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Chapter 137 Pick a moon and taste the saltiness

In the gold card box of Emgrand KTV, Lan Jiujiu sat on the sofa like a nymphomaniac, his angelic face showed a deep fascination, and his spring eyes stared at Lin Tian silently like water.

She just learned from Long Baoer and Xie Yumeng how powerful Lin Tian was in front of her. At least in her impression, she had never seen or heard of such a powerful person in the world.

.If Long Baoer and Xie Yumeng hadn't sworn to the lamp, she wouldn't even believe it.

As for Long Baoer and Xie Yumeng, they were singing and dancing with two microphones. Their black hair was flying up and down, and the two jade peaks on their chests were rising and falling, making Lin Tian's belly feel hot.

Ji Qiuyun, on the other hand, was like a docile and well-behaved kitten, lying on Lin Tian's lap, looking at Lin Tian lovingly with her beautiful eyes.

Zhao Yuyao sat elegantly next to her, holding a cup of sour plum soup and sipping it slowly. She was so thirsty that she was holding two large bottles of Sprite and drinking heavily.

After Long Baoer and Xie Yumeng finished singing a song, they sat back on the sofa and drank some drinks out of breath.

"Hmm...is there a quieter place here?" Lin Tian asked.

Quiet? This is a KTV, even the toilet can't be quiet...

"Honey, why are you looking for a quiet place? Are you sleepy?" Ji Qiuyun asked sweetly.

Sleepy? Hearing these two words, Xie Yumeng's sly and pretty face couldn't help but blush. She remembered the scene where the bastard in front of her hugged her to sleep all night. If he is sleepy now, he will

You won't let them accompany you?

Just as he was thinking about it, Lin Tian shook his head and said, "I'm not sleepy, beautiful wife. I just want to find a quiet place to help my wife Bao'er lose weight."

Lose weight? Everyone's eyes immediately turned to Long Bao'er, but no one could see where Long Bao'er had gained weight. There was no trace of fat on his waist. It was convex where it should be and concave where it should be...

However, Long Baoer understood this sentence clearly, and a look of vigilance immediately appeared on his face, "Big pervert, what do you want to do?"

"Brother Tian, ​​Sister Bao'er doesn't seem too fat." Coco said.

"It doesn't mean not too fat, it means not fat at all, okay?" Ai Ai rolled her eyes at Coco.

"Don't lie to Sister Bao'er, she is indeed a little bit fat..." Keke said unconvinced.

"Where is it? Why didn't I see it?" Ai Ai said.

Keke rolled her eyes and snorted, "Didn't you notice? Sister Bao'er's breasts are bigger than hers."

Zhao Yuyao didn't expect that the flames of war would burn her. She immediately glared at the cute and cute boy, "What are you talking about?"

"We're not talking nonsense, it's true!" Coco said.

At this time, Ai'ai had also finished looking at the breasts of Zhao Yuyao and Long Bao'er. She nodded her little head in agreement and said, "It seems that Ke Ke is right. With Sister Bao'er's figure and age, it seems that she is

It’s bigger than my sister’s…”

"My eyes work so well!" Coco said, jumping up to Long Bao'er and saying with a well-behaved face: "Sister Bao'er, sister Bao'er..."

Long Baoer lowered his head and looked at Coco and said, "What's the matter?"

"I want to ask a question, can you answer me?" Coco went around in circles.

"I want to ask too, I want to ask too..." Ai Ai ran over and said.

Ke Ke pushed Ai Ai away and said like a little hen protecting her food: "I said it first, I asked first."

"You are my sister, you have to let me go, so I ask first!" Ai Ai said.

"Then you can be my sister, and you let me." Coco said.

"You are older than me, so I don't want to be a sister."

"Hmph, first come first served, I'll ask first..."

"Let me first..."

"Me first!"

“#%……&*#”

“&*#……#%”

The two girls suddenly came over and started arguing. Long Baoer had no idea where the "noisy point" was, and his face was at a loss...

"Keke, love...what questions do you want to ask?" Ji Qiuyun asked sweetly.

Ke Ke and Ai Ai glared at each other hostilely and said in unison: "Brother Tian likes beauties with big breasts. We want Sister Bao'er to teach us how to enlarge breasts, so that when I grow up, Brother Tian will definitely like me."

We are..."

As soon as these words came out, except for Zhao Yuyao, Long Baoer and others were dumbfounded...

What's so good about Lin Tian, ​​a big pervert? How could he let two children spend so much effort to please her?

Xie Yumeng and Long Baoer looked at Lin Tian with contempt on their faces. This playboy pervert is really hopeless. He is so shameless and has no bottom line. He even thinks of a child. He is simply a big man.

Bastard, heinous bastard, if Sister Bingbing is here, you must report him and let Sister Bingbing capture him and lock him up...

"What are you talking about?" Lin Tian's face was full of depression. Things were not at all what Keaiai said.

"Brother Tian, ​​we are asking Sister Baoer for breast enlargement secrets..."

"Breast enlargement?" Lin Tian glanced at Keaikeai, curled his lips disdainfully and said, "You don't even have breasts, so why are you enlarging them?"

Keaiai raised her hand and touched her own Ma Pingchuan breasts, and said with some embarrassment: "Brother Tian, ​​we haven't developed yet. Have you ever heard that eight or nine-year-old children have breast development?"

Lin Tian had always seen children when he lived in the mountains, and he didn't know the specific growth process of girls.

"Well... I'm too lazy to pay attention to you two little brats..." Lin Tian said, turning to Long Bao'er and saying: "Bao'er's wife, I think it's just for today..."

"What do you want to do?" Long Baoer was startled and hurriedly covered her chest. She even had the urge to run away because she found that Lin Tian's smile really made her think about something bad.



"Well... didn't you promise me to make your breasts smaller? I think it's quite suitable today, and my little fox wife happens to be here..." Lin Tian explained.

When Xie Yumeng heard this, he immediately became excited. The sly smile on his face became clearer and clearer, and his beautiful eyes looked at Long Baoer carefully with malicious intent.

"No!" Long Baoer hurriedly protected his chest.

At this time, Lan Jiujiu, who had been staring at Lin Tian, ​​ran over and said, "Can you still make Bao'er's breasts smaller?"

"Yeah, what's wrong ugly girl?" Lin Tian said calmly.

At this time, Lan Jiujiu did not get angry because Lin Tian called her "ugly girl", but asked with hope: "Then can you make my breasts bigger?"

Lin Tian looked at Lan Jiujiu's chest and said, "I think you don't need to get bigger."

"Why?"

"Because you are also an ugly girl when you get older..."

"You...can you?" Lan Jiujiu wanted to get angry, but as soon as she became angry, she endured it.

"Yes, but why should I make it bigger for you?" Lin Tian asked.

Lan Jiujiu thought it right, and then she had an idea and said: "Whatever you want, as long as you can make my breasts bigger, how about I give you whatever you want?"

"Give me whatever you want?" Lin Tian asked.

Lan Jiujiu nodded hurriedly, "That's right!"

"Okay then, you can pick the moon for me first to taste it..." Lin Tian said unhurriedly.

Poof... Zhao Yuyao, who was drinking water, spurted it out, while Long Baoer and Xie Yumeng covered their mouths and started giggling.

"Uh, would you like moon cakes?" Lan Jiujiu looked aggrieved. Isn't this embarrassing? Although she is the eldest lady, even if she wants people from the Moon Gang to pick them, those things are just talk.

Ah, even a piece of soil on the moon is impossible!

"It's not mooncakes, it's the moon..." Lin Tian corrected.

Lan Jiujiu was about to cry but said without tears: "Is the painting successful?"

"Can the paintings be eaten?" Lin Tian asked.

"Uh, it really seems like I can't eat it either!"

"Do you care? Come on, can you pick it off? If you can't pick it off, then I don't care!" Lin Tiandiao asked.

Lan Jiujiu rolled her eyes and thought to herself: If I can pick the moon, why would I need to ask you to enlarge my breasts?

"Is it possible to change it to another one?" Lan Jiujiu said pitifully.

Lin Tian smacked his lips and said, "Well, you can change to another one. You can walk from here to the door..."

Before Lin Tian could finish speaking, Lan Jiujiu shouted excitedly, stood up and ran to the door of the box, "What next?"

"Then open the door!"

Lan Jiujiu opened the door very obediently.

"Go out and close the door."

"Okay..." Lan Jiujiu followed Lin Tian's instructions and went out directly, closing the door behind him.

With a bang, the moment the door closed, everyone in the box except Lin Tian all bent over with laughter. No one thought that Lin Tian had such a humorous side...

However, Lan Jiujiu was tricked by Lin Tian. With Long Baoer and Xie Yumeng's understanding of her, they would definitely rush in and fight Lin Tian to the death!

But what they didn't expect was that Lan Jiujiu didn't rush in again after he went out...

"What's going on? This is not her style!" Long Baoer and Xie Yumeng looked at each other, both of them with doubts and surprise on their faces.

However, at this moment, the box door opened with a roar, and seven or eight armed policemen with real guns and ammunition rushed in.

Zhao Yuyao, Ji Qiuyun and others couldn't help but be stunned, and then Zhao Yuyao reacted and hurriedly pulled the cute one to his side.
Chapter completed!
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