Chapter 720 The universe is crazy(1/2)
It was really noisy towards the end of 1984.
Ning Weimin's own affairs were not in order, and neither were his neighbors, relatives and friends.
Perhaps it is also because the pace of the times has indeed accelerated, and many things that people worry about are rushing together.
Since the National Day, two old ladies in Courtyard No. 2 of Shan'er Hutong have become obsessed with practicing Qigong following the epidemic in society.
This matter was led by Aunt Mi.
She thought it was a good thing to keep fit, so she asked Aunt Luo from the upper courtyard to attend a Qigong class together.
If Aunt Bian hadn't held an important position and was busy with a lot of things, big and small, every day, she would have been dragged into a ditch.
In short, from then on, Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo went to Dongdan Park every morning to practice Qigong and listen to lectures, seriously and actively.
Sometimes, in order to practice, they don't even bother to cook at home.
Nowadays, he is recuperating at home from time to time, just like the retired Master Luo, who can only make do with a hot meal for lunch.
If this were to be put aside, this would never happen.
With Master Luo's temper, can he bear this?
But in the past two years, I don’t know whether it was because of the illness or because I accepted my younger son back into the family.
Master Luo seems to have thought more clearly, and understands that there is no filial son in bed for a long time, and health is the most important thing when a person is old. He also feels very sorry for his wife who has taken care of him all his life.
Out of guilt for bringing trouble to the family, he didn't want to interfere too much in the old woman's family affairs.
He thinks that Aunt Luo finally has a hobby and should support it.
Anyway, practicing martial arts is just practicing martial arts. This is not like taking a chicken blood shot and tossing out a mutated reaction.
It’s not just that drinking kombucha can cause insomnia, stomach problems and diarrhea.
On the contrary, my wife, who has a bad liver and some chronic diseases, has indeed improved a lot since practicing Qigong.
My Qi also feels much smoother, which is something that I have not been able to achieve after taking medicine for several years.
However, Master Luo couldn't stand the way his wife kept talking while practicing Qigong. He always felt that it was a joke to the neighbors.
Indeed, sometimes when the weather is bad, Aunt Mi and Aunt Luo won't go out and will practice together under the toon tree next to the public tap water in the courtyard.
In the words of the industry, they are always in a magical state of nothingness, fantasy, and mist, and outsiders cannot disturb them.
Especially when finishing the exercise, the two practitioners not only have to squat on their crotches, but also let out a long sigh together.
"receive--"
Well, it feels like I went to Nantianmen with Sanhunqipo for a walk and chatted with the Queen Mother for a while.
Neighbors in the courtyard were coming in and out, and when they saw the two people under the tree looking so devilish, everyone shook their heads and laughed.
Both Master Luo and Master Mi will inevitably blush for this.
The heads of each household in the courtyard even held an extensive discussion meeting on this matter.
That day was a weekend, two Qigong enthusiasts went out to practice, and Uncle Bian came back from fishing.
I happened to meet Master Luo and Master Mi who were smoking together in the yard. Out of curiosity, Uncle Bian asked them about it.
"Hey, let me tell you, you two, your family has been gathering together every day recently, standing in the courtyard with your eyes closed and working hard, which one are you practicing?"
Master Luo smiled awkwardly and said that he only knew this was called cosmic power.
Master Mi knew a little more, so he kept bragging for Aunt Mi.
"The name of this qigong is quite big. To tell you the truth, my family started practicing it because of the word 'universe'. The universe is all-encompassing, and it can also connect with the people of the universe. I heard that
Once it is connected, not only can all difficult and complicated diseases be cured without taking medicine or injections, but it can also achieve the effect of a day in heaven and a year on earth."
Uncle Bian felt a little dizzy.
"Ah? If difficult and complicated diseases are treated like this, why do we still need hospitals and doctors?"
At this time, Kang Shude went out to pour out the dirt, happened to hear it, shook his head, and added a few words.
"Now the parks are full of people doing this. If you want to open your eyes and see everything, go to the Temple of Heaven Park. Every morning before nine o'clock, people crying, laughing, and rolling on the ground run circles around the Hall of Prayer for Good Harvests.
Some are banging their heads against a big tree, some are talking nonsense with their hands in the air and their eyes closed, there are all kinds of things.”
"There was a middle-aged woman who hugged a big tree next to the sound wall and called her daddy every day. She was stunned and said that this tree was entrusted to her by her father. But the tree was over 500 years old, and she was the two great-grandfathers together.
Neither of them could keep up with half the age of the tree. There was another one who seemed to be stupid. He slapped himself in the mouth with a big slap at the door of the Zhai Palace all day long. His face was swollen and he couldn't stop him. There was even worse one, he actually himself
Put a steel pot on your head, which is said to be based on the principle of a TV antenna, so that it can be easily sensed by heaven and humans."
"Hey, you can't even see this scenery even if you want to. It's even more evil than the riots in the past. Hum, if this continues, won't the capital become a big lunatic asylum sooner or later? I'm also telling you, Wei
Recently, the citizens are cooperating with Tiantan Park to contact the Tiantan Police Station to jointly clean up these people. It is so outrageous."
"Don't blame me for being meddlesome. If you can give me advice at home, just give it a try. Can't you try a different exercise method? Although there is no conclusion on whether this qigong is superstition or human body science. But it can damage the human brain and regret it.
It’s too late…”
Uncle Bian immediately expressed his approval with emotion.
"Hey, no! What kind of cosmic skill is this? This is Mei Lanfang's "Universe Feng (Crazy)"!"
What is obsession?
That is to ignore scientific common sense, physical laws, and causal logic.
On the other hand, we regard those fallacies and heresies that are invisible and intangible as truth.
After that conversation, both Master Luo and Master Mi took Kang Shude's words at heart, and after returning home, they each persuaded their wives at home to change their ways.
But the problem is that the two old ladies are obsessed with it, and they are actually unhappy because of it.
Aunt Mi said to Master Mi, "What is the universe crazy? Who has lost his mind? Weimin wants to clean up the people who practice Qigong in Temple of Heaven Park? How could he do such a stupid thing? No, I will have to talk to him later. He will
Don't be afraid of hurting Tianhe. If you don't do it, you won't be able to have good luck in this life."
"Am I alarmist? Bah! You didn't go to the lecture. Do you understand or do I understand? Just because you haven't seen it doesn't mean it doesn't exist. Can you see the air? Can you breathe without it? What's wrong with a pot on your head?
?I’ll do it tomorrow too. Our master mentioned it before and said it’s called an information pot.”
"I'm also telling you, don't mess around with others in the future. Practicing requires absolute concentration and no distractions. If you interfere like this, our information lines will wander in the universe and we won't be able to find the cosmic people at all. This is the worst way to do it.
It hurts people's vitality, you know?"
Aunt Luo also told Master Luo, "This is a new thing. Don't look at it. I have never connected with people from the universe, and I have never gained gong. But that is because I haven't mastered my kung fu yet, and I probably don't have a sincere heart. He
Aunt Mi said, just invite the master to come here one day for individual tutoring."
"You don't know that the master is really capable. I heard that there was an old lady in Langfang Yiyi who had been paralyzed on the kang for fifteen years. After practicing the cosmic skill for less than half a month, she stood up in a daze. Now she can stand up on her own.
I went to the street alone to buy fried liver. I also saw with my own eyes that an old man, Sun, who had cataracts, had his cataracts removed by a master using Qigong. Oh my god, he could see it after only a few visits.
!You say God is not God?”
"That's what I think. Don't you have lumbar muscle strain? Massage can only relieve it, but it can't cure it. Then we might as well invite the master to treat you. If I cure it for you, how great would it be?
. Let’s give it a try, it’s still a hope, anyway, we won’t suffer any loss.”
People are like this, and when it comes to their own interests, everyone may become confused.
"Master, can you just come to our small house?"
Master Luo, who was suffering from illness, unknowingly changed his stance.
Aunt Luo vowed steadfastly.
"Don't look at the fact that there are so many disciples who request to teach Qigong alone, it is difficult for the master to separate themselves. But Aunt Mi and I also asked a few people who were learning Qigong to go and tell the master together, and the master agreed.
The time is here for us. Sincerity will lead to success. The bigger the master is, the more approachable he is. As the saying goes, the king of hell is easy to meet, but the devil is difficult to deal with..."
Not to mention, a few days later, the master actually came.
The first impression this person gave Master Luo was his strong foreign accent.
"Does Mrs. Luo live here?"
Aunt Luo came out of the room and saw that she was very surprised. She turned out to be the master who taught her!
Immediately, I felt overjoyed, flattered, blessed, and earth-shaking.
That was to quickly invite the master in and ask him excitedly how he found him.
The master declared with a master's attitude, "I don't need to look for it, my feeling brought me here."
In the end, it only took two minutes at most after the words fell before Aunt Mi followed her into the house.
He kept complaining, "Master, why did you come in first and didn't wait for me? Really, I was looking for you outside the courtyard..."
This made Master Luo feel that this master's words were a bit out of touch.
At this time, the master had already sat down, and Aunt Luo offered fragrant tea attentively.
Aunt Mi also brought various American candies from her home for everyone to taste, which were mailed by Mi Xiaoran from the United States.
The master said, "You're welcome, you're welcome, I won't treat you well if you're polite..."
Then he pulled out a large handful seemingly casually and put more than half of the candies in his pocket. Then he picked a piece of chocolate candy and put it in his mouth to eat.
To be continued...