I'm crazy...

Chu Hao felt like he wanted to cry. What the hell kind of situation was this?

I clearly remember eating dark dishes and singing songs with Su Shiqian, but why did I wake up and be robbed by Su Shiqian, a gangster?

All I have to do is take an alarm clock and turn it around a few times, bang it on my ear, and ask myself a few questions.

If you don't answer before the alarm goes off, you'll have to treat yourself to a steaming hot shot. What the hell is this?

The Su Shiqian in his impression was not like this, but looking at her drunken and pretty face that was obviously abnormally red, her watery eyes were filled with confusion, and the red-hot kitchen knife she was holding in her hand was trembling slightly.

Well, Su Shiqian was in a state of red-blooded madness when she was drunk, which cannot be judged by common sense.

Coincidentally, the image of an alarm clock just popped up in Chu Hao's mind, and Su Shiqian suddenly looked at the old-fashioned alarm clock on the bedside table that made a rhythmic "ticking" sound.

The old-fashioned mechanical alarm clock from the 1980s has a shell mostly made of metal, with many copper gears inside, two iron legs, and a glass mirror.

The alarm can be set manually. Once triggered, the entire alarm clock will vibrate violently.

The two legs seemed to be jumping up, and the impact was transmitted to the iron and copper inside, making it extremely loud.

The alarm clock on the bedside table is a Jinji brand mechanical alarm clock that Su Shiqian bought when she and her best friend went for a walk in Jinmen.

Chu Hao came over during the summer vacation. In order to urge him to stay at home early and stay up late, wash clothes and do housework, I threw it on the bedside of his bedroom.

Su Shiqian took the alarm clock and twisted it behind her back several times.

With a "bang" sound, the alarm clock was slapped on the side of Chu Hao's head, and a dent was made in the buckwheat pillow. Chu Hao's eyes widened.

He didn't know what was stuck in his mouth, and he couldn't make any sound.

Good guy, this thing is an iron lump. It is no joke to hit people.

"belch....."

Su Shiqian burped from wine, pointed at the alarm clock next to Chu Hao's ear, and snorted drunkenly:

"Now I'm asking you to answer. If you can't answer before the alarm clock rings, or if you deliberately conceal it and answer incorrectly, you can wait until you become a father-in-law..."

Su Shiqian held up the kitchen knife that was burning red in the kitchen and deliberately waved it in front of Chu Hao's eyes.

Then he stopped at a certain position all the way down, making a horizontal and tangential gesture, which made Chu Hao feel frightened for a while.

Although there was a layer of quilt between them, the aunt was too drunk. If she got impatient, she would kill her before she caught the eaglets.

Even though he was protected by a quilt and couldn't cut it in two like Brother Cheng, the dull physical pain caused by the kitchen knife was no joke.

Chu Hao clearly felt that the drunken Su Shiqian's personality seemed to have become extreme, and her desire for exclusivity was obviously stronger than ever.

There is a hint of horror that since I can’t get it, then I’ll destroy it, just like the little girl who had her beloved doll taken away.

In order to protect his rag doll, he simply took it upon himself to break the rag doll into pieces.

Chu Hao suddenly realized that he seemed to have forgotten something. This was in the 1980s.

I always thought that Su Shiqian was a carefree woman who pursued romance and had passionate feelings, but I ignored the overall historical environment of the 1980s.

This is a semi-innocent era where old and new alternate, and openness and conservatism coexist.

Even if women study abroad and experience advanced aesthetic trends abroad, they still cannot change the imprint of conservative tradition in their bones influenced by thousands of years of Confucian culture.

Living in this era, many of Chu Hao's ways of thinking about things were actually solidified decades later, so some of Su Shiqian's predictions and judgments were inevitably biased.

He thought that from that day on, Su Shiqian would probably be a coward for a period of time, not daring to face up to this relationship. After all, the entanglement between the two of them was really a bit out of line.

I never thought about it. In fact, from the moment he and Su Shiqian struck a chord, her original world order collapsed, and only everything about him was left in the new world.

Even if she pretended to be indifferent to him or avoided him to avoid being stabbed in the back, she was always in a corner where Chu Hao couldn't see, silently watching this brat who made her angry and annoyed.

Su Shiqian would ask her best friend Kong Qiujing carefully about everything he said and did, including his class assignments and every test score.

Even every day when Chu Hao was in class, Su Shiqian would stand on tiptoes and take a sneak peek at the glass window at the back door of the class.

Although many students mistakenly thought it was the dean making an inspection, they were frightened and they were already thinking about him without realizing it.

She began to panic and didn't understand why she was like this. This completely unfamiliar and uneasy feeling tortured her.

Until he witnessed Chu Hao getting into Jin Jing's car and was kicked in the butt by the other party.

All the originally independent and disjoint emotions in her heart came together, so that she planned all of this after drinking!

Chu Hao thought it was Su Shiqian who accidentally went crazy after getting drunk, but it was actually inevitable.

She just wanted to force him to question Chu Hao under the influence of alcohol. These past few days had been too painful. She needed an outlet to vent her emotions and put a symbol on the current relationship between the two.

Whether it's a period, a question mark, an exclamation point, or an ellipsis...

She urgently needs an answer to soothe the boiling torrent deep in her heart!

All this was deeply buried in Su Shiqian's heart. She was a carefree woman with a simple and romantic mind who didn't like to think too much. For the first time in her life, she thought too much about Chu Hao.

For this plan, she overtaxed her love brain.

Not only did she shamelessly plagiarize Chu Hao's previous drunken sex act, but she also made a special trip to the second factory to confirm that Comrade Su Jinyun worked hard on her days off to screen out more suitable female workers.

The so-called acting is all about acting, but how can you do it while drinking?

Su Shiqian carefully prepared a large plate of dark food for herself, including tomatoes and eggplant fried with a large amount of soy sauce. It was so dark and perfect.

Just eat it in your mouth and vomit...

So, when Chu Hao just came back and saw Su Shiqian vomiting, it wasn't because she drank too much, but because the dark food in her stomach was eating her back, and she almost burst into tears after vomiting.

Only then did she realize that the food she cooked tasted so touching. No wonder Chu Hao had burst into tears before eating it. It was so unpalatable that he cried...

Chu Hao didn't know this. He only knew that he had to find a way to stabilize Su Shiqian now.

As for whether we can achieve both physical and mental blossoming on the basis of stabilizing the overall situation, that will be a matter for later.

Su Shiqian blushed and pulled off the pink "rag" from Chu Hao's mouth. He always felt that this "rag" was not serious, and the taste seemed familiar, and he couldn't remember it for a while.

Su Shiqian coughed, silently stuffed the rag under her legs, sat on the edge of the bed, bent down and stared into Chu Hao's eyes.

Wan Qian had just taken a shower, and the slightly cool and moist green silk hair hung mischievously and lazily on Chu Hao's face, giving him the illusion of a messy and charming look.

If there wasn't a kitchen knife dangling somewhere, it would have been a scene of two people loving each other.

At this time, Su Shiqian's sweet and deep voice came to my ears:

"First question, you and the guy wearing gold-rimmed glasses, so big that the front button of his white shirt can't be stretched, wearing a hip-hugging skirt, and his legs are wrapped in rousi on a hot day, he doesn't get too hot, and he's tall.
Chapter completed!