"No, no, you have such a bad memory. I remember the original words were like this. It was when we were cutting in line. You thought the sun was too bright that day and you were too lazy to squat under the shade of a tree without moving. Comrade Su Jinyun asked you to come back early to cook.

You happily jumped three feet high and went back to work with your sickle in hand. I was following behind you. After you returned, I witnessed the whole process of your cooking..."

"Have you forgotten that I covered my nose the whole time? After I finished doing it, you asked me with a smile if I wanted to try something new. My head was shaking like a rattle, and I was so scared that my back was sweating. I made an excuse.

You said that we would eat together when Su Jinyun, Su Molan and the others came home. After they came back, you happily invited everyone to come and have dinner. At that time, Su Jiatong covered her nose and said, "What's the smell?" There was a chemical explosion at home, and you slapped her forehead hard several times.

It hurt so much that Su Jiatong burst into tears, and here comes the key point. When you brought that dark dish, didn't you see that everyone's faces were as dark as your dish..."

"Then, you forced everyone to use their chopsticks, but everyone only took one bite. Comrade Su Jinyun put down his chopsticks with difficulty, swallowed the mouthful of food with difficulty, twitched the corner of his mouth, pulled out a smile, and told you

In a word, this meal was cooked very well, which fully reflects your level. I ask you not to cook it again in the future. I am worried that it will be too hard for you. It is better to find someone else to cook it..." www.bǐqυgetν.℃ǒm

"You laughed so happily that you made a pig noise at that time. You probably didn't hear what Comrade Su Jinyun said next..."

Su Shiqian coughed, tilted her head, blushed slightly and said:

"I really didn't hear this. I only heard the first half of the sentence. I thought Comrade Su Jinyun was encouraging me to keep up my hard work..."

Chu Hao was speechless:

"To encourage you to keep up your efforts, shouldn't you eat up all your meals? Have you forgotten that everyone went to bed hungry that night? As for that meal, Comrade Su Jinyun took advantage of you not paying attention and quietly

I fed it to my rhubarb, and that night I saw rhubarb foaming at the mouth, lying on its back, and twitching all night..."

"Ah? Is it that poisonous? Isn't it? I remember your rhubarb was good the next day, and you knew how to run away after seeing me..."

When Su Shiqian heard this, she was so ashamed.

"That's because it was very lucky. After vomiting all night, it finally vomited out everything it had eaten. In the past, Rhubarb accidentally took rat poison. Fortunately, it is a native dog and has intelligence. It recovered after vomiting all night.

, otherwise the intestines will be twisted..."

Su Shiqian was completely speechless, grinding her teeth. Chu Hao, this little bastard, was going too far. He actually compared the rice she cooked with rat poison.

However, considering what this guy said before was reasonable, I temporarily suppressed my anger and hummed:

"Okay, then I won't cook, and I'll just sweep and mop the floor and do the laundry. Whenever she, Su Jinyun, is at home, I can try my best to show off in front of her. However, how long can I show off? I can't

I'll stop when she, the referee, says it's OK. If she had followed Su Jinyun's temperament, she would probably still feel that I had done a good job and there was no need to stop..."

Chu Hao patted his butt and stood up, smiling:

"Hey, you see you are so lazy again. Before you finish something, you start thinking about ending it as soon as possible. To tell you the truth, if you make up your mind to do it, it means a protracted war. Do you want to

Ah, I can't help but you were so diligent when Comrade Su Jinyun was staring at you. As soon as you nodded and agreed to our matter, you showed your true colors. Believe it or not, even if we get the certificates by then, Comrade Su Jinyun can wave it.

I will drive you with a feather duster to the Civil Affairs Bureau to get divorced..."

"So, you have to be prepared for long-term performance, maybe a few months, maybe half a year, or even several years. You can't give up halfway. After all, it's a major matter for both of us. If you slip up at a critical moment, then we will be in trouble."

I'm afraid it will be far away..."

"You don't want to be with me in the future without any name or status. If you wait until your parents come back and arrange a blind date with a high-ranking man, you will tell your parents at that time. Although they like me, a smart little guy,

But after all, unlike Comrade Su Jinyun who watched me grow up, I can't guess what they are thinking. Anyway, I can't get away with arranging a blind date..."

After Chu Hao's painstaking persuasion, he finally convinced Su Shiqian, a stubborn donkey. She lowered her head like a defeated hen and sighed:

"I always feel like the person I'm talking to is so feudal. Even if I'm sneaky, I have to go to the landlord's house to work as a nanny and maid for them. I can't stop for a moment. Hey, what kind of evil have I done? By the way, this evil

Wasn't it your boy who did it? You brat, if I don't take care of you, where is my feather duster..."

Seeing that things were going crazy again, Chu Hao decisively proposed to learn English.

After an even fight against the big tree, his newly accumulated black ink was once again splashed onto the top-quality rice paper in front of him.

After finishing his work, Chu Hao lay on the kang, staring blankly at the high-hanging beams, sighed, and murmured:

"The spring is silent and cherishes the trickle, the shade of the tree shines on the water and loves the clearness, the little lotus is..."

The two of them thought about life for a while, then got dressed and packed up, and left the courtyard.

Chu Hao remembered that there were still some things that he had not explained and wanted to go to Old Man Zhu. He told Su Shiqian to go home first and he would go back later.

Taking a rickshaw, he arrived at the courtyard where Mr. Zhu was. Just as Chu Hao was about to enter, the door creaked open from the inside.

Jin Jing, wearing gold-rimmed glasses and a professional secretary's hip-hugging skirt, appeared in front of him.

She remained expressionless and glanced at Chu Hao coldly. She held a bag of garbage in her hand and passed him sideways, stepping on her high heels to take out the garbage.

Chu Hao didn't take it seriously. He just casually glanced at the hole in the other person's white shirt that was stretched due to the strain. His eyes were stunned. He saw the familiar steel ring, the color...

Nani!!!
Chapter completed!