said? He said that if he invited his fourth sister back, wouldn't you have kidnapped her?" Huang Shizi spread his hands and said,

His face was full of depression.

"What should we do? This won't work, and that won't work either. The fourth sister is like this now. If you can use your mouth to invite her back, will I give you whatever you want?" Zhang Dahu curled his lips and asked the fourth sister now.

It's obviously not feasible for my sister to go back.

"Okay, this is what you said, don't regret it then????" The yellow lion laughed, and then with a proud head, he spat, pushed down the yellow hair on his head, and tidied it up.

I checked my clothes and saw that my appearance was quite decent, my leather shoes were shiny, and my hair was wet with saliva and stuck to my head.

After the bag was put, this guy walked up and imitated the gentlemen in other movies, bowing affectionately in front of the fourth sister and saluting. The eyes of Zhang Dahu and the younger brothers behind him almost popped out of his head.

Everyone was dumbfounded. What the hell was this boy Huang Shili doing? When had I ever seen this boy behave in such a civilized manner?

Before a few people could react, they saw Huang Shizi smiling affectionately at the fourth sister and saying: "Fourth sister, I am a painter who studies human body art. I have admired you for a long time. Can you let me

May I treat you to a meal?"

"I'll wipe????" Zhang Dahu almost spat out his saliva. Huang Shizi was now acting as if he was a great artist, with a gentleman's expression on his face. He grabbed the penis from behind.

A younger brother: "Boy, when did your boss become an artist who studies the human body?" Damn it, why didn't I know? Is this guy studying the art of sex? Damn it, he pretends to look like it???

"

"I????Brother Tiger, I don't know either! Who knows why Brother Lion suddenly became like this? He probably learned it from movies. I think he just watches that movie when he has nothing to do recently.

Titanic, I guess I learned it from there!" The younger brother behind him touched his head, with a surprised and fresh look on his face, and his eyes were rounded, as if he had encountered a ghost in broad daylight.

The eyes and chins of the boys behind Zhang Dahu almost dropped to the floor. They looked at the affectionate yellow lion pretending to be an artist in surprise. What is this guy doing now? What kind of pose is he wearing?

"Oh, you're so awesome. This body artist asked him to pretend, don't tell me, it's really like that." Zhang Dahu touched his chin and looked to the left, wondering: "But, I

I always feel that there is something a little bit arrogant about me. Although this guy pretends to be very involved and thinks very much, there is always something gangster and reckless about him. The more I look at him, the more he feels more and more awkward.

I think it’s an eyesore???”

"Yeah, the body artist pretended by Brother Lion seems to smell like a pig with a green onion stuck in his nose, which doesn't sound like an elephant???" A boy at the back looked at it for a long time, touched his nose and thought for a long time, and finally said this.

One sentence.

"Here, you have a bright future. What you said is on point, but it doesn't look like an elephant sticking a green onion in a pig's nose!" Zhang Dahu burst out laughing when he heard this, and the younger brother behind him quickly shut up after half the laughter.

Their mouths and faces turned red, their shoulders hunched, they wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh. After all, the Yellow Lion was their boss. If they laughed so unscrupulously now, they would have to skin the Yellow Lion when they got back!

Huang Shizi ignored Zhang Dahu's ridicule and continued to make an affectionate gesture: "Fourth Sister, I have been studying human body art for a long time and have reached the point of proficiency. I happened to meet Fourth Sister here today, and I wanted to invite Fourth Sister.

Sister, I would like to have a meal with you and exchange our thoughts and understandings on art. In addition, I have always admired the name of the fourth sister for a long time, but I have no chance to meet you. Today???"

"Bullshit!" Unexpectedly, the fourth sister suddenly said something shocking: "What kind of human body art? Aren't you painters just painting girls' naked bodies and taking wet photos? Why are you pretending to be human bodies?"

Artists? Body artists just want to take pictures of a few women with coquettish hairstyles and weird and fashionable looks.

Either he is Vegeta, or he is carrying a picture frame, or he is carrying a camera. He just wants to seduce those ignorant and simple little girls. I have seen people like you a lot. Can you please stop making trouble?

What kind of body artist are you? You don’t look like it at first glance. What kind of art do I look up to when people talk to me the most????"

Huang Shishi really didn't expect that the fourth sister could be so tough. Not only did he see through him at a glance, but she also didn't give him any face. At this time, Huang Shishi was ready to say a few words affectionately. Now he has a different face.

He turned red from holding it in, and after sobbing for a long time, he finally said: "I guess, I am really an artist who studies human body art. I just want to treat you to a meal???"

"Haha????" the fourth sister said with a drunken smile: "Who are you fooling? Do you think I haven't seen those sanctimonious artists? I have seen a lot of body artists like you, and those body artists have nothing to do with it.

They won't come to this kind of place, they are going to high-end entertainment

In entertainment venues, nightclubs, bars, etc., or banquets for upper-class people, would a soulful artist carry his picture frame and eat skewers in a food stall? If you look at it, you are not a professional, you are lying.

People are not professional, do you know why these fake artists don’t come to a place like this?”

"???????" Huang Shishi shook his head vigorously, and the fourth sister chuckled: "Because they dress up like body artists just to seduce a few more girls and seduce a few ignorant girls. There will be

Are you here, an ignorant girl? Please, even if you are lying, please don’t be so unprofessional, okay? Can you be more professional? Besides, you look like a ruffian and you look like a promiscuous person. What are you pretending to do?

Artist????"

At this time, Huang Shizi was scolded by the fourth sister, and his face was already flushed red, and finally there were black lines all over his forehead. This is so frustrating. As soon as he spoke, his mother was exposed, and he still felt good about himself.

, didn’t I just pretend to look like one? How could the fourth sister see through it so quickly? This guy now has a black line on his forehead, and he feels so aggrieved!

"Haha??? Are you bragging about your awesomeness?" Zhang Dahu had a smile on his face and scolded the yellow lion. He usually couldn't seize the opportunity. Now he finally has such a good opportunity, so of course he must take advantage of it.

He scolded the yellow lion: "Oh, what am I saying? For a gangster like you, why are you pretending to be a body artist? Don't be embarrassed. If you brag too much, it will be easy to break????"

When Huang Shishi saw that his awesomeness had been exposed, he had studied in movies for several days and was ready to show off, but he didn't know that he didn't show off and was exposed. He felt so aggrieved that he immediately

No longer pretending, he reached out and brushed his hair twice, assuming his original appearance: "Fourth sister, let me tell you straight, we are here to ask you to come back with us, and we already know everything about you.

???”

"If you don't go, what if you are bad people? I want money now, but I have nothing. I have nothing. What do you want from me? Don't think that I will follow you after you settle the bill for me. Mendu

No????" The fourth sister pushed the yellow lion away and made a sound, as if she was about to vomit, but she didn't. She burped and staggered and said: "I have lost power now. I am not the same four as before.

Sister????"

"Fourth sister, let me tell you, is this what happened? Our one????" Huang Shizi saw that the fourth sister was about to fall, and was afraid that she would be broken, so he quickly reached out to help the fourth sister.

Come on, who would have thought that the weight of the fourth sister would all fall on Huang Shili. He almost fell down due to the pressure, and his face turned red: "Fourth sister, it's really heavy. I'll rub it. This amount is enough."

Can you bear it????"

"Fourth sister, please wake up first and stand up????" Huang Shiliu supported the fourth sister hard. Before he finished speaking, the fourth sister puffed up her cheeks and made a "wow" sound. The fourth sister drank too much.

Too much. Now when the cold wind blows, I feel nauseated. I suddenly feel like my stomach is churning, and my fists spurt out. Otherwise,

If the yellow lion had quick eyes and quick hands, he would have quickly tested his head and probably sprayed it directly on the yellow lion's face. The fourth sister vomited all over the floor. The yellow lion secretly said something bad. When he turned his head, he saw a big push.

The dirt is all over my body. Damn, my new clothes are my new ones.

, it was all over now, the smell almost took away the breath from Huang Shizi. Being unable to withstand the smell, Huang Shishi stood back, and the fourth sister's body pressed against his.

body, pressed over, but unfortunately when the yellow lion stepped back, he stepped on the filth vomited by the fourth sister, and the yellow lion

There was a fourth sister on the body. At this time, the drunk fourth sister was limp, and all the weight of her body was pressed on the yellow lion. The yellow lion's body suddenly sank, his feet slipped, and his body
Chapter completed!
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