Chapter 33 Dog Licking and "Yue Lao"

Author: Gunpowder is very heavy

Chapter 33 Dog Licking and "Yue Lao"

When Nanyang City was built, there was no distinction between high and low. However, as time went by, the wealth and status of the residents in the city gradually increased, and the city was gradually divided into four areas.

The east part of the city is the most noble, where most people from sects and officials live, with good public security and prosperous life, while the west part of the city is just the opposite, where workers live, where there is a mix of fish and dragons, and the public security is worrying.

However, the more complicated the public security became, the more temples there were in the west of the city. From time to time, people came to worship, pray for the peace of their homes, or pray for wealth.

This fox lives in the west of the city.

Three days ago, a gambler went to the Temple of Wealth to burn incense and pray to the God of Wealth to bless him and kill everyone in the casino. However, he never thought that the God of Wealth actually appeared. He actually spoke out in the temple and said that he was willing to protect him, but the price would be three.

Roast chicken.

As long as he offers three roast chickens, the God of Wealth will bless him and go to the casino to kill everyone.

The gambler was overjoyed, endured the heartache, bought three roast chickens as an offering, and then went to the casino happily.

Naturally, he lost all his wealth and was beaten up by the casino, which planned to make him sell his ass to pay off his debts.

Fortunately, Tianluo Pavilion knew the news and helped him out, thus buying the news.

This kind of thing has happened many times in the west of the city. After observation and analysis, Tianluo Pavilion's spies concluded a trace line, compiled it into intelligence, and handed it over to Ning You.

"The Temple of Wealth, the Temple of Yuelao, the Temple of the Three Immortals of Fortune, Luxu and Shou?"

"This fox often hangs out in such temples, stealing tributes, and also selects greedy people with bad behavior to defraud and get them to contribute sacrifices?"

Ning You looked at the information in his hand, thoughtfully, and at the same time he felt happy, feeling more confident about this mission.

As expected of a fox with a clear spirit, he only looks at bad people to deceive others.

How could such a good fox have any bad intentions?

Even if persuasion fails, there will be no danger.

"The God of Wealth, the Three Immortals Temple of Fortune, Luxury and Shou have already been visited by it once. According to its nature, Yuelao Temple should be the next one?"

Ning You slid his finger on the map and finally determined a location.

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Xu Xi is a bitch.

The kind of real dog licker that only licks one.

Six months ago, he met a young lady named Zhang at a temple fair, fell in love at first sight, and immediately began his career as a dog licker.

As we all know, unless a goddess needs to take over, she will not look for a licker.

Xu Xi cared for Madam Zhang meticulously and gave her various gifts, but Madam Zhang remained unmoved, but she did not refuse. She enjoyed the benefits but did not want to sacrifice her appearance.

Half a month ago, Mrs. Zhang met a man named Langjun at the temple fair. He was a talented and handsome man, and he was the son of a wealthy businessman from the east of the city.

Madam Zhang was in trouble at that time and wanted to marry into the east of the city, but she had no choice but to find that the goddess was not popular with the second generation.

Her dream of becoming a wealthy family failed, and Madam Zhang naturally became more and more haggard. Seeing this scene, Xu Xi naturally felt extremely distressed.

So I came up with an idea to go to Yuelao Temple and take Mrs. Zhang to seek marriage!

"Mengdie, the old temple is most effective this month. I have prepared incense money for you. If you offer incense, you will be blessed by the gods and complete the marriage in your heart!" Xu Xi followed a tall girl with a delicate face.

Said softly.

"Brother Xu, thank you for your trouble!" The girl thanked her, her voice was clear, but her tone was distant.

"You're welcome! You should, you should!"

Hearing the girl's thanks, Xu Xi's heart blossomed with joy, her face was filled with joy, and the original grievance in her heart suddenly disappeared.

He took out a few copper plates from the worn purse in his arms. After thinking about it, Xu Xi gritted his teeth and put the copper plates back. He took out a small piece of broken silver and handed it to Mrs. Zhang.

Madam Zhang took the broken silver with a handkerchief, glanced at Xu Xi, and said quietly: "Brother Xu, I heard that you have to tell the story to the gods alone when seeking marriage, otherwise it won't work."

Hearing this, Xu Xi immediately understood what the girl meant and said grandly: "It's okay, Mengdie, you go in alone, I'll watch the scenery outside."

Madam Zhang nodded gratefully, then went in to ask for marriage between herself and Sun Langjun, and then walked out quickly.

"Brother Xu, I've finished my begging. You can go in and say goodbye. I have something else to do, so I'll leave first!"

After Mrs. Zhang fulfilled her request, she didn't want to stay with Xu Xi any longer, so she said a few words casually and left directly.

"Mengdie, I'll take you back!"

Xu Xi shouted several times from behind, but Madam Zhang remained unmoved. Xu Xi did not want to make the beauty angry, so he had no choice but to give up.

"Forget it, since you are here, let me say goodbye too. Mengdie may not be sincere, so I will say goodbye again on her behalf!"

Xu Xi shook his head, then walked into the temple alone, knelt on the futon, and bowed devoutly to the statue of Yuelao.

"Sister, do we really want to lie to this idiot? I feel so pitiful for him!"

At this moment, there was a high-pitched voice behind the statue, asking in a low voice.

"Poor people must be hateful. There is no need to pity this idiot!"

Another high-pitched voice sounded.

"You can't defraud such an idiot of his food. If you want to deceive, just defraud him of his money. After defrauding all his money, the woman will ignore him and he will be able to get out of the sea of ​​misery!"

The thin and milky voice said again, with a proud tone: "We are not cheating, we are saving him, we are doing a good deed!"

"It was the same with the gambler before. If I hadn't lied to him, he wouldn't have placed all the bets and borrowed the money! He borrowed the money and couldn't pay it back. The casino would never let him gamble again. I

You are doing a good thing by helping him quit gambling!"

"Xiao Dai, your consciousness is very low. You are not allowed to lie in the future, you know! We are fox masters, not liars!"

As he said that, there was a loud banging sound from behind the statue, as well as a slight cry of pain as his claws collided with his head.

"What's the noise?"

This time the sound was a bit louder, and Xu Xi, who was kneeling and muttering to himself, also heard it. He raised his head and looked at the statue with some confusion.

"Hmm, mortal, do you want marriage?"

At this moment, the tall red statue on the stage suddenly came to life. The dirt rustled down, its mouth opened and closed, and its voice sounded like a bell, asking seriously.

"Yue Lao is resurrected!"

Xu Xi trembled and collapsed on the ground, his face turned pale and terrified.

"Don't be afraid, mortal, I am a fox and I am Yuelao. Are you seeking marriage? I can protect you!"

The statue lowered its voice, became gentle, and looked at Xu Xi with kind eyes.

The gentle voice reduced the fear in Xu Xi's heart. He knelt down suddenly, kowtowed and prayed: "I have seen Yue Lao, I have seen Yue Lao!"

"Okay, okay, stop kowtowing. Are you looking for marriage?"

Seeing Xu Xi kowtow, the statue became a little impatient and said coldly.

"Yes, yes, I'm here to seek marriage, and I also ask Yue Lao to bless me to have a good marriage!" Xu Xi said tremblingly.

But halfway through, he seemed to remember something, and said while holding back his fear: "Master Yueyue, I still want to seek marriage for Madam Zhang!"

The statue seemed to be stunned for a moment, with annoyance flashing in his eyes. After a while, he slowly said: "Yes, I think you and Zhang Mengdie are destined. As long as you are willing to hand over all the money you have, I can protect you."

Your marriage!"

"I have a fate with Mengdie?!" Xu Xi raised his head and said with great joy.

"Yes, as long as you hand over your money, I can tie a red thread for you two and never be separated!" the statue promised.

"Keke, if all the money is gone, I won't have any money to buy a birthday gift for Mengdie. The day after tomorrow will be her birthday." Xu Xi hesitated.

"Huh?" The statue was annoyed and said in a loud voice: "Hurry up and pay the money, and I can protect you. You don't have to buy any more birthday gifts!"

Seeing that the statue was angry, Xu Xi did not dare to hesitate any longer, and tremblingly took out all the money from his arms and placed it in the hands of the statue.

"That's right, you can go back first, and this god will protect you!" The statue tipped the money bag with a satisfied smile on its face.

"The villain resigns!"

Xu Xi didn't dare to stay any longer, so she rolled out of the temple while crawling.

"What a dork!"

The statue made a milky voice, shook its head helplessly, and prepared to put away the money bag and leave.

But at this moment, the temple door was opened again, and a handsome and tall young man suddenly walked in.

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