Chapter 744 The widow comes to visit
"What do you mean? I can understand how to match us to have babies, but what does it have to do with sprinkling pepper noodles into my pants?!" Zhang Tiezhu stopped hearing this, and it was the first time he heard this strange logic.
What does it mean that wind, horse, cow is not connected? This is called wind, horse, cow is not connected!
Li Yixuan, who was standing beside him, was also confused. This was the first time he had heard such a ghost logic.
"Hehe...Brother, let me ask you, are you scratching your crotch?" Zhang Tiexue pointed at Zhang Tiezhu's crotch and said with a slutty smile.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"Don't fucking nonsense, say it quickly!" Zhang Tiezhu grinned his teeth in anger and resisted the urge to take action.
It’s not that Zhang Tiezhu is kind-hearted, but that he is very interested in giving birth to Xiaoyue’s sister with chili noodles.
"Brother, what would you do if you happened to be extremely itchy when you met your sister-in-law?" Zhang Tiexue blinked and asked back.
"Nonsense, you must be scratching." Zhang Tiezhu said angrily. Although he is very skilled, the itchyness of sprinkling pepper on his life root is unbearable.
He was in anger all day long, and was covered in copper and iron bones, so he realized itchy... If Zhang Tiexue hadn't taken the initiative to explain, Zhang Tiezhu wouldn't have known that he had been plotted against.
"Hehehe...Brother, think about it, when you meet your sister-in-law and then scratch your face, will your sister-in-law think you can't hold it in anymore... She cares so much that she will definitely give her to Brother Tiezhu!" Zhang Tiexue patted the idiot's shoulder, smiling extremely lewdly.
"At that time, even if my sister-in-law doesn't agree to say that you are dirty, brother, you can push everything to me and keep your innocence by yourself, right?"
When Zhang Tiezhu heard the explanation of the unlucky brother, he was not angry, but stood there for a long time, carefully savoring the possibility of the pepper noodles plan. Finally, he showed a shocked look. The unlucky brother's words are really a famous saying!
"Xiu'er, why do you have a brain? Why are you so smart!" Zhang Tiezhu couldn't help but praise and touched his bad brother's little bald head.
"Hehe...that's a must. I, Zhang Tiexue, am determined to be a person of heaven!" Zhang Tiexue said happily. He knew Zhang Tiezhu as much as the roundworms in the other party's belly.
Although Zhang Tiezhu looks tough, he is as tender as a little chicken when it comes to men and women, so Zhang Tiexiu planned to use chili noodles
Come and match them up.
"Good brother, but you pay attention to the placement position next time, so you don't need to put your butt..." Zhang Tiezhu scratched his butt, feeling the scorching itch.
"Hehe... I understand, I will put it in front next time." Zhang Tiexue patted his chest: "This matter is for me, just take a look!"
"Good brother!"
Li Yixuan: "????????"
When Li Yixuan heard the conversation between Zhang Tiezhu and Zhang Tiexue, he was stunned and thought to himself that Zhang Tiezhu's IQ is the Six-Meridian Divine Sword, which is sometimes effective and sometimes not...
Why do he even believe the little bald man’s nonsense?
Little did they know that when the younger brother knows the idiot brother, and when the older brother, they naturally know the unlucky brother. It is not a waste of time for the two of them to be with each other day and night in their dreams. Zhang Tiexue's words sounded unrealistic, but in fact they were the truth!!
"By the way, brother, where is sister-in-law?" Zhang Tiexue scratched his head and wondered.
Zhang Tiezhu's smile came to an abrupt end and said indignation: "That old man who was not moral and deceived me!"
The fifth lady in the yard heard the three words "Old pussy" and was so scared that she trembled all over, thinking that Zhang Tiezhu was talking about her again.
"Sister-in-law, her grandmother?" Zhang Tiexue was stunned.
"Yes, it's that old man who is from Male Gobi. She deceived my feelings. This damn old bastard..." Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth and told his unlucky brother what happened in Wuhe County.
In Zhang Tiezhu's eyes, respecting the elderly and loving the young is a fool. He will respect an old man in his life, that is his grandfather Zhang Liyang.
Originally, Zhang Tiezhu planned to treat Xiaoyue’s sister’s grandmother as his own grandmother, but this ignorant old woman cheated on others!
"Damn it, brother, you can't let her go. If you dare to take my sister-in-law away, she will be looking for death!" Zhang Tiexue was murderous and said with a fierce look on his eyes: "I want to whip her 100,000 whip, and she will call her my ancestors!"
"... Xiu'er, I can understand your mood, but you asked your sister-in-law's grandmother to call you ancestors. Is this a big difference?!" Zhang Tiezhu said speechlessly, and at the same time, he felt warm in his heart. Look at what a brother is. Tie Xiu is a real brother.
"Hehe... we don't have any conflicts on our own. My sister-in-law calls you grandson and call me ancestors the same. Don't worry, I will call you brother at that time!" Zhang Tiexue scratched her head with a smirk.
Zhang Tiezhu: "..."
"A villain, fight first!!"
Bang bang bang bang...
"Ah...Brother, spare your life!"
Other people's children don't get married for three days, but Zhang Tiexue can't hold on for even three minutes.
......
In a flash, three days passed...
Zhang Tiezhu asked Li Yixuan at least eighty times a day and found that Xiaoyue's sister was not in any direction.
"No... Tiezhu, don't worry, if you believe me, I will tell you the first time!" Li Yixuan said speechlessly.
Zhang Tiezhu has been in dispersed in recent days. No matter where Li Yixuan goes, Zhang Tiezhu will always appear by his side and scare him. If another person dared to slap him like this, Old Li would have turned against him long ago.
"Old Li, can you be a night watcher? The old ass was so awesome at the beginning, but now... it's a waste, you can't even find an old woman!" Zhang Tiezhu gritted his teeth. If it weren't for the worry that Lao Li would have paid him for it, the iron fist and iron feet would have served him long ago.
"This...it's a bit difficult. The old lady hid it very deeply, but don't worry, she can't hide it for long." Li Yixuan said with a serious face.
According to the investigation by the Night Watcher, Grandma Liu Yue's background is not simple, and no specific information has been investigated yet, so Li Yixuan has not disclosed to Zhang Tiezhu for the time being, worried that this guy will be more troublesome.
Dongdongdongdongdong...
At this time, the big iron door was knocked, and soon Zhang Tiexue led Widow Wang into the house from outside.
"Brother, the widow sister is here!" Zhang Tiexue shouted happily, showing great enthusiasm, but as soon as he finished speaking, he felt a cold neck on the back of his neck, and he quickly laughed dryly: "Sister Wang, it's Sister Wang..."
When Zhang Tiezhu saw Widow Wang coming, he hurriedly said: "Sister Wang, sit down quickly... Miao Fu has tea!"
"Don't be so polite." Widow Wang spoke lightly and sat down on the chair with a butt, without any intention of being polite.
"Hehe...Sister Wang, what wind has blown you!" Zhang Tiezhu asked happily, wondering why Widow Wang took the initiative to come to the door.
When Li Yixuan saw Zhang Tiezhu so polite to the widow next door, he immediately looked back and forth on Widow Wang with curiosity.
Li Yixuan had seen Widow Wang’s original appearance before, but he was completely different from now on. He would never have dreamed that the widow in front of him was a demon king-level existence.
Chapter completed!