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Chapter 150 The idea of ??a blind date

"The number of monsters in our Dragon Nest force is getting smaller and smaller. This is a very fatal problem!"

As soon as Su Nian opened his mouth, he raised the seriousness of the matter to the highest level.

However, the monsters don't understand why. With the recent continuous wars, it is very normal for the number of monsters to decrease. Even someone as smart as Polycles looks a little confused at this time.

Moreover, they don’t understand what family planning is, let alone same-sex love.

"Recently, I have seen everyone's growth. You have become stronger, have more muscles, and become more powerful!"

"However, there is a problem with the sexual orientation of some monsters."

"That is, male monsters like male monsters!"

"This wrong sexual orientation is against the laws of nature..."

Accompanying Su Nian's speech.

Some monsters looked at each other in confusion, and the atmosphere gradually became tense.

Among them was the jackal who brought carrots to the Fire Rabbit last time.

Of course, there was also Jiao Tailang who brought the cleaned Xiaohong to the meeting.

Now the Jiao Tailang has learned the lesson and hugs Xiao Hong with gloves, so that he will not be poisoned by the poison on Xiao Hong's carapace.

As time passed by, Su Nian was eloquent and explained all about family planning and a series of reasons why same-sex people cannot reproduce.

The words made her mouth dry and made the little Loli lying behind her sleepy. However, she found that not only did the monsters not realize that there was something wrong with them, but they looked at each other affectionately, and their relationship seemed to be stronger.

How can he be so stubborn...

It seems that the only option is to use the trump card.

Su Nianlong's face condensed, and his voice was low and he said with sadness:

"If the number of our monsters becomes smaller and smaller, we will not be able to resist the invasion of humans. Do you know what this means?"

"This means that our potatoes will be taken away by humans, and even the fields where potatoes are grown will be trampled by those humans!"

The anxious atmosphere is gone.

The temperature in the entire dragon's nest began to drop rapidly.

Scarlet murderous intent soared into the sky, and the chill spread everywhere. Even the Sakura players and human soldiers living near the experimental field felt it.

"Honno-kun, it's so cold, give me a hug~"

In the dark room, Orihime-chan's delicate body trembled as she was stimulated by the cold air, and her big palm-like hands wrapped around Haruta Honno's neck.

However, she was usually so reckless, but her movements at this moment were gentler than falling goose feathers, for fear of strangling Haruta Honno to death accidentally.

Maybe, this is love.

"Orihime-chan, I really can't do it anymore... I have to go to the fields to plant potatoes tomorrow... Please..."

Haruta Honno's voice was weak.

His face was pale, with heavy dark circles around his eyes, and a series of debuffs below his health bar, including [Kidney Deficiency], [Fatigue], [Night Sweats], etc.

"They just said it was cold~ and they didn't want to do anything..."

"Honno-kun must be thinking about it, so that's why he's thinking that way."

"In this case, as Honno-kun's lover, I will satisfy Honno-kun's request~"

Orihime-chan's tractor-like voice echoed in her ears, Haruta Honno pursed her lips, and the light in her eyes gradually went out.

He grasped the sheets tightly with both hands.

Tears of happiness fell from the corners of his eyes.



"So, do you understand the importance of family planning?"

"Roar--!"

The monsters roared.

"Do you know the disadvantages of same-sex love?"

"Roar——!" The monsters roared again.

"Should we give birth to more monsters and launch a mass production campaign!?"

"Roar!!!"

The monsters' eyes were red, and their roars almost overturned the dragon's nest.

At this moment, the thoughts in the monsters' hearts began to quietly change.

In a corner of the dragon's lair, the cute and charming Fiery Rabbit found that his beloved Jackal threw him to the ground with a "snap".

"Squeak!" Blazing Rabbit protested.

But what greeted him was a big dick.

"Snapped!"

The jackal retracted his wolf claws with a serious look on his face.

At this time, he finally understood that what he wanted to protect was not the fire rabbit in his arms at all, but the potatoes in the experimental field.

Monsters will die in battle, but potatoes will last forever.

We can no longer continue to be so unprofessional.

The Fire Rabbit sat on his knees on the ground, his big red eyes filled with tears.

He looked at this ruthless jackal who used to carry carrots for him every day, but now beats him.

The heart is broken like the petals blown away by the strong wind.

He whined "Zhi Zhi", jumped up and down, and ran out of the dragon's nest with tears in his eyes.

The Jackal looked at the heartbroken Fire Rabbit, raised his wolf paw, but finally put it down. He looked at the black dragon boss above the dragon's nest, his eyes becoming more determined.

"Let him calm down for a while. He will naturally forget about it as time goes by."

Su Nian comforted the jackal man, then his eyes fell on the other couples, and found that the charming atmosphere between them had disappeared.

Even Jiao Tailang did not continue to hold Xiao Hong, but placed Xiao Hong on his head.

Now, all the monsters have only one common goal, which is to listen to the command and orders of the black dragon boss and implement the policy of protecting potatoes.

"Master, I think the reason why monsters are experiencing such abnormal behavior now is because they have no place to vent their excess energy."

The kobold chief Polikli expressed his views on the side.

There are really too few female monsters in the Dragon Lair.

These monsters have nothing else to do except keep fit all day long.

In addition, as their bodies become stronger and stronger, their own energy will also increase, and over time, a vicious cycle will be formed.

"I know this too, but I can't order you to run around the dragon's nest every day to burn off your excess energy, right?"

Su Nian was a little troubled.

At this time, little Lolianna, who had been sitting on his shoulder, suddenly kissed his ear and said in a breathy voice:

"Brother, there are many monsters in the Silver Moon Mountains. We can take Polikri and the others to go on a blind date at the monster community in the Silver Moon Mountains."

"Blind date? Is there such a thing as a blind date in this world?" Su Nianlong looked confused.

"Yes~ Brother speaks so strangely, as if you are not a dragon in this world, you are so stupid~"

The little loli touched the big head of the black dragon, her eyes were a little worried, as if she was looking at a fool.

Su Nian squeezed his paws.

I thought he was really not a local dragon.

Strictly speaking, he is a synthetic dragon.

"Then what does this blind date mean?"

"It's actually very simple." Anna smiled.

"Whether they are Big Big Wolf or Polikli, they are the strongest among the monsters, as are the other monsters under my brother's command."

"As long as my brother brings his monsters to the Silver Moon Mountains, those male monsters of the same race will definitely not be able to take over my brother's male monsters."

"For example, when Anna went to catch Caiman Shield Pigs, she once encountered a group of Cyclone Rabbits."

"If my brother's Fire Rabbit runs into the Tornado Rabbit's group, he will definitely be able to have a successful blind date. After all, Fire Rabbits like Bugs Bunny will definitely be more popular."

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