Chapter 499 Rolls-Royce changes skin (1)
Rolls-Royce looked at Su Nian in confusion.
What did His Majesty Watrous just say?
He said he wanted to play the role of a dragon slayer and slay the evil dragon?
Hohoho! The evil dragon actually wants to play the role of a dragon-slaying warrior!
Rolls-Royce couldn't stand it anymore, hugged his belly and laughed "giegiegie".
Su Nian raised his eyebrows and slowly put down his hand. The ambition in his heart was instantly extinguished by the strange laughter of Rolls-Royce.
"Why are you laughing? (??▼DRAN▼)"
Rolls-Royce laughed so hard that it narrowed its eyes and lost sight. It patted the ground and said breathlessly:
"Hoho! Your Majesty! It's so interesting that you actually want to play the role of a dragon slayer. It's like a cat wearing a mouse's skin and threatening to kill another cat!"
Su Nian carefully thought about Rolls-Royce's words.
It seems that's really what happened.
Most of the dragon slayers were killed by the dragon's breath, and only a few succeeded.
And most of the dragon slayers in the past dynasties killed seriously injured or sleeping dragons.
After all, giant dragons can fly and run away if they can't be beaten. What can humans do?
Humans can only fly if they reach the Skyshatter Knight or Grand Mage level.
But compared with the giant dragon, its flying speed is as fast as a turtle crawling.
Further up, the champion knights, legendary knights, and star ring mages, these powerful human beings, just showed up in the distance, and the dragon ran away, or they were old dragons who had strength and background and were not afraid at all.
This kind of old dragon sitting there is like a fortress. Not to mention the dragon-slaying warrior, the king of a country has to weigh it.
After all, if you can't kill it with one hit, the empire will basically be harassed endlessly by the dragon until it is completely destroyed.
The dragon is not a fool. He will not fight head-on. Today he will destroy your fortress and tomorrow he will destroy your city. After the attack, he will run away. What can you do?
It is impossible to send strong men from the royal capital to all parts of the country.
What was destroyed in the next second was the imperial capital.
So looking at it this way, although the number of dragons has been decreasing, and most of the dragons before adulthood have died, but for the fully grown dragons, the so-called dragon-slaying warriors are really just a joke, they are just human chants
It's just a heroic and sultry story told by a bard.
It's normal for Rolls-Royce to laugh at this time.
But he shouldn't laugh at him as the emperor!
"Bang bang bang!"
Another hard knock.
Rolls-Royce is honest:(????ω????)
Su Nian: "Are you still laughing?"
Rolls-Royce: "Don't laugh...(T_T)"
Su Nian: "Does your head hurt?"
Rolls-Royce: "It hurts...(T_T)"
"As long as it hurts." Su Nian twisted his wrist: "I've told you exactly what to do. Do you have any other questions?"
Rolls-Royce tilted his head and thought for a while.
My head hurts.
Have no idea.
But there should be nothing more to ask.
So he nodded seriously.
"Very good, then go take a shower and get ready. You smell like machine oil..."
Su Nian pinched his nose in disgust and fanned the air in front of him.
But seeing the Rolls-Royce crawling towards the hot spring, he quickly kicked the stupid dragon away.
"Get out of the dungeon and wash yourself." Su Nian cursed angrily: "You stupid dragon!"
The Rolls-Royce lying in the rubble with severe pain in the butt: (??_??)
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After disposing of the Rolls Royce.
Su Nian took Anna back to the hot spring area.
Then he took out the hoe again.
The Rolls-Royce had just broken in, and he didn't have time for Anna to clean up, so he had to intercept the Rolls-Royce first.
There is no one to disturb you now, so of course you have to finish the steps that you have not finished before.
While cleaning the hoe, Anna sniffed her nose and whispered:
"Actually, my brother also smells of sulfur~"
After hearing this, Su Nian raised his arms and smelled left and right, but he did not smell the sulfur smell.
On the contrary, he felt that he smelled quite good.
Anna rolled her eyes at Su Nian helplessly. She had now cleaned the top of the hoe and took a breath and said:
"Brother, dragons can't smell their own body odor... This is knowledge inherited from the bloodline, but brother, don't worry, Anna thinks the smell of sulfur is very good~"
After saying this, Anna began to carefully clean the handle and end of the hoe, and occasionally raised her eyes to look at Su Nian.
Seeing Anna's cute and cute look, Su Nian showed a big bad wolf-like smile:
"Really? My queen is now half a dragon... Jie Jie Jie! Let me smell what my queen smells like?!"
"Yeah!" Anna screamed as Su Nian picked her up.
The hoe in his hand was uncontrollable and fell out of his hand.
Slided into the dirt.
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On the other side, Rolls-Royce had finished bathing in the river near the imperial capital.
Looking at the layer of oil floating on the river and the large number of fish that died suddenly, he felt a little silent.
Then, open your mouth and suck hard.
"Gudong!"
The raw fish tastes like metallic oil and is delicious~
As long as there are no traces of the sins you have committed, it is equivalent to not having committed them.
After doing all this, he wiggled his butt with satisfaction and flew toward the palace in a swaggering manner.
According to Su Nian's request, what he has to do now is to get dyed.
However, he still had no idea what to do specifically.
Fortunately, His Majesty Watrous gave him a clear path and asked him to ask the clever Policris.
At first he was very skeptical about the kobold chieftain's smart label.
It's just a kobold, no matter how smart it is, can it compare to the legendary creature dragon?
However, after he played Gwent several times with Polikli and Big Big Wolf, he discovered that the kobold chief was really smart. He played ten cards and won nine of them. Even if he lost one of them, he still didn't want to lose.
He, the brass dragon, did it deliberately because he felt sorry for himself.
It's not difficult to find Polycris.
This kobold chief is very face-saving and likes to be respected.
The biggest pleasure every day is patrolling the city with a bunch of gangsters.
Encountered some illegal and criminal acts, such as bullies molesting an old lady in the street, and the old lady would rather die than shout for help; why the old sow in Uncle Sam's house kept screaming in the middle of the night, and why Sam's neighbor who has been unmarried for many years is often not at home in the middle of the night; Five
Why did a young lolita beat a fat boy in the street, but the fat boy not only refused to resist, but even shouted loudly, etc.
These matters required Policris' personal participation in mediation.
When he found Polikri, the righteous kobold chief had already captured a robber.
"Give me the fish in your hand!"
Chapter completed!