Chapter 21 The little girl is a bit unfamiliar (thanks to the leader of Kunnian!)
Chapter 21 The little girl is a bit crafty (thank you, Leader Kunnian!)
Author: Dongtu Daqie
Chapter 21 The little girl is a bit crafty (thank you, Leader Kunnian!)
"Boom!"
The sky darkened, and strong winds raged in the town, blowing away some women's clothes that had been dried and flying everywhere.
"Snapped!"
A young man reached out and took off his pants that were slapped on his face by the strong wind. He looked at the thunder in the sky and exclaimed, "Which fellow Taoist is here to survive the tribulation?"
"What fellow Taoist, that's a demon!"
The person next to him pulled him to the right and took him away quickly.
"Boom! Boom!"
Fiery thunderbolts fell one after another, while Bai Ze lay lazily on the spot, closing his eyes and enjoying this rare massage.
"Harder, harder."
He muttered in a low voice, as if talking in his sleep.
The thunder continued to fall, but it couldn't even strike a hair on his head. This was even when he had no defense.
"The little girl is a bit crafty. Is this your first time doing this?"
Bai Ze seemed to be dreaming about something and muttered to himself.
Tian Jie shuddered, as if he was stimulated, and then he used all his strength, and thunder and lightning struck down stubbornly.
However, it's still of no use.
In the end, it seemed to succumb to the evil power of the big devil and dispersed unwillingly under the drizzle.
"Master, you are thirsty. Drink some tea to moisten your throat."
At this time, a dark-skinned man over two meters tall, with a hunky back and a muscular body came over carrying tea with an extremely flattering smile.
"Okay." Bai Ze opened his mouth, and the tea turned into a stream of water and flew into his mouth.
"Xiong Er, your tea-making technique has improved. Finally, there is no urine smell anymore. It seems that you have washed your hands this time." Bai Ze lazily praised.
"Ahem...that's not true."
The tall man coughed twice, scratched his head and said, "I didn't make this tea, my sister made it."
"You still have a sister?"
Bai Ze was no longer sleepy immediately. He had been following this stupid bear for seven or eight years, but he had never heard it mentioned before.
"Well, it's my god sister. She was a herring spirit that I met while traveling around the world a hundred years ago. I saw that she was being chased by human cultivators and she was ugly, so I felt pity for her, saved her, and even recognized her as my sister.
Fuck my sister."
Xiong Wanli said with a smile.
"Ugly?"
Bai Ze raised his eyebrows, then suddenly realized something and asked: "Then what do you think you... look like?"
"Of course he is extraordinary handsome, rare in the world!" Xiong Wanliang said proudly with his head held high.
"Oh, that's okay."
Bai Ze nodded thoughtfully. Judging from this idiot's aesthetics, he thought it was ugly, so it was probably not bad.
Of course, he didn't ask any more questions.
He couldn't just ask someone about a sister who looked pretty good, or ask him to come and see her.
Doesn’t that make him an idiot?
"Hahaha, it turns out you are here, I finally caught you!"
At this moment, a strange old man's voice came out with a thick dialect accent.
The two of them followed the sound and saw a man wearing a gray gown and holding a flag that read - Iron Mouth God!
This old man looked like a fortune teller, but he had no celestial spirit at all. His face was bruised and purple, and he had panda eyes. It seemed that he had been beaten not long ago.
"Old man, what's the matter?" Xiong Wanli said fiercely.
"Go away, I don't have time to talk to you."
The old man waved his hand impatiently, and then came to Bai Ze very diligently with the flag, bent down and looked left and right, and then exclaimed: "Tsk, tsk, tsk, young man, I see that you have a wonderful bone
, you have the appearance of a peerless demon and immortal, how about you become your teacher? I can teach you the Hunyuan Kung Fu."
Bai Ze looked at the old man indifferently, and he could tell at a glance that the old man was not a human being.
But I have to say that this old man still has something. He is a 6,900-year-old demon, and he can be considered a strong man in the world.
But now that he is a ten thousand-year-old demon, this thing about him is completely inadequate, and it is even less possible for him to become a disciple.
"I don't want to learn your Hunyuan Kung Fu. You can leave." Bai Ze said.
Now that he has survived the first catastrophe and refined the horizontal bones in his body, he can speak human words without having to use his soul to pronounce words like before.
"Hey, young man, this opportunity must never come again! It is your fate to meet me. If you miss it, it will be a huge loss!" The old man said quickly, a little anxious.
"Haha." Bai Ze shook his head and smiled, then looked at Xiong Wanli and signaled him to see off the guest.
"Think about it again. The Hunyuan Kung Fu is very powerful. You can cultivate the Hunyuan Nirvana Golden Body. It is very resistant to beatings and will be immortal!"
The old man said unwillingly.
However, Xiong Wanli had already begun to chase people away, and said impatiently: "Go, go, go! Even if you are immortal, my master can do it too!"
Yes, I have just survived a catastrophe without even a hair being hurt. What's more, I helped him block a catastrophe for three thousand years and was also unscathed.
"Hey, hey..."
"Let's go!" The old man wanted to say something more, but was directly lifted up by Xiong Wanli and violently thrown out of the yard.
"Ouch! You are so rude. There will be no shop like this after passing this village. Just wait and cry!"
The old man picked up the fortune-telling hat and flag that fell on the ground, said angrily, and then left cursing.
Bai Ze looked at the other person's back, squinting in thought.
In fact, he knew anything was possible.
For example, someone suddenly tells you that he is Qin Shihuang, he is not dead, and he has 100,000 tons of gold in Xi'an. As long as you transfer 100,000 yuan to him first, he will give you half of the gold after he has overcome the immediate difficulties.
Well, it's totally possible.
But...can you believe it?
"The opportunities in this world are yours if they are yours, and if they are not yours, even if you really want to seize them, you may not be able to seize them."
Bai Ze shook his head and smiled.
But for some reason, he suddenly wanted to verify it, so his eyes flashed!
"Ouch, who threw the banana peel! Don't let me catch it!" The old man's angry and angry curses rang out on the street outside the hospital.
"I didn't avoid it. It seems I'm not an expert."
Bai Ze felt inexplicably relieved.
It's like you missed a blind box gift and it was taken away by someone else. You have to see with your own eyes that there is nothing good in it to feel at ease. Otherwise, you can't sleep and always feel that you have lost a big opportunity.
…
The years are quiet and good, and another ten years have passed.
In the past ten years, apart from practicing every day, Bai Ze has been mining the world in his mind, and occasionally taking Xiong Wanli out for a walk.
Now, he has excavated the mine that contains the iron-blooded evil energy in his mind space to a depth of hundreds of meters, and the hole where the iron-blooded evil energy flows out is also much larger, about as thick as his little finger.
Now, this iron-blooded evil spirit has been released and can suppress the little demon who has practiced Taoism for five hundred years.
It is equivalent to that in addition to demon power, he has also practiced an alternative system and developed another kind of Taoism.
Then even if one day his demon power is gone, he still has the iron-blooded evil energy that can be used!
And as long as he keeps mining, more and more iron-blooded evil energy will flow out of the mine. One day, he may even come into contact with the source of the iron-blooded evil energy. By then, he will have an inexhaustible supply of iron-blooded evil energy.
In the past ten years, he also met Xiong Wanli's god-sister.
As he expected, she was a very beautiful girl, elegant and refined, with a well-behaved personality, perhaps because fish belong to the water family and are very moist.
"Rumble--"
On this day, a large fire cloud appeared over a barren mountain in Wusha Kingdom, as if fire from heaven had descended into the world.
Immediately, an invisible wave spread out, causing the entire Usha Kingdom to shake violently.
Even slight shaking similar to earthquakes occurred in several surrounding countries.
Bai Ze was also alarmed.
He opened his eyes and looked around, only to see an illusory world rising and falling in the distant sky, among the burning clouds, and a bloody sword floating in the depths of the world.
"The Immortal Weapon is born!"
Bai Ze became excited, and then his whole body glowed with light. He took a step forward and his figure disappeared.
"Master, where are you going?" Xiong Wanli asked anxiously.
"A big event is about to happen in Usha Kingdom, and it may be turned upside down. You should hide quickly and don't run around."
Bai Ze's voice came from afar and was extremely ethereal.
Chapter completed!